Icarly Page #3

Season #1 Episode #3: iDream of Dance

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Freddie

next

Spencer

Where did I put my helmet? Nope

[Rock Music Playing]

Carly

2

Sam

1

Verlaz

2

Freddie

one

Sam

Bye, Courtney

Carly

Next

Spencer

Here's that biscuit with cheese I lost.

Freddie

Next

Verlaz

[Carly and Sam gets excited then Verlaz looks at Carly] (Laughter) Wow (Laughter)

Random

Hey, Carly, Sam, love your web show. Here's my dance.

Freddie and Verlaz

[looks at each other than TV] I don't like him. (Laughter)

Carly

Are you insane? He's totally hot. oh my god

Sam

that boy's got moves

Freddie

c'mon he's a total numb

Verlaz

Nubbie

Carly

If he's a nub, then someday I wanna be Mrs Carly Nub.

Spencer

Where is my helmet?

Verlaz

just give me a rating

Carly

how high can we go

Verlaz

Ten

Carly

Four billion

Sam

four billion and three (Laughter)

Verlaz

i'm gonna go get a juice pouch

Freddie

bring me with you (Laughter)

Carly & Sam

Move. Come on. Move. Move. Move. Move. (Laughter)

[Inside all their dreams]

Carly

500 dance videos

Freddie

i know, i'm so tired

Sam

My brain is fried..and you know what nutty I don't even remember waking up this morning.

[All Agreeing then bell ring then everybody starts dancing beside then pushing them in the middle and they also dance then music ends]

Verlaz

Weird..

Carly

okay, does someone wanna explain what's going on?

Freddie

this is insane

Sam

what's wrong with everybody?

Verlaz

it's like a dance trance [Sam wakes up]

Sam

hey, hey you guys, we should...we should probably go to...sleep[goes back to sleep then teleport to Sam dream]

Ms. Briggs

all students take your seats, detention is about to begin[kids throwing paper(Laughter)] I SAID TAKE YOUR SEATS! (Laughter) all right since your all in detention, that means that each of you is rotten in your own special way (Laughter) [everybody cheers] now, for the next two hours i'm going to play these bagpipes [all groan]

Sam

why not we shove scissors in our ears? (Laughter)

Ms. Briggs

and just so you'll be sure to hear them [plugs in my mic]

Sam

uh, were those amps there a few seconds ago? (Laughter)

Ms. Briggs

hello, Ridgeway! I am Briggs!

Sam

Man, this is torture. (Laughter)Hey. When did she change clothes? When did you guys change clothes?(Laughter) When did I change clothes? Can... [everyone starts dancing] Okay, you people are out of your minds. Okay, why am I dancing? This shouldn't be happening. I am not enjoying this. When did I learn these moves? Someone tell me what's going on. How am I doing this? Hey, I'm not flexible.(Laughter) What? Hey! Quit it, feet. Why am I pointing? What's with the bagpipes? Who choreographed this? Someone help me. Okay, why are we marching? What's... Okay. No, not a cartwheel. No, the splits! What are you doing? Let go. Hey, let go of me.

Gibby

Am I too late for the test?

Sam

Get out of here, Gibby. This is my nightmare.

Freddie

[goes to Freddie dreams] (fading out-He's a total nub... Total nub... Total nub...)

Zeke

Hey, baby. You know, you shouldn't have called your web show iCarly. You should have called it "You-purdy."(Laughter) Come on, now, don't be like that. Hey, why don't you give Zeke a little kiss right here? [Freddie sees them]

Carly

Just leave me alone.

Zeke

Hey, Zeke don't take no for an answer

Freddie

She said leave her alone.

Zeke

Yeah? And what are you gonna do about it?

Freddie

I'm gonna dance. [they start dancing] What? What? Check it out! Back up! Back up! What? What?

Carly

[Freddie dreams end then goes to Carly] Sam? Verlaz? Sam? Freddie? Where'd you go? Where's the furniture? Okay, there was a huge couch right there.(Laughter) And where'd this dress come from? I need some juice.[some appears] Hey. Wait, you're not juice. Juice boy's got a friend. I'll be back in a few minutes. And three more. i have a boyfriend..[more boys come]Okay, how many well dressed cute boys are in my apartment? Okay, why don't you guys just make yourselves at home, and I'll just go to some other place, where hopefully things make sense... Okay, I don't know what's going on here, but I think I like it(Laughter) [they dance] [goes out of Carly dream then goes to Verlaz dream then see Carly kissing Verlaz then dreams goes out]

Spencer

Carly! Carly! Hey! I found it! Carly! I found it! Wake up! What? What? I found my dance helmet. Okay, you guys ready to see me dance the firecracker?

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