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Season #1 Episode #3: iDream of Dance

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Freddie & Verlaz

in 5, 4, 3, 2, -

[Carly

I'm Carly

Sam

I'm Sam

Carly

Bon Soir

Sam

Hola

Carly

Shalom

Sam

Dirkenshnoff (Laughter)

Carly

Dirkenshnoff?

Sam

it's foreign for "good evening"

Carly

in what language

Sam

Foreign-eeze (Laughter)

Carly

I don't believe you but since i have no proof...

Both

Dirkenshnoff!!!

Sam

okay, now before we get started

Carly

we have a special request for you...

Sam

Our "iCarly" viewers (Laughter)

Carly

We wanna see videos of you guys doing your coolest dance moves.

Sam

or your uncoolest dance moves.

Carly

Any dance moves will be acceptable..like the jitterbug

Verlaz(background)

the tango

Carly

The mambo

Sam

The Chimichanga

Carly

the woozy jaccuzi

Sam

the butternut trot

Carly

Any dance you like

Sam

just put it on video then upload it right here at iCarly.com

Carly

And if your dance is extremely awesome...

Sam

or extremely lame!

Carly

we might show it here..

Sam

for the whole world to see

Carly

and if we do...

Sam

you could get paid

Carly

or not

Sam

yeah, probably not

Carly

you won't

Sam

nope

[Hammer thudding while Carly walk in]

Sam

Hi!

Carly

why?

Sam

my stupid locker is broken I've dialed my combination like ten times, and it won't open [continue thudding] (Freddie and Verlaz comes)

Freddie

HEY! so i was just checkin' iCarly.com during study hall

Carly

oh did we get any dance clips in?

Verlaz

try over 3,000

Sam

no way]

Freddie

yep

Carly

how we gonna watch 3,00 dance clips before our next show

Freddie

we gotta watch like 500 every night

Carly

oh my god [Sam continue thudding locker then gibby comes]

Gibby

what are you doing to my locker

Sam

this is my locker

Gibby

no that's is your locker [puts in code and unlocks it]

Sam

oh yeah , thanks gibby let's go guys(they leave then gibby open his locker then it breaks] (laughter)

[Upbeat Dance Music Playing]

Carly

[Pauses] i'll give her a 7

Sam

six

Verlaz

five

Freddie

seven

Sam

weird you'd agree with Carly

Freddie

weird you'd say that (Laughter)

Carly

how many more dance clips do we have to watch tonight

Verlaz

uhh, so far we've watched 472 [all goan] so we have 28 more to go [both goan]

Spencer

hey whatcha guys 'ohhh"ing about? (laughter)

Sam

We're trying to find cool dancers t show on "iCarly"

Spencer

Ooh, are relative eligible? (Laughter)

Verlaz,Sam,Freddie,Carly

[All Agreeing]

Spencer

YES! (Laughter) see when i was in the 10th grade, i invented the coolest dance ever. i named it the firecracker you guys have heard of it right?

Verlaz,Sam,Freddie,Carly

[All Disagreeing]

Spencer

oh.

Freddie

So, why'd you call it the firecracker?

Spencer

cause i move my legs in a fiery explosion of flailing limbs and floppy passion wanna see it? (Laughter)

Verlaz,Sam,Freddie,Carly

[All Agreeing]

Spencer

okay, i gotta go find my helmet and my shin guard (Laughter) [walks away]

Freddie

okay dance clip #473 [all goan]

Random

My name My name's Darby and this is a dance called the prancing nightingale

Carly, Freddie, and Verlaz

Zero

Sam

bye darby

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