I Spy Page #6

- Yeah, it's a nightmare.

They shooting, and I'm in the back.

- Better come up with something.

- We'll make a break for daylight.

Tuck your elbows in.

What's that smell?

Oh, man.

Go down the tunnel.

- This is the sewer!

- We're stuck. Is there an opening?

There's bars and sh*t over here.

We can't get out.

Just stand back to the side.

Oh, sh*t!

You okay?

I made $24 million last year, and I'm

standing in a river of human sludge.

You ask me, am I okay!

You made $24 million last year?

Yeah, 24.7.

- They ain't leaving.

- It's late night.

- We'll wait them out.

- Sh*t, it stinks down here.

Just don't breathe in too deep.

Methane.

Methane'll make you loopy.

I'm gonna get loopy from standing

and breathing in this human...

You know what this is, right?

This is the nastiest place

in all of Hungary.

You feeling loopy? You look loopy.

Yes. It feels kind of dizzy.

I got a buzz.

Okay.

- Where'd you grow up?

- Hey, man...

...no offense, but I ain't one

of those guys that, you know...

...start pouring his heart out

and get personal with another guy...

...so save it for somebody else.

My grandmother raised me.

My grandmother.

No kidding?

Yeah, she's the one

that put the time in.

The day-to-day, you know,

feeding, and you know.

Sounds like a sweet woman.

Sweet! The sweetest thing

you ever wanna meet.

Angel. My grandmother's the first

person ever punched me in the face.

None of that hard sh*t, a jab,

just to let me know she was serious.

Parents don't take the time anymore.

No, that's love, you know.

I mean, only...

You got to love somebody's baby

to punch a baby in the face.

Kelly Robinson was a scared little

boy. That's all. A scared little boy.

Keep going. Keep digging.

I mean, I put on a show, but inside,

man, lots of time I be crying.

You ready for a bomb?

Tell me.

You and I are basically

the same guy.

Take away the boxing,

take away the money...

Take away my money?

It's a metaphor.

Take away all your women.

Take away all the trappings

of success.

And you and I are the same guy.

- You know what I'm saying?

- Yeah, I know. I know. I'm you.

- No, I'm you.

- Yeah, that's what I mean.

We're twins.

Oh, I've got a crush

on Rachel for years.

I just love her power.

And sexy and... You saw

the way she threw me over.

It was just like I was nothing.

Just a powerful woman.

You know what? I'll tell you what.

If you feel that way about a girl...

...then you got to act on it.

- Oh, I do.

You see how it is when I try

to talk to her.

- You gotta...

- Fumbling over myself...

I see, but you need to change that.

- Be honest. We're in the sewer.

- Hey, I ain't gonna lie to you. What?

I don't have the savoir-faire,

that devilish charm.

- I've seen you, and I don't have that.

- I beg to differ. I disagree.

No, I'm not gonna sit here

and listen to your...

Bust it, bust it.

You do have savoir-faire.

You just have to unleash it.

Unleash it.

Unleash your savoir-faire.

I don't know.

You know, if you forget that this is a

sewer, it's kind of a beautiful place.

Thank God! What happened?

I thought you two were dead.

- Gundars' men had us pinned.

- Did they see you?

No. Have you been tracking

the pen?

It's at the palace.

He moved until 1:30...

...and it's been in the bedroom

since. He's not onto us.

Let us know, Jim, the minute

that pen moves.

The plane is still in Budapest,

but the deal's going down today.

Bob, get a helicopter in the air.

Scan every rooftop, parking lot,

playground in the city.

UV, infrared, throw

everything you got at it.

We're on it.

Just zoom in on it.

Rachel, you look bad.

Tired. You must be exhausted.

What a night.

I was driving around,

looking for you all night.

Why don't you go take a nap?

We'll give a yell if the pen moves.

Sure you guys can handle this?

You've been working hard. I'm sure

he got this covered. Take a nap.

All right, maybe I will for a sec,

but call me if anything happens.

I'm glad you're okay.

All right. Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

I know what you thinking,

and the answer is yes, playboy.

- Yes. You going in there.

- I'm not going in there.

You are going, and you gonna be

devilishly charming.

- This isn't one of your floozies.

- It's a girl. A girl's a girl.

She's special. You gotta

put her on a pedestal.

Well, we don't have a pedestal.

All we got is a cot in the back.

- I'll do it tomorrow.

- No, today...

...right now on the cot in the back.

- I don't know.

- I do know.

- Okay.

- Let's do it.

I know you in a good mood now.

Let's do it.

You can be charming as hell.

I'll show you how we'll do it.

I'm gonna unleash

your savoir-faire.

Hey, it's me, Alex.

Alex?

I love the way

you say my name.

It"s the way the L

flicks off your tongue...

...when you say

the L in Alex.

It's like the way the L

flicks off your tongue.

It's like, "Alex, Alex, Alex. "

Say it one more time for me.

Just let me hear you say it.

What are you doing?

What am I doing?

I'm just...

I'm getting ready to make love

to you so good and long...

...you'll be begging me to stop

and keep going at the same time.

I'll tell you what I'm doing.

I'm getting ready to...

Baby, I'm gonna make

sure that you're okay.

Now that I see that you are,

you're all tucked in, doing fine...

...I'm gonna go back out. Everything's

fine here. Don't worry about us.

Go back to sleep. Don't...

Forget I came in. I'll just...

That's not what I said. Hey!

Get back in there!

No!

Your rap's not working.

Try tomorrow. We did our best.

No shame in that.

Kelly Robinson's rap works! Get your

ass back there. This is good sh*t.

Give me...

Hey, I'm just... I'm sorry

to keep barging in like this.

I just wanna...

Let me just take a...

Just collect myself for a second.

I have something that I want

to say, and if you don't mind...

...I just have a...

It's like a story that I feel

I need to tell you.

That's good. I'm gonna

give you my secret weapon.

This sh*t always works.

Now listen, now.

Look in her eyes.

Now sing.

Say that.

Baby, when I woke up

this morning...

...I felt like there was a sea

storming inside of me.

Inside of me.

And baby...

...I think I'm capsizing.

I think I'm capsizing,

and the waves just keep rising.

Rising.

Rising and...

When I get that feeling...

...I need sexual healing.

I just need it. I just need it.

Sexual... I know,

it sounds crazy. I'm just...

I'm probably delirious,

but it just makes me feel so fine.

And it's good for us.

It's sexual.

It's healing. Okay?

I don't know what else

I can say.

You're cute.

I've always had

a little crush on you.

- I told you!

- Really? You did?

- I'm hot. It's hot in here, isn't it?

- My gosh.

Good Lord.

Sh*t, yeah, that's

what I'm talking about.

Now go over there, and

bite her on the ass real hard.

- No!

- Yes!

- No, no, no, no.

- No?

No, no, no, no.

Yes to you.

- Yes?

- Bite her. Bite her!

- No!

- No?

No, yes.

Go back to where you were.

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