Ice Age: Continental Drift

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Yee-haw!

Huh?

Goal!

Huh? What was that? Ellie, did you hear that?

I heard it, Manny.

Whatever it is, it's miles away.

Peaches, are you all right?

Where is she?

No teenager is ever up early.

Whoa. Easy warden, she's not on lockdown.

You two were supposed to be

responsible uncles!

What? I didn't see Peaches sneak off

maybe 15 or 20 minutes ago.

Or that she went with Louis to the falls.

The falls? Where the delinquents go?

Relax, it's just where the kids hang out.

No, no, it's a gateway hangout.

First it's the falls,

then she's piercing her trunk...

and the next thing you know,

she's addicted to berries.

Manny! You are overreacting.

She's not going to be

your little girl forever.

I know. That's what worries me.

Come on! Whoo-hoo! Whoo!

Louis!

Would you get your head out of the ground

for once and try to have a little fun?

Ow!

I'm a molehog.

My head's supposed to be underground.

And my idea of fun isn't risking death

so that you can meet some cute mammoth.

Ethan isn't cute. He's hot.

Besides, you can't spend your whole life

playing it safe.

- I know I would.

- Dad?

There's no reason to be mad.

You know how I feel

about you going to the falls.

Especially alone.

She's, uh, not alone, sir.

You don't count, Weiner.

Yes, there's my place,

and you just put me in it, thank you.

Come on, young lady.

We're going home

where I can keep an eye on you.

So, should I just, um, wait here, or...

Huh?

Yeah, you don't scare me, Mother Nature!

There's nothing you can throw at me

that I can't handle.

Huh?

I think we're almost there!

We had better be! I just lost the steering.

Has anyone seen Precious?

It's her feeding time.

Mom! Granny's talking about

her dead pet again.

Hey, paws up, everybody!

Paws down, Uncle, please! That is nasty.

Whoo-hoo!

Be careful, Milton,

you're going to hurt somebody!

Aah! Bad kitty!

Rock!

Whoo!

Okay, so tell me, when exactly

will I be allowed to hang out with boys?

When I'm dead, plus three days.

Just to make sure I'm dead.

Manny, are you okay?

- Get off... my face!

- Ow!

That was fun. Now, who should I eat first?

No, no, no!

Wah, wah, wah, wah,

wah, wah, wah, wah!

Uncle Fungus! Could that really be you?

Sorry, sorry.

Mom, Dad!

Marshall!

- Hey!

- Granny?

- This pumpkin's ripe for picking!

- Ow!

Oh, my whole familia.

See? He still hugs his parents.

I never thought I'd see my little baby again.

We've been searching everywhere for you.

You have?

I knew it, I knew it!

Deep down, I knew I wasn't abandoned!

That's incorrect. We totally abandoned you.

But we always missed you. Right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And we just knew Sid

would want to see his poor, dear Granny...

before her time is up.

I'll bury you all and dance on your graves.

So frail.

And she can't wait

to spend time with you, Sid.

Oh, yeah, Granny? Granny?

Ow!

- Granny.

- I never get to have any fun.

Why don't you show her your cave?

Yeah, she could use a nap.

Boy, there's so much to tell you.

A lot has happened

since the last time I saw you.

Not interested.

But we fought dinosaurs in the Ice Age.

It didn't make sense,

but it sure was exciting.

We got rid of the crazy bat! Let's go!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't just leave.

Sid will be crushed.

Whoa, whoa.

Sorry, cookie,

things are breaking apart back home.

So, we're headed inland.

And Granny is just dead weight.

- See you.

- Mush, mush!

And warn the community.

She tends to wander!

Well, that explains a lot about Sid.

Mom, Dad, do you have Granny's teeth?

She can't find them.

Hey! Can you chew this thing for me?

Guys? Where is everyone?

I'll handle this.

Sid?

Uh, your family was wiped out by an asteroid.

Sorry.

What?

What Diego is trying to say is...

they left.

They only wanted to find you

so you could take care of Granny.

Come on, what kind of sick family

would ditch their Granny on someone?

That's just crazy. That's just...

That's just...

my family.

At least you still have Granny.

Right, buddy?

Yeah, Granny. Granny?

Granny?

Wow. For an old girl, she moves fast.

- Granny?

- Granny.

Granny?

Come out, come out wherever you are!

Come on, Granny.

Here, Granny, Granny.

I have prunes for you!

Just the way you like them!

I don't want to see that.

Huh?

Oh, no.

What if your dad finds out?

I'm not as tough as I look!

Wait, do you hear that?

Go long!

Cool!

Hey, look, there's Ethan.

Yeah, Ethan!

You go, boy!

That was nice.

Yeah!

See? Fun, no danger.

Check me out!

- I'm sure he's fine.

- I'm completely not fine!

Oh, you did not just do that! That was crazy!

Nice.

Yeah!

Isn't he perfect?

"Perfect. " It's such a strong word.

Maybe "adequate. "

Who are we stalking?

Is it Ethan? I bet it's Ethan.

- Hey, Weiner.

- What are you guys doing here?

Manny told us to keep an eye on you.

- But not to let you see us.

- Under any circumstances.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Okay, I'm going for it. Do I look okay?

Louis?

"Okay" doesn't even begin to cover it.

Oh, Louis. You're the greatest friend ever!

That's me.

Hi, Ethan, my name's Peaches.

What's yours?

What am I doing?

Okay, just be cool, just be...

Whoa!

No!

Yeah. That's intense!

Ow! Ow! This hurts so much!

No! No! No!

Gross. It's that weirdo

who chills with possums!

Oh, what just happened?

Oh, no! Ethan, I am so sorry.

Wow, you're even better-looking up close.

Phenomenal. I mean...

You have a twin sister?

Am I interrupting something?

- Dad!

- Oh, boy. Okay, uh...

Sorry, if I just...

- Oh, wait, no, you go left.

- Just move back a bit.

You! Keep away from my daughter.

- Dad...

- And you, you're grounded!

- But I didn't do...

- Grounded!

Loser alert.

Ouch, that's her dad.

Seriously, that's embarrassing.

What a freak.

Peaches!

Peaches, come on. Let's talk about this!

How could you embarrass me

in front of my friends?

You deliberately went

where you weren't supposed to!

Ugh! You can't control my life!

I'm trying to protect you!

That's what fathers do.

Well... I wish you weren't my father.

She's just upset, honey.

Peaches! It's not the end of the world.

Whoa. Excuse me.

I don't think that was you.

- Um, what was that?

- I don't know.

Stay there.

I'll come to you.

- Ellie!

- Manny!

No!

- Dad!

- Peaches, get back! Whoa!

Hurry, Dad! Hurry!

Manny!

- Diego!

- You never would have made it!

Whoa, whoa!

Ellie, behind you!

What's happening?

Go to the land bridge!

You'll be safe on the other side.

No, Manny! No!

I'll meet you there!

Whoa!

Aah!

Manny! No!

Ellie, you have to get out of here!

Go! Go now!

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