I Spy Page #8

I'm working.

That looks like an old-fashioned

thermonuclear warhead.

- It's a bit primitive, isn't it?

- They won't think so in Washington.

Tell your men to drop their guns.

- Tell them!

- Do as he says.

Get your hands up!

You too, Mr. Zhu Tam.

Do it!

You didn't think you could

fool BNS, did you?

- Rachel?

- I guess we did.

- You're alive?

- Don't tell anyone.

Robinson having his way.

Combination to the head.

And a left hook jars the challenger.

Here comes Robinson,

and here comes Mills.

Body shots by the challenger, Mills.

Holding on to him.

Tying the champion up.

That was pretty convincing.

The whole "I'm dead" thing.

You pick up a few tricks

over the years.

- You certainly do.

- You really should have caught it.

Yeah, I should have.

I guess I was a little distracted

by the sound of my heart breaking.

Code invalid.

That's not good.

Is that good?

- What the hell did you do?

- I entered the ignition code.

Self-destruct sequence

activated.

It has a self-destruct mechanism

if the wrong code is entered.

No, that is the correct code. I saw

Lt. Percy fire the engine myself.

Just get it handled, Agent Wright.

That's what you're paid to do.

He ain't done nothing

to earn your respect!

It's number 58 going down

right now. You hear?

- How you feeling?

- 58.

- You good?

- Good, yeah.

Damn! She may wanna

braid that.

And this world championship fight

rages on.

The code times out?

What, like a safety precaution?

In case the plane were stolen?

You're flying the plane home.

I assume you know the correct code.

Assumptions have a way of coming

back and kicking you in your ass.

Robinson measuring Mills up.

A wicked left hook by Robinson.

- How much is he paying you?

- I don't have time for this.

If I'd known you were for sale,

I would have bid!

I know that hurt.

You got a hard-ass head.

Damn!

The code, Alex.

Come on, Cedric.

Robinson dancing around.

What's going on here?

It looks like he's fighting

an invisible opponent.

And down goes Robinson!

Unbelievable!

Rachel, you"re not getting

this plane off the bridge.

Five. Six...

Kelly Robinson is down

for the first time in his career!

- Can you continue?

- I'm okay.

- Let's go.

- All right.

Let's go. Fight!

Now it"s gonna get messy.

It's time to go down.

And Mills is down!

- Now we're talking!

- Five.

- Come on, come on!

- Six.

Seven. Eight. Nine.

- He's not gonna make it.

- Ten! You're out!

It's over!

Kelly Robinson is still...

...the super middleweight

champion of the world!

Robinson foregoing his usual

flamboyant victory lap.

He bolts the ring.

I'm impressed, Alex.

You're tougher than I thought.

There's one thing that

will always make a man talk.

Cutting my belt?

- Take off his pants.

- Take off my pants?

Hold it.

Wait a second.

Easy. Easy.

Come on, take it easy.

- What are you doing here?

- You turned on the eye thing...

...so I had to come save your ass!

- I did?

That's a huge gesture!

That must mean you really love me.

Don't get this twisted.

I did this to secure my parade!

- No getting around it. You love me.

- This is for the parade!

- It's love!

- Parade!

- It's love!

- Parade!

- Love!

- Kelly Robinson Day parade!

Move!

I'm starting to regret this sh*t!

Move! Move!

Cover me!

Go!

Hold your fire!

Hold your fire!

Who the hell is this guy?

It's Carlos. I guess Mac

sent him in as backup for us.

He's like a superspy.

He's a spy, the same as me.

Not a superspy.

He got a fly-ass

ninja outfit and parachute.

We hanging from balloons

and sh*t.

Gundars! Tell your men

to put down their weapons.

It seems to be quite

a trend tonight. Down!

Alex, the code

before we all blow up.

That's what I'm doing.

I was on my way to do it.

- Doing fine before you got here.

- Mr. Zhu Tam, I believe.

Carlos, careful.

Rachel's a double agent!

Yes, I know, Alex.

Yours too, Rachel.

Apparently, you've been a bad girl.

Now hold up.

Wait a second. Hey, Alex...

...this James Bond is with Rachel.

- Not now.

I got a hunch. This guy is bad.

I can feel it right now.

I said, not now.

Let me figure this out!

How did big shot know

she was bad?

I got 45 seconds to figure out

this logarithmic code...

...or we'll all die

because we'll blow up.

Why don't you stick to your perfume

ads and leave the espionage to me?

No, don't say that to him.

Hey, Zorro, it's not perfume.

It's cologne.

No, Kelly! No!

Come on, come on.

Here we go.

- Code invalid.

- Come on.

Eighteen, seventeen...

...sixteen...

Thirteen...

...twelve...

...eleven...

Nine, eight, seven.

Sequence aborted.

I got it. I got it.

No, I don't. No, I don't.

No, I don't.

Don't do it! Put that sh*t down.

Put the gun down right now.

Putting it down. Okay?

But I'm on your side.

I'm with BNS.

What do BNS stand for?

B*tch that Need Slapping?

I tried to make sure Carlos

doesn't get to this computer.

Think I believe that?

What's wrong with you?

- Hear her trying to flip the script?

- She's saying she's good?

I gotta hear this.

This should be rich.

We've suspected Carlos

was dirty for months.

Mac and me teamed up with him

so we could nail him.

- Why didn't they tell me?

- You know how this works.

It's all on a need-to-know basis.

You know that.

Mac didn't want you protecting me

at the wrong time.

That's all Carlos would have

needed. He's jealous of us.

- He is?

- Lf he knew how we felt...

Go easy now.

Don't be creeping up and sh*t.

She got long legs.

B*tch is sneaky. She'll kick you.

He's always known

I wanted to work with you.

- You wanted to work with me?

- Yeah.

What, like on a stakeout?

Don't you know

how I feel about you?

- That's bullshit.

- My head's spinning. I don't know...

- Can't deny it. I feel the same...

- You dizzy from massive blood loss...

...because the b*tch stabbed you

15 minutes ago!

I could have crippled him

for life if I wanted to.

- You've got full mobility in your leg?

- It doesn't feel that bad.

Son of a gun.

I had no idea.

Carlos was jealous of us?

Enough.

I can't listen to this sh*t.

What's wrong with you?

You booty-blinded right now.

It's like being snow-blinded with

no snow, just a cute piece of ass.

No. She's telling the truth.

You don't understand the spy world.

There are agents.

There are double agents, and

there are pseudo-double agents.

It's actually pretty standard stuff.

Y'all stabbing each other is standard?

Yeah. It's pretty standard.

Look out!

I'm watching your ass.

Alex, you idiot!

I'm on your side!

I've had enough of this!

There's Vitalis and sh*t all over...

He was coming like a buzz saw. If you

didn't grab him, he was gonna kill me.

It was like looking

in the eyes of the devil.

Where's Rachel?

Yeah, where is Rachel, huh?

She gone.

Didn't I tell you

that b*tch was bad?

Why didn't you keep

an eye on her?

- You said she was good!

- You can't listen to what I say.

I'm bleeding from a knife wound.

I'm delusional!

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