iCarly: iGo to Japan

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- Legs,

- Pudding,

-Legs,

-Pudding,

-Legs! Legs!

-Pudding! Pudding!

-Legs,

-Pudding,

-Legs,

-Pudding,

-Legs,

-Pudding,

Come on, legs are really important,

I'm not saying that legs aren't important,

I'm saying they're not

as important as pudding.

-Okay, you're insane.

-Not really.

Without legs, pants would be like,

"Duh! Now what do we do?"

Objection! Pants can't talk.

-Why are we swinging?

-I don't know!

-Okay, this random debate is over.

-I won.

No, we're gonna let

the iCarly viewers decide who won.

Fine. Everyone at iCarly.com,

look at the homepage

and vote on what you think

is more important,

-Legs...

-...Or pudding.

If you don't vote, you don't care.

Random dancing!

-Okay, later!

-Pudding!

-Legs! Vote now!

-ICarly.com.

-Bye!

-Ciao!

And we're clear.

Good show.

Okay, let's go downstairs

and snack it up.

You coming?

You guys go ahead.

I got some tech stuff to wrap up here.

You wanna play on the swing?

-Will you push me?

-Yes.

Freddie:

In five, four, three, two, ,,

l know, you see

Somehow the world will change for me

And be so wonderful

Live life, breathe air

l know somehow we're gonna get there

And feel so wonderful

lt's all for real

I'm telling you just how l feel

So wake up the members of my nation

lt's your time to be

The brighter side of every situation

Some things are meant to be

So give your best

and leave the rest to me

Leave it all to me

Leave it all to me

Just leave it all to me

-Any votes come in yet?

-Give me a sec.

-You know legs are gonna beat pudding.

-Don't bet on it.

-Who wants a snack?

-I'm good.

Hey, toss me an apple.

-Red or green?

-Red.

'Cause green apples always taste...

Sorry, I put a little

too much heat on that.

-Did you see what she did?

-You should've asked for a muffin.

-Bring up the votes!

-Okay.

Looks like we already got

around 12,000 votes,

and legs are ahead of pudding by about 20%

-Ha!

-Idiots.

-Oh, hey, we got a v-mall.

-Who from?

I don't know. Someone in England.

-Cool.

-Play it.

Greetings, iCarly.

My name is Theodore Wilkins,

I'm the vice chairman

of the iWeb Awards,

an international competition

which seeks out the best web shows

on the Internet,

And I'm very pleased to announce

that our committee has nominated

iCarly in the category of Best Comedy,

Whoa!

We're nominated

for best comedy web show!

I know. I speak British.

The iWeb Awards would like to fly

the iCarly team overseas,

so that your show can compete

at this year's live competition,

All expenses paid, of course,

-This is insane!

-They're gonna fly us overseas!

-I just hope it's not France.

-How come?

-Why?

-'Cause it's full of French people.

-Oh, yeah.

-True.

If you accept your nomination,

please click on the "Accept" button

in the lower left corner of this v-mail,

-Click on it!

-I'm clicking.

Your invitations, passes,

and travel itinerary

will be sent off to you tomorrow,

Congratulations, iCarly.

We'll see you at the iWeb Awards,

All right.

Okay, this is the biggest thing

that's ever happened to us.

-Ever.

-By far.

Check it out. Way more people

are voting for legs than pudding.

Told you.

All I know is you can't do this with legs.

-Uh, you have a little pudding on your...

-I see it.

You sure you don't mind if I hang

at your place till dinner?

Yeah, it's fine, but don't you think

you should go home

and be with your mom?

-What for?

-'Cause she's in bed with pneumonia.

I'm not a doctor.

-Excuse me, Lewbert?

-What?

I'm busy trimming my wart hairs!

Yeah.

I was just wondering if I got a package

yet from the iWeb Awards.

No! Now quit upsetting my wart!

Are you sure?

'Cause this guy in England said

he was gonna send it like a week ago.

To you, too!

Hey. Hey. You think Freddie's home

from school yet?

Yeah, he got a ride. Why?

Bet you he's looking

through his peephole,

waiting for you to get home.

No, he grew out of that.

Uh-huh.

'Sup?

I was not looking out my peephole

waiting for you to come home.

-I know you weren't.

-Good.

-Peeper.

-What?

-Okay, why is it dark in here?

Because...

I made this!

Why?

It's for jogging at night.

This baby puts out over 19,000 lumens.

It can light up a football field.

-For how long?

-Until this battery runs out.

I got it out of a Prius.

Oh, hi, Mrs Benson.

Mom, what are you still doing here?

I thought you left for your pottery class.

I tried to, but my Prius wouldn't start.

Anyway, I forgot.

This package addressed to iCarly

came yesterday...

-Yesterday?

-I'm sorry, I meant to tell Freddie...

Oh, just give it.

-Is that from the iWeb Awards?

-Yeah!

Come on, what country are we going to?

Canada.

Canada?

Just kidding! Tokyo!

We're going to Japan!

All right.

-Freddie, you can let go now.

-Oh, right.

Sweet!

You know, I took a year

of Japanese in college.

A little brush up,

I'll be speaking Japanese like a

Japanesiologist.

Freddie, I'm not sure I can Allow this.

-Here we go.

-Mom.

It's just Japan.

Right, which is why I worry that...

You know the Far East can be very...

Look, just because I can't think

of anything right now,

doesn't mean Japan isn't fraught

with danger.

-Come on, lady.

-It's okay.

I'm going with them, so it's not like

they won't have a responsible adult

making sure everything goes smooth.

Put it out! Put it out! Put it out!

Please, please, please, put it out!

Put it out!

So, I'll make sure

everything goes smooth in Japan.

Freddie, you're not going to Japan.

You're coming home with me

to take a bath.

-But...

Wait!

Why don't you come to Japan with us?

-What?

-I don't wanna take a trip

across the world

with that mess of a woman!

Come on, Mrs Benson. It'll be fun.

What's that?

I think I hear Tokyo calling Toki-you.

Come with us to Japan. You love sushi.

I suppose it would be nice to try

a California roll from where it All started.

Wait, hang on. Little problem.

-What?

-Three plane tickets.

Good.

I mean, "Oh, no."

Here, let me see.

Okay, great, these are first class tickets.

I can just trade these

for five coach seats and we're All set.

All right.

But if we're All going to Japan,

there's lots of preparation to be done.

We'll need passports, fresh underwear,

a voltage converter for your night light.

I don't need a night light any more.

So you're sure the night light

will work in Japan?

We'll make sure.

Man, she's a piece of work.

Put it out, put it out! Get it! Get it!

Why does this keep happening?

L know,

Oomp, if l had a haircut like yours,

l would be embarrassed, too,

So this is Henri P'Twa

and his poodle puppet, Oomp.

Okay, fine, eat your puppy food!

That's the "comedy show"

we're competing against?

One of them.

That poodle puppet eats like a pig.

My goodness, Oomp!

L think you eat like a little piggy!

No, Bad dog!

No, Oomp, bad dog!

-Uh-oh.

-Maybe Oomp should be neutered.

This is my show!

Hello,

-Excellent,

-Thank you.

How are you today?

-Wait, what?

-I'm sorry,

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