I Spy Page #9

You said yourself I'm booty-blind.

I'm blinded by ass.

You blinded now, but a minute ago...

You two fools just let Rachel

escape with Gundars' computer?

That has all the passwords

to his numbered accounts.

It's worth billions of dollars!

Mac knew you would screw this up.

That's why he sent me...

"Worth billions of dollars. "

You hear this guy?

He's still a bad guy, right?

Yeah, he...

Well, I don't know.

Everybody keeps flip-flopping

around. I can't keep it straight.

It's murky.

- You said it was standard...

- I know what I said!

It's murky when there ain't

no girl involved, huh?

I see how it go.

I'll tell you one thing. Good

or bad, I'm tying this guy up.

We tie everybody up.

That's the new rule.

Why don't you stop stressing?

There's the Leafy Bug, baby.

That's what we set out to do,

and we got it!

We got the plane.

We heroes.

- You're right. Let's go home.

- Look at that.

- You wanna see something cool?

- What?

Man, that is some superfly,

superspy sh*t!

Let me see.

What you pressing?

- Just press that button.

- Okay.

- Invisible.

- Invisible.

Gotta get that on my cars. You know

how clean my garage is gonna look?

Visible. Invisible.

Visible...

- Don't wear out the battery.

- Let me have some fun.

- It loses its specialness. Give it back.

- Come on, why you acting...?

Why you gotta be tripping?

Why can't I play with it?

- You broke it.

- I broke the sh*t? How I break it?

Like a child, you knock it

out of my hand. I broke it?

You happy now?

How will I explain this?

I show up with the plane

and a broken remote.

You think they're worried

about the remote?

There's dead bodies all over the roof.

You think they'll care about that?

- Come on, man!

- You're right. Let's go.

- We're heroes.

- I'm gonna get my parade, huh?

- Maybe so.

- I'll definitely get a parade behind this.

All right. Settle back,

and I'm gonna fire this baby up.

And that is why they call it

the Switchblade.

All right. Ready

for the ride of your life?

Yeah, let's do this.

Watch this.

Punch it!

Got a little wrinkle.

Not to worry.

Kelly Robinson ain't supposed

to go out like this!

I'm supposed to die in the ring!

Kelly, you okay?

Come here. You okay?

Hell, no! I ain't okay.

You just crashed my parade

down into the river.

We had nozzle failure. Then the

thrust manifold went all haywire.

You didn't check it, did you?

Huh? This is perfect!

My first mission, I do everything right.

Now thanks to you, I ain't a hero!

- What is that?

- This is my flotation device.

- That's a bomb!

- What?

That's a thermonuclear bomb.

Why you gotta throw them

around here, then?

No, it's okay. It's not armed.

Can you imagine if this had gone off?

This would have killed millions!

- And they didn't arm it?

- They didn't get a chance to.

You know why

they didn't get a chance to?

Because we stopped them!

We stopped them.

Know what that means?

- I think so.

- We heroes again!

- Damn, you're right.

- Bet your pink ass I'm right!

We're heroes again!

Even without the plane.

- We're heroes!

- This is the proof right here!

- This bomb.

- I can't wait to call the president.

We gonna get the Congressional

Medal of Honor and a parade!

This will be fantastic.

Has my bank transfer come through?

Not yet, Ms. Tessio.

Where you going?

You forgot your drink.

Alex, how are you?

- God!

- Came prepared this time.

Smart.

Where you going?

Back up.

You thought

you was gonna get away?

Thought you was gonna

make a fool out of Kelly Robinson?

When I have my parade, I'll tie

your ass to the front of a float.

Alex?

How about a stakeout

in Greece for two weeks?

- Stakeout?

- Yeah.

Two weeks?

Hey! The answer is still no.

I know. I was just imagining

for a second. There's no harm in...

You taking a long time. Tell her no.

You getting lost in this. No!

- No.

- In fact, say, "Hell, no!"

- Hell, no.

- Hell, no, b*tch!

Sorry.

The spell wore off.

Well, boys, I'm glad you guys

got all the news coverage.

- What's that mean?

- Always got to have the last word.

She always gotta say some sh*t, huh?

What she talking about, news

coverage? Ain't been no news...

Is that Carlos?

- "Superspy hero thwarts... "

- Carlos was good.

- We the ones that saved the day!

- Is this a parade?

Yes! Look at the spectacle

and the glitter and sh*t!

That's my parade!

He stole my parade!

- I don't know what to say.

- I know what to say. Bullshit!

Bullshit!

Bullshit!

We gotta go to Washington

and get debriefed.

- I ain't going!

- I don't blame you.

It's just, I was looking forward

to testing out the hover gel with you.

- The whatsit gel?

- Hover.

It's a gelatinous hydrogen diphyoxide.

It's 12 times lighter than air.

You smear it all over your body...

...and if you're in an

oxygen-rich environment...

...it allows you to float

down to earth like a bird.

Like a jelly bird?

Yeah. That's the street name for it.

"Jelly Bird. " Exactly.

They have a couple

on the transport plane.

Plan was, they drop us off over D.C.,

and we float down like birds.

There's press and photographers.

It's gonna be a whole spectacle, but...

What we waiting on?

Let's do this.

- You'll do it?

- Hell, yeah, I'll do it!

Float like a jelly bird?

Let's go right now.

I used to always dream

I'd be able to fly.

- You serious?

- My grandma said I was a fool.

That's what made her

punch me the first time!

- See, I told her and...

- Hold on.

Get some jelly on the plane

and two parachutes.

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