I Spy Page #7

- I'm just... I'm...

- Bite! Bite! Bite her!

They love that sh*t.

Don't break the skin, but bite it good

so that there's a mark on her ass.

She"ll show all her friends.

"Look at my mark, what he did. "

I know what you want.

It's okay.

You can trust me.

- My...

- You okay?

I think you broke my spine.

But in a good way.

Hey!

Hey, come on, now.

Let me at least see the goods.

Hey, the pen just moved!

Let's go!

Let's move!

Gotta go! Let's go!

- Pen moved.

- No.

- Are you sure?

- Come on. Yes.

It looks like he's out of the car

and headed for the baths.

Wait. Why is he

going to the baths?

As long as he's not going

to a pen store, who cares?

Stakeout. Stakeout.

Stakeout, guys.

This needs a stakeout.

- I'll take the back, okay?

- Wait a second. Be careful.

You too, okay?

Please. Come on, man.

Come on.

You realize I can save the world

and make boxing history in one day?

- All right.

- They'll give me a parade.

Ticker-tape parade.

Confetti and all that sh*t.

Bigass parade.

Glitter.

Get my own day.

Kelly Day.

Kelly Robinson Day parade.

Nasty as hell up in here.

It smells like ass soup

all over the place.

- I just lost the signal.

- What?

Maybe the walls

are too thick in here.

No, no. Something's wrong.

Come on.

We can't walk away from this.

We got to get that plane!

You're fired up. I like your

enthusiasm, don't wanna lose it.

But sometimes you move forward,

sometimes back. We're moving back.

Hell, no! Listen to me.

I told you I was semipsychic.

I got a hunch on this.

Seven out of 10 of my hunches

are correct. That's a high ratio!

We got to go with them numbers.

Like, here, in this area...

...I'm vibing this. Right now,

I know the plane is in here.

Trust me on this.

Hey!

What you know

about the Leafy Bug?

What?

- Kick your ass if I find it in here.

- Kelly, Kelly, Kelly.

Hell, yeah. Come on, now.

You don't feel that?

- There's nothing in here.

- You must be crazy. I feel something.

A lot of old guys

hitting each other with sticks.

There's something else.

I feel it.

Something's going on in here.

Something's definitely going on.

What's your name, boy?

He talking all that sh*t

because he knows something.

Something's in here.

I feel it.

You know what?

We learned we can't trust your gut.

You can trust my gut.

I told you...

Maybe the plane's over there

in the whirlpool. We should check...

- Maybe those three out of 10...

- Gun!

- You said there was a plane!

- I said, a vibe! A vibe!

Like a fool, I listened!

You got a way out of here?

I followed you in here.

Why would I have a way out?

- What are you shooting at?

- Trying to hit the pipes.

Throw this up there. We'll create

a spark. When I say ready. Go!

I got it. I got it.

It's gonna blow.

It's gonna blow!

We gotta warn Rachel.

There goes Gundars!

Rachel!

Rachel, no!

It's a setup!

No! No!

Man!

Let's go.

- That's it?

- Yeah, Kelly, that's it.

Sh*t!

- You all right?

- What do you think?

I think you're messed up,

and you need to talk.

Is that what you think?

Rachel's dead!

She's dead because I've been

listening to you. I'm done.

You're upset.

Rachel was a good woman.

She was a good woman,

and she's gone.

You're still here, though,

semipsychic guy.

Wait. You ain't blaming

that back there on me.

No. Who could blame you?

It's not your fault.

You're the king of the universe.

You want Kelly Robinson Day.

- Have the parade. You'll get it.

- Slow it down. Back off.

I don't like your tone. You fixing

to get your ass whipped.

Really? Is that

one of your hunches?

Or some of the normal crap

that comes out of your mouth?

Remember what I said

about how we're the same guy?

I'm not you.

Thank God, I'm not you!

- I would hate to be you.

- All right.

That's the last straw.

I got to whup your ass now.

- You wanna fight me?

- I'll whip your ass!

Let me take off my jacket.

This is gonna amuse me.

If going to the dentist is amusing,

then this is getting ready to be funny.

- There's no ref here.

- I don't need no referee.

From this position, I know 11 ways

I can totally immobilize you.

End your life right...

How much from that position?

Huh?

That was my left.

If it was my right, you'd be

drinking meat through a straw.

Will you look at surfer boy!

Show me some good spy sh*t.

Hey, sh*t!

If that had gone 6 inches higher,

you'd be in a coma right now.

You okay?

You know how to use your feet good.

Throw kicks like a little b*tch!

You got me!

Hands up! What's going on here?

The black guy!

The black guy mugged me!

I'd like to file a complaint!

Wait!

Why am I being arrested?

Why am I being arrested?

This is bullshit! He kicked me first!

He kicked me in my nuts!

Why am I getting arrested

if I got kicked in my nuts?

How come you just arresting

the black man? My nuts was kicked!

- Yeah?

- Alex.

Where are you?

I've been calling for three hours!

I know.

We hit a few snags.

Snags? L"m sending backup now.

What"s your location?

- It's all fine.

- It"s all fine?

I'm headed to the castle tonight.

I'll try to track Gundars to the plane.

You don"t know where it is yet?

I knew you"d screw this up. Look...

I gotta go, Mac.

I gotta go.

Dude never been this late.

The brother can't tell time no more.

That's the problem.

- Kelly! Where you been?

- Better yet, who you been with?

If you hang with us,

this sh*t wouldn't happen.

He ain't our problem no more.

Let's go down here and get 58.

Piece of sh*t microtracker.

You're a very lucky man,

Mr. Zhu Tam.

I feel like I just won the lottery.

It's funny, isn't it?

You winning makes me rich.

My government's point of view

is that no price is too high.

Clearly.

So how's your golf game?

I haven't had much time

since I've been here.

In the 15th hole. Eagle.

- First time ever.

- Really?

Yeah! This is it, baby!

Driver, take the car off the bridge,

away from the traffic.

I don't see it.

That's the whole point, isn't it?

That you can't see it.

- That's what you're buying, isn't it?

- That's true.

Thank you.

Wait a second.

Come on.

Is that...?

Please. Finally!

Well.

Now you'll believe me

when I tell you...

...that you've driven past it

half a dozen times.

It is the most incredible thing

I have ever seen.

Shall we conclude our business?

Gentlemen, to the center

of the ring.

I explained the instructions

in the dressing room.

You're both professional fighters.

I expect you to conduct

yourself professionally.

- Shake hands.

- You ready to do this?

Let's do it.

It looks like my computer

is a billion dollars healthier.

Which makes you the proud owner...

...of the most advanced piece

of weaponry on the planet.

Watch this.

The ignition code.

Round one

for the super middleweight...

...championship of the world!

- Cedric, come on.

Do you want the swelling

on the left or right?

Mills goes right to work.

Left hand up!

Left hand up!

He's spun around by...

What are you doing?

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