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I Spy Page #7
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2002
- 97 min
- 671 Views
- I'm just... I'm...
- Bite! Bite! Bite her!
They love that sh*t.
Don't break the skin, but bite it good
so that there's a mark on her ass.
She"ll show all her friends.
"Look at my mark, what he did. "
I know what you want.
It's okay.
You can trust me.
- My...
- You okay?
But in a good way.
Hey!
Hey, come on, now.
Let me at least see the goods.
Hey, the pen just moved!
Let's go!
Let's move!
Gotta go! Let's go!
- Pen moved.
- No.
- Are you sure?
- Come on. Yes.
It looks like he's out of the car
and headed for the baths.
Wait. Why is he
going to the baths?
As long as he's not going
to a pen store, who cares?
Stakeout. Stakeout.
Stakeout, guys.
This needs a stakeout.
- I'll take the back, okay?
- Wait a second. Be careful.
You too, okay?
Please. Come on, man.
Come on.
You realize I can save the world
and make boxing history in one day?
- All right.
- They'll give me a parade.
Ticker-tape parade.
Confetti and all that sh*t.
Bigass parade.
Glitter.
Get my own day.
Kelly Day.
Kelly Robinson Day parade.
Nasty as hell up in here.
It smells like ass soup
all over the place.
- I just lost the signal.
- What?
Maybe the walls
are too thick in here.
No, no. Something's wrong.
Come on.
We can't walk away from this.
We got to get that plane!
You're fired up. I like your
enthusiasm, don't wanna lose it.
But sometimes you move forward,
sometimes back. We're moving back.
Hell, no! Listen to me.
I told you I was semipsychic.
I got a hunch on this.
Seven out of 10 of my hunches
are correct. That's a high ratio!
We got to go with them numbers.
Like, here, in this area...
...I'm vibing this. Right now,
I know the plane is in here.
Trust me on this.
Hey!
What you know
about the Leafy Bug?
What?
- Kick your ass if I find it in here.
- Kelly, Kelly, Kelly.
Hell, yeah. Come on, now.
You don't feel that?
- There's nothing in here.
- You must be crazy. I feel something.
A lot of old guys
hitting each other with sticks.
There's something else.
I feel it.
Something's going on in here.
Something's definitely going on.
What's your name, boy?
He talking all that sh*t
because he knows something.
Something's in here.
I feel it.
You know what?
We learned we can't trust your gut.
You can trust my gut.
I told you...
Maybe the plane's over there
in the whirlpool. We should check...
- Maybe those three out of 10...
- Gun!
- You said there was a plane!
- I said, a vibe! A vibe!
Like a fool, I listened!
You got a way out of here?
I followed you in here.
Why would I have a way out?
- What are you shooting at?
- Trying to hit the pipes.
Throw this up there. We'll create
a spark. When I say ready. Go!
I got it. I got it.
It's gonna blow.
It's gonna blow!
We gotta warn Rachel.
There goes Gundars!
Rachel!
Rachel, no!
It's a setup!
No! No!
Man!
Let's go.
- That's it?
- Yeah, Kelly, that's it.
Sh*t!
- You all right?
- What do you think?
and you need to talk.
Is that what you think?
Rachel's dead!
She's dead because I've been
listening to you. I'm done.
You're upset.
Rachel was a good woman.
She was a good woman,
and she's gone.
You're still here, though,
semipsychic guy.
Wait. You ain't blaming
that back there on me.
It's not your fault.
You're the king of the universe.
- Have the parade. You'll get it.
- Slow it down. Back off.
I don't like your tone. You fixing
to get your ass whipped.
Really? Is that
one of your hunches?
Or some of the normal crap
that comes out of your mouth?
Remember what I said
about how we're the same guy?
I'm not you.
Thank God, I'm not you!
- I would hate to be you.
- All right.
That's the last straw.
I got to whup your ass now.
- I'll whip your ass!
Let me take off my jacket.
If going to the dentist is amusing,
then this is getting ready to be funny.
- There's no ref here.
- I don't need no referee.
From this position, I know 11 ways
I can totally immobilize you.
End your life right...
How much from that position?
Huh?
That was my left.
If it was my right, you'd be
drinking meat through a straw.
Will you look at surfer boy!
Show me some good spy sh*t.
Hey, sh*t!
If that had gone 6 inches higher,
you'd be in a coma right now.
You okay?
You know how to use your feet good.
Throw kicks like a little b*tch!
You got me!
Hands up! What's going on here?
The black guy!
I'd like to file a complaint!
Wait!
Why am I being arrested?
Why am I being arrested?
This is bullshit! He kicked me first!
He kicked me in my nuts!
Why am I getting arrested
if I got kicked in my nuts?
How come you just arresting
the black man? My nuts was kicked!
- Yeah?
- Alex.
Where are you?
I've been calling for three hours!
I know.
We hit a few snags.
Snags? L"m sending backup now.
What"s your location?
- It's all fine.
- It"s all fine?
I'm headed to the castle tonight.
I'll try to track Gundars to the plane.
You don"t know where it is yet?
I knew you"d screw this up. Look...
I gotta go, Mac.
I gotta go.
Dude never been this late.
The brother can't tell time no more.
That's the problem.
- Kelly! Where you been?
- Better yet, who you been with?
If you hang with us,
this sh*t wouldn't happen.
He ain't our problem no more.
Let's go down here and get 58.
Piece of sh*t microtracker.
You're a very lucky man,
Mr. Zhu Tam.
I feel like I just won the lottery.
It's funny, isn't it?
My government's point of view
is that no price is too high.
Clearly.
So how's your golf game?
I haven't had much time
since I've been here.
In the 15th hole. Eagle.
- First time ever.
- Really?
Yeah! This is it, baby!
Driver, take the car off the bridge,
away from the traffic.
I don't see it.
That's the whole point, isn't it?
That you can't see it.
- That's what you're buying, isn't it?
- That's true.
Thank you.
Wait a second.
Come on.
Is that...?
Please. Finally!
Well.
Now you'll believe me
when I tell you...
...that you've driven past it
half a dozen times.
It is the most incredible thing
I have ever seen.
Shall we conclude our business?
Gentlemen, to the center
of the ring.
I explained the instructions
in the dressing room.
You're both professional fighters.
I expect you to conduct
yourself professionally.
- Shake hands.
- You ready to do this?
Let's do it.
It looks like my computer
is a billion dollars healthier.
Which makes you the proud owner...
...of the most advanced piece
of weaponry on the planet.
Watch this.
The ignition code.
Round one
for the super middleweight...
...championship of the world!
- Cedric, come on.
Do you want the swelling
on the left or right?
Mills goes right to work.
Left hand up!
Left hand up!
He's spun around by...
What are you doing?
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