Icarly

Season #1 Episode #3: iDream of Dance

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-Zoom in to see Sam pulling orange juice inside her cup eating breakfast then Carly comes in- (Laughter)

Sam

What?

Verlaz

You're having breakfast in class

Sam

Uh-Huh

Verlaz

You can't just have breakfast in the middle of... is that turkey bacon *takes turkey bacon and sits down then Freddie comes in and sits down*

Freddie

Carly?

Carly

Freddie?

Freddie

Verlaz?

Verlaz

Fred?

Freddie

Sam?

Sam

I'm eating. (Laughter)

Ms. Briggs

All class take your seats [Sniffing] Why do i smell bacon? *Carly stops eating* (Laughter)

Carly

It's turkey bacon

Ms. Briggs

PUT IT AWAY!! (Laughter)

Carly

sorry

Sam & Verlaz

Okay!

Sam

*puts all her food in Freddie backpack* there it's put away

Freddie

in my backpack (Laughter)

Ms. Briggs

Now, today we have a very special treat.

Verlaz

Spelling Bee?

Ms. Briggs

Quiet, Gibby. Since you young people today know nothing fine arts, prepared to be stimulated by a true performer.

Gibby

Ryan Seacrest?

Ms. Briggs

GIBBY!. Now, some of you may know, my ancestors hail from Scotland, the home of plaid. And so please welcome, Scottish highland dancer, Benjamin Yip. *comes in and bows *laughter*

Carly

Um, Ms. Briggs? What does Scottish highland dancing have to do with...

[upbeat bagpipe music playing]

Sam

Boo! [All Booing after then she stops music]

Ms. Briggs

Stop THAT! NOT YOU! how dare yo children boo a dancing Scotsman? (Laughter) Who started the boos

Sam

Gibby. (Laughter)

Gibby

No, I didn't. It was Sam. I will nit be a victim. (Laughter)

Ms. Briggs

Sam, you have detention

Sam

i'm used to it (Laughter)

Ms. Briggs

Mr. Yip, you may dance again. [All Groan] CHILDREN!

All

YAY! [continues playing Scottish music and he continue dancing then takes 3 bacon from Freddie backpack and give it to Carly and Verlaz and they eat it]

[Intro comes on]

[Intro comes off]

Sam

Thanks, for letting me hang at your place this afternoon with verlaz..he's always there, No way i can be around my mom right now.

Carly

You guys fighting

Sam

Nah, she's wearing some gross new perfume couldn't you smell it

Carly

i just thought your cat peed in the car again (Laughter)

Sam

i wish

Verlaz

what's that smell in the car, Sam? (Laughter)

Freddie

Hey Verlaz and you girls

Carly

Hey, you missed a smelly ride home with Sam's mom (Laughter)

Freddie

Yeah, well, I had to go buy a new backpack 'cause someone dumped her breakfast in mine.

Sam

You're lucky i didn't put it down your pants (Laughter) [Verlaz laughs]

Carly

Anybody want some iced tea?

Freddie

Me

Sam

Tea me

Verlaz

me..want me to help

Carly

grab 4 glasses..so what was up with that whole Scottish dancing thing?

Freddie

yeah, who wants to see that?

Sam

At least you three don't have to sit in detention with her.

Carly

Here you go.

Sam

Aw, now ya see that? Carly puts a nice slice of lemon on my glass. How does she think of that

Freddie

Carly's classy

Sam

Oh, and i'm not classy?

Freddie

Classy people don't clean out their ears with their cell phone antenna. (Laughter)

Sam

that was your cell phone antenna.

Freddie

What? (Laughter) aww no wonder i keep droppin' calls (Laughter)

Verlaz

Anyway, what right does an English teacher have to force kids to watch dancing

Freddie

y'know Verlaz i wouldn't mind watching good dancing [Sam takes out Freddie straw and put it in her ear]

Carly

you know, that could be a fun thing for "iCarly" we have people send in videos of themselves doing their coolest dance

Freddie & Verlaz

Whatever [looks at each other] (Laughter)

Sam

i dig

Carly

Let's do it [Freddie looks at his cup]

Freddie

Where'd my straw go?

Sam

Here! (Laughter)[puts it in Freddie cup] (Laughter)

Verlaz

adjusting camera, lights, video, starting

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