I Think I Love My Wife Page #2
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- 2007
- 90 min
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I mean, you look
really handsome in it.
Hey, Lisa.
Will you tell him
how this shirt looks.
Oh, I love it on you!
I'm-I'm not just saying that.
I think it looks great on you.
(Kelly giggling)
Daddy's home.
BRENDA:
Daddy's home.KELLY:
Daddy!Yeah!
Daddy's home.
Hey, Daddy.
How's it going?
Pretty good.
Where's Brian?
Oh, he's upstairs napping.
Oh, hey, I've got
all these tests to grade,
so can you do the dishes tonight?
- Yeah, yeah, no problem.
- Great.
Hey, Kelly.
Hi, Daddy.
How big is Kelly?
This big.
RICHARD:
Yeah. Where's Kelly's ear?Here.
- Where's Kelly's nose?
- Here.
Where's Kelly's esophagus?
(Brenda laughing)
Give the kid a break;
she's only three.
Hey, there's white
kids that are three
taking the bar right now.
W-H-l-T-E, please.
Okay, okay.
Hey, Kelly, I got you.
- Daddy got you.
- (Kelly laughing)
- Right upside the head.
- You went shopping? Huh.
Daddy got you.
I thought you didn't like green.
- (laughing)
- Figured I'd get something new.
It's different.
Pretty.
RICHARD:
There were dayswhen Brenda and I got along great.
But we still weren't having sex.
When a married couple
stops having sex,
at first, they complain about it.
But after a while,
they get used to it.
She walks out of the shower,
you don't even look.
'Cause you know there's
nothing there for you.
The most dangerous time
in a marriage
is when the couple accepts
that they're not having sex.
Speak up; I'm in an elevator.
TRACY:
Richard, there's someone here to see you.
Uh, a client?
She didn't say.
Nikki?
RICHARD:
Wow, Nikki Tru.I haven't seen her in eight years.
She was my best friend's girl.
I was crazy about her.
What's wrong?
You didn't think you'd see me again?
No, it's not that;
I'm just surprised.
Wow, you look good, Nikki.
Thanks.
You know, people don't really
smoke in offices anymore.
I'm not really a smoker.
I'm just trying to lose some weight.
So what's that, a diet cigarette?
( chuckles)
I'll put it out.
You look good, Richie.
That's a nice shirt.
Thanks.
So, wh-what brings
you around, Nikki?
I was in the neighborhood,
heard you worked in the area,
thought I'd stop by and say hi.
That's allowed, right?
Yeah. Hi.
Hi.
You want to show me
your office or something?
Come on.
Okay.
It's good to see you.
Yeah, you, too.
- Which way?
- This way.
NI KKI ( chuckles):
Are these your kids?
Yeah, that's
my son Brian
and that's my daughter Kelly.
Same mother?
Same mother, my wife, seven years.
No side kids?
No side kids.
I know, it's very white of me.
( chuckles)
Richard Marcus Cooper is married.
Tied the knot, till
death do you part.
Mm-hmm.
Something strange about that?
No. Just...
not the Richie I knew.
- People change.
- Hmm.
You happily married?
Yeah, I'm-I'm happily married.
No, you're not.
You didn't say it right.
Okay, how was I supposed to say it?
Oh, I don't know.
But you're not supposed
to think about it.
I hear ice cracking.
What?
You ever walk across
a frozen river
and hear ice cracking?
It's the scariest sound
in the world.
Hey, hey.
My ice is fine.
My-my marriage is frozen solid.
on my marriage.
(phone ringing)
One second.
Hello.
TRACY:
They're ready to start the meeting.
Yeah, yeah, I'll come right now.
So, to be
completely honest,
I do need a favor.
Ah. I knew Nikki didn't
come over here for nothing.
Well, I just got back in town,
and I'm trying to get a job,
but I need a reference.
Okay, well,
write up a letter,
bring it by, and I'll sign it.
No problem. Whoa!
( chuckles)
Magic.
So you just knew
I would sign this, huh?
I figured a friend in
need, couldn't resist.
Okay.
Good luck.
Thank you...
Mr. Married Man.
RICHARD:
Even though I hadn't seen Nikki
- in eight years, I got to say,
- Richard.
She looked even better
than I remembered.
Gonna put these right
on top of the block.
KELLY:
Do I have to eat this, Mommy?- BRENDA:
Kelly...- Hey.
- Hey, Daddy.
- Hey, honey.
Mm.
I'm almost
done with them,
and dinner will be ready
in a few minutes, okay?
Is baked chicken okay?
Ah, you know chicken's great.
All right.
Where's my kiss?
Ooh, that's a good kiss.
What's up, Bri?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So how was school?
You know that test I was giving?
I had to give it again.
They all got A's.
Oh, um, Allison wants
to have a playdate
this weekend at her house.
Any B-L-A-C-K kids gonna be there?
A few. Not enough.
You know, I'm thinking of
joining a Mocha Moms group
in New Rochelle.
That'll be good.
I got to do something.
Hey, how was, um, work today?
Anything happen?
Ah, nothing much, just work.
RICHARD:
I'm not crazy.Would you tell your wife
about Nikki?
But I got to admit, seeing
Nikki got me to thinking.
What would it be like
to be single again?
I mean, if I were single,
I wouldn't do all that
romance-and-flowers crap.
If I were single again,
I would get right to the point.
Excuse me, would you
like to have sex with me?
- Of course I would.
- Well, come on!
When you're single, you're
never at a loss for words.
Excuse me, can I bite your ass?
For $1,000.
Come on, let's get biting, b*tch!
When you're single,
you have nothing to lose.
Come with me to a hotel right now.
But I have an appointment.
Yeah, a p*ssy appointment.
When you're single,
you're invincible.
Excuse me...
Get the f*** out of here!
When you're single, you're alone.
I'll f*** you.
And that's why I got married.
When I went to work
the next day,
being single was
the last thing on my mind.
I had a lot to do,
there was a big client
I wanted to bring in,
and I needed to be focused.
You know what I always say,
valuation's an art not a science.
Hey, want to go to lunch?
I got a plan how we can
reel in EuroTech.
I'm gonna pass on the lunch,
but let's talk about it
when you get back.
Have fun with yourself.
Walter, listen,
I know you're in bed
with Cross and Lubitsch,
but I'm telling you right now,
you're gonna see
some things in the...
There's a Nikki Tru on line one.
(whispers):
Tell her to hold.Well, I just
want you to know
that our doors are always open.
All right, take care, Walter.
(beep)
Nikki.
Hey.
I got the job.
Good.
So as a thank you,
I was thinking you should
let me take you to lunch.
You know, I don't normally
do lunch till late.
Well, that's okay,
'cause I'm still in bed,
but I could get in the shower
and be to you in about an hour.
You know, I got
a lot of work to do, Nikki.
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