I Spy Page #5

Let's see how fast you are.

Y'all like to see that, wouldn't you?

Open-handed scrap?

Put your hands up. What you got?

That's what you coming with?

You're gonna get your ass whipped.

I'll hit your jaw.

Right jaw with left hand.

Put your guard up, now. I'm pretty

fast, now. You ready? Here it come.

I told you I would slap you.

Why didn't you block the punch?

What's wrong with you,

coming all hard like that?

You're supposed to give them

a taste. You wanna hit me hard.

What if I kick your ass

in front of everybody?

There you go! A preview.

Robinson vs. Mills.

The transatlantic championship...

...tomorrow night, here in Budapest.

- Done.

- Excellent.

Well, the best of luck.

Thank you.

Would you care for champagne?

We have an excellent fountain.

Yes.

An undetectable

nuclear delivery system...

...could transform your tiny

country into a superpower.

What you doing, hanging

from the ceiling like that?

What are you doing?

You're supposed to be outside.

- I figured you'd need help.

- Don't walk in here.

Don't tell me what to do.

I'm Kelly Robinson.

57 and 0. Don't talk to me like that.

What's wrong?

You tripped the alarm.

Yeah, you tripped it.

I didn't trip no alarm.

I don't hear it.

See this?

- Oh, sh*t.

- Yeah, oh, sh*t. Come here.

We'll get caught because

you didn't tell me about the alarm.

- This is your fault.

- Put that on.

- What is this?

- It's a mask. Put it on.

- This look like a sock.

- It's a mask.

It's a special spy mask. Put it on.

Look like a sock.

Hey, man, this is a sock!

What you doing?

Putting this on.

Let me do this.

Quit tickling me.

Would you come here?

- Just tell me what's going on.

- I am losing it.

I'm nervous and ticklish

at the same time.

Not in my wildest imagination did

I dream it would be this difficult.

Before you enter your bid,

Mr. Abi, let me remind you...

...that an undetectable

nuclear delivery system...

- Why we spinning?

- Be still.

- Don't breathe.

- We can't spin like this.

- It's cracking.

- I'm getting queasy...

...and I don't like heights. And I'm

spinning, and I'm gonna vomit.

What kind of cheap-ass equipment

they send you on this mission with?

- The anchor broke.

- You check the anchor first.

I wasn't expecting you to be here.

Hey, that's cool.

The funds will be verified

overnight...

...and the highest bidder

will be informed tomorrow.

I would like you to enjoy

our local specialty.

Sir? Sir.

The silent alarm has just been

set off.

Please, I need a few moments alone.

- What about my bid?

- Don't worry.

You'll get your chance. Enjoy.

Lock the door.

Get on the roof.

- Just go through the opening.

- Don't make me fall.

- Go through it.

- Lock this wing down.

I was born semipsychic, and I had

a hunch something would happen.

- Then why'd you go into the room?

- I ain't Miss Cleo.

They are on the dome.

It's like you're a double agent.

Like you're working against me.

Just get them. Now.

Oh, man!

- I liked this better when it was a test!

- We gotta jump!

What?

- You crazy? I ain't jumping.

- Got a better idea?

No, but you better

come up with something.

Okay, new plan. Wait right here.

What you gonna do?

Don't leave me.

- What's that?

- What?

Oh, God!

- Okay, that wasn't that bad.

- What'd I say? Are your legs numb?

No, come on. Let's do it.

What's next?

Rule number one:
Always have

a sure way out. Walk, walk, walk.

- Hey! You guys!

- Run, run. Now we run. Now we run.

- This is your sure way out?

- It's the way to the sure way out.

- Go through it.

- Come on, man!

Could you move? Look out.

Lose the jacket!

Are we still on the way

to the sure way, or is this it?

This is the sure way out.

Okay. Come on.

It's slow. I'm nervous.

- Don't panic.

- Look how slow we moving!

Kelly, it's here.

We are home free, my friend.

There's a guy coming.

Kick him.

Kick him in the balls!

How I'm gonna kick him

if he got a gun?

- Don't be defeatist! Stay on my side!

- Hey, watch out!

They're gonna kill Kelly Robinson.

Don't be negative.

Check outside!

Hey, that guy's still coming.

I'm gonna get him.

I'm gonna get him.

- Tell me when. Now?

- No!

- Now?

- Now!

- Okay.

- Throw it. Lob it over there!

- What's this?

- Smoke grenade.

- They got bullets and we got smoke?

- Lob it!

It's smoking.

- Now what?

- Here. Grab this.

I knew you had something

up your sleeve.

- Of course.

- I never doubted you.

- That's right.

- Yeah. All right. Okay.

How we gonna

get down from here?

I don't think we're gonna have

to worry about that.

Okay, you worried now?

I'm a little worried now.

We'll bring her gently down

on that grassy hill there.

We're going down faster than I want.

Get ready!

Brace yourself!

What?

Hey, what happened

to the soft, grassy hill?

We missed it.

Let go when I say so.

Hey, man, I'm not letting go.

You wanna die?

We've dodged some bullets...

...and I don't know how many more

lives we've got. We gotta let go.

Ready?

Get set. Let go!

I broke my leg. It's broken.

That's what your ass gets

for this crazy balloon sh*t.

Kelly Robinson

hanging from a balloon.

- No, it's okay. It's okay.

- I wish it was broke.

- They're still coming.

- Man, these guys won't give up.

- Now what?

- I wish that balloon worked better.

The balloon is over!

What are we gonna do?

Let me think. Hold on.

I got an idea. Move around.

Get in the car.

You've got an idea?

This I want to see.

Now you be in the hot seat.

I used to be in a different business.

- What are you doing?

- They keep the keys here. See?

- What? You used to transport cars?

- Something like that.

Here we go.

You did it.

Show them something there.

- Hey!

- Okay, I got an idea.

- What you gonna do?

- You inspired me.

We're gonna try a little Carlos.

- What are you doing?

- Pull forward.

- What?

- Pull forward.

- Did you see that?

- Goddamn!

- That was a big explosion.

- Man!

That's why they think Carlos

is a better spy than me!

- Carlos?

- Everyone thinks he's great.

- He's got more potent bombs.

- His bombs are more potent?

That ain't right.

Another one!

Here they come.

This one's mine.

Let me show you something they

don't teach over at the BNS.

Oh, wow. That's pretty good.

- You were unbelievable back there.

- That was you.

You had the thing going down, the

Kelly Robinson... I had one little bomb.

- Little bomb?

- It was like...

- You're crazy.

- Here they are.

- Good driving.

- Kelly Robinson, Kelly Robinson.

What we got here?

Hey, no outlet in here.

We stuck, man.

Hey, pull over here. Pull right here.

Stop, stop, stop. Give me the keys.

Look what I got! Keys!

Convertible. It's all yours.

You take that car.

We'll take your scooter.

Jump on. Jump on!

Kelly Robinson ain't getting on

no scooter like no b*tch.

All right. Okay, let's do it.

Come on, man.

Get your feet up.

Okay. Hold on!

- Hold on. Okay, hold on.

- I am holding on.

Sh*t!

Go, go, go!

- It's a nightmare!

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