I Spy Page #2

Weather Channel or something?

- With a first-round knockout

of Blake "The Blade" Lirette.

Yeah! 57 and 0, baby!

Kelly Robinson, baby!

That guy is so annoying.

Everybody "Hungary"

for his showdown...

...with the European

heavyweight king, Cedric Mills.

You don"t understand

how important it is...

...that I be 58 and 0.

L"m 57 and 0 right now.

This man gonna be 58!

- That guy is a born jerk.

- Cheese. Cheese.

That"s right, take my picture.

Cheese. Cheese.

Get my right side. Cheese.

Alex!

Gen. Tucker, this is

Special Agent Alex Scott.

- General.

- Special agent.

I love hearing that. I was a regular

agent a couple weeks ago...

...and then around Christmas,

I got promoted to special.

Special.

We were going over the op.

We call it the "Switchblade. "

It was the first electrochromatic

invisible stealth aircraft.

But in the hands of the evildoers...

...it's an untraceable delivery system

for weapons of mass destruction.

New owner:
Arnold Gundars.

The boys over at CIA have access

to his overseas accounts.

The past five days, there's been

a depletion of funds...

...without reimbursements.

The bastard's bought

the damn plane.

He just hasn't sold it yet.

I'll get it back, general.

Give me a minute.

Hot.

Are you sure we can't use Carlos?

No, they all know him.

Without plastic surgery, he wouldn't

last five minutes on this case.

That's a shame.

That Carlos is amazing.

This guy...

You sure about this, Mac?

He'll get the job done.

Shouldn't Rachel be here?

She's already in Budapest

setting up.

You've worked with her

before, right?

I have but not

in a stakeout situation.

This mission doesn't call

for a stakeout.

It wouldn't hurt to keep

our options open.

The European middleweight

championship...

...is being held in Budapest

in two days.

Gundars is a boxing fanatic. He's

throwing a party the night before.

Okay. Classic stakeout

scenario, right?

No, Alex. No stakeout. This is

more about hacking and tracking.

Now, take a look at this guest list.

You got to be kidding. This is like a

who's who of international bad guys.

Obviously, Gundars is using this

party as cover to auction the plane.

Your mission is to get

into his palace...

...find out where the plane is

and stop him from selling it.

With these heavy hitters in one

place, security's gonna be insane.

Exactly. The way we see it, there's

only one shot to get you in there.

Stakeout?

No.

We've arranged cover.

You'll be working with a civilian

to secure entry.

A civilian?

57 and 0. Gonna be 58 and 0.

You know how Kelly Robinson do.

Listen to me now. I don't

care what Gen. Patton says.

We don't need to do it this way.

I think if...

I kicked ass all around the world.

For crying out loud. Can we turn

this off or change the channel?

He gives me a headache...

Watch what come out of your

mouth, blond surfer boy.

He never shuts up. He's lighting

into some reporter.

No, I"m talking to you. Watch

what come out of your mouth.

You digging your grave with your

tongue. You"ll get your ass whipped.

Video conference.

Alex Scott, meet Kelly Robinson.

That's gotta be him.

Yeah, girl, you crazy. Come on out

here and give me some sugar, girl.

I had too much fun last night.

And you too.

Let's bounce. I got y'all's numbers.

I'll call you y'all soon.

I'll talk to you all soon.

Bye-bye.

No Kelly, no stretchie.

Back of the bus.

Move the camouflage booty to the

back of the bus. Come on.

Hey, I'm Alex Scott.

We met yesterday, sort of.

Yeah, I remember.

The pleasure's all mine.

Is that your plane?

Step away! No autographs!

It's all right. He's my new assistant.

Kelly, I thought I was your assistant.

T.J., what'd I tell you?

The secret mission? Secret mission.

Secret mission.

- Yeah, yeah, the Mission Man.

- Right. Right.

It's not a good idea to tell them who

I am. We should keep that down.

I ain't no fool. I ain't

tell them who you was.

I said I had to take care

of the president's retarded nephew.

- What?

- Yeah, they think you're a retard.

All you do is get some drool, a helmet

and zip your jacket up.

You get that

mentally challenged look.

Hold on just a second. That's good.

- Can I talk to you for a second?

- Yeah, go ahead. What's up?

Excuse us. Uncomfortable.

Too many brothers standing around.

We're getting off on the wrong foot.

You think you're

the Harlem Globetrotters...

...and I'm the team

that looks like an idiot.

- Yeah, that's it.

- But that's not how it's gonna work.

We're on the same team.

I'm Meadowlark Lemon.

You're Curly Neal. You feed

me the ball. Remember Curly, he...

He do the dribbling.

You Meadowlark?

I'm pulling down the ref's shorts,

throwing pie in the face.

- The bucket of confetti.

- They think it's water.

- And the rubber band on the ball.

- Right, doing the...

Meadowlark, you get me

some of this chicken...

...some sodas, jelly beans and get

these bags and get on the plane.

Meadowlark. You heard

what he said to me?

He told me that in this situation, he

would be Meadowlark and I'm Curly.

What kind of bullshit is that?

Curly, my ass. I'm Meadowlark.

- I'm not Kelly Robinson.

- No, you ain't.

- He don't make his own phone calls.

- He don't call his mama!

Come on. I'm just trying

to confirm the man's reservation.

- All we need is a room.

- That's all.

- Don't make me get on that phone.

- What the hell is:

It means, "I speak English,

just not to you, sucker. "

Guys, I speak Hungarian.

Need some help?

- Okay.

- Yeah, knock yourself out.

The brother gonna

speak Hungarian now.

- Szia.

- Hello?

Igen, igen.

You guys want the junior suite

or the high-roller suite?

We go with the high-roller.

The cheapest room you've got.

In the basement.

- It's all taken care of.

- Did you get an extra kusenum?

I'm gonna get these bags onboard.

- Don't wanna get yelled at again.

- Yeah, yeah. Hustle. Hustle on.

You better watch your job.

Rain Man got skills.

Kelly just took the stick.

- I thought he was doing an interview.

- What? He was napping.

What? Now he's flying the plane?

Come on, Kelly!

There's a lot of stuff

for us to go over...

Did you see me turn on

the seat-belt light?

No, I didn't see that.

Sit your ass down!

When you get up, sit down.

Funny.

He's a funny guy.

I gotta remember that one.

When you did the stick up, I went

flying there! That's a good trick.

I'm glad you got that

out of your system.

I'm gonna need you

at the party at 8.

Know something?

We got to change the schedule.

Kelly Robinson don't go to parties

at 8:
00. I ain't about to start.

Are you gonna refer to yourself

in the third person?

That can get irritating.

It won't get irritating until 11:00...

...because that's when I'm

showing up for your little party.

Okay. Excuse me, gents.

I can't risk that. The party could

clear out by 11:
00.

Ain't no party that Kelly Robinson

at gonna end at 11:00.

- That attitude can destroy a mission.

- Know what destroys a mission?

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