Ice Age: Continental Drift Page #2

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- Mom!

- Get back! Get back!

Daddy!

Stay alive!

No matter how long it takes,

I will find you!

Mom, this is all my fault.

If I had just listened...

Peaches! This is not your fault, okay?

What if I never see him again?

And the last thing we did was fight.

Hey, your father is the toughest,

most stubborn mammoth I've ever met.

He'll come back for us. That's a promise.

Come on!

Help me turn this thing around!

Everyone, please, settle down. Don't panic!

Wait, Mom, where's Louis?

We have to find him.

Okay, fast.

They need me! We got to get back.

Buddy, this thing's too big to turn.

The current's pulling us out.

You know, my mother once told me that

bad news was just good news in disguise.

Was this before she abandoned you?

Yes, it was.

But the point being that,

even though things look bad...

there's a rainbow around every corner...

and nothing but smooth sailing ahead!

Smooth sailing, Sid?

- Louis? Louis?

- Louis?

Weiner! Weiner! Weiner!

Louis where are you?

Come on, we have to go.

Louis?

Peaches!

Louis, you have to jump.

No! Go, save yourselves.

We're not leaving without you.

Oh, thank goodness.

Jump!

This is why I travel underground.

Thanks for coming back.

What do you mean?

You don't leave a friend behind.

Great, let's go.

That wall is going to keep moving

and crush us.

We need to get to the land bridge.

- Any questions?

- Ooh, ooh!

Yes?

When you drink water through your trunk,

does it taste like boogers?

No.

Well, sometimes. Let's move!

Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!

Just keep your eye on the horizon.

I can't find the horizon.

Holy crab!

Huh?

Hold me.

If I don't make it...

find me a wife, and tell her I love her.

We made it!

Come on, ocean,

is that the best you can do?

Am I right, buddy?

Hey, there really is a rainbow

around every corner!

- Peaches!

- Whoa!

You okay?

I'm just so worried about my dad.

Listen, we're going to get to him.

At this pace, we'll stay

ahead of the wall...

and we'll make it to the land bridge

before you know it.

We're all going to survive this.

Okay, maybe they won't.

But everyone else, totally fine.

We're still heading away from home.

Yeah, but we survived,

and we still have each other.

Things could be worse, right?

For once, he's actually right.

We made it through storms

and tidal waves...

and a vicious assortment of seafood.

What more can they hit us with? Ow!

Trying to make me get up

if I don't want to get up.

If I want to get up I'd get up.

Hello?

What the...?

Dagnabbit, I'm trying to sleep!

Granny? You're alive!

And can we say

how thrilled we are to see you?

Hey, fats, you want to get me out of here?

Hey, come on.

Pretend I'm a dessert,

that should motivate you.

I can't believe this.

You slept through that storm?

I slept through the comet

that killed the unicorns.

Thanks for drawing my bath, Sidney.

- Granny, grab my paw.

- No way.

This is my first bath in decades.

There's your proof.

Quick! Somebody do something!

- I got you, Granny.

- Get off of me!

Granny!

What are you peeping toms all looking at?

A lady can't take a bath in peace?

Eyeballing me like a rump roast.

What's the life expectancy

for a female sloth?

She'll outlive us all, you know that, right?

Yeah, the spiteful ones live the longest.

Eh...

How big is this ocean?

Water, water, everywhere

Nor any drop to drink

Well, except maybe that drop.

Mmm, that's a little... salty.

Precious! Mommy's calling you.

Precious! Come here, sweetie.

Hey, lady, have you seen Precious?

If you mean the imaginary,

or perhaps deceased, pet...

that you keep searching for, no, I haven't.

Guys, look.

Where there's birds, there's land, right?

Hey, buddy, come here.

No, wait, wait! Come back.

Come back!

It's a huge bounty, mon capitaine.

Four passengers. Ripe for the taking.

One very smelly, and one very plump.

In my ocean?

What a terrible turn of events.

I love a terrible turn of events.

Am I hallucinating,

or is that ice coming straight towards us?

Yeah, yeah, it's coming.

It sounds like there's animals on it.

Yippee!

We're being rescued, we're being rescued!

I hear laughter.

Must be a party cruise.

Whoa!

Hey, they look fluffy.

I get the big woolly one.

Wow.

Get ready to slice and dice, boys.

- Knock it off, Squint.

- Hey!

Wait for Captain's orders.

Ahoy, down there!

How lucky are you?

You know these waters

are infested with pirates.

- Right, boys?

- Arr!

Glad we found you before they did.

Captain Gutt, here to help.

You know, that's a nice monkey.

Look, we don't want any trouble.

We just need to get back to the continent.

The continent? That pile of rubble?

My family's there, so if you could just...

Oh... Your family? That is so sweet.

I hope you said goodbye,

because there's no way back.

Yes, there is.

Don't you remember, Captain?

You can sail to Switchback Cove

and catch the current back from there.

It's like a steel trap, this noggin is.

Thank you, Mister Flynn.

Ow!

See? I knew there was a way home.

There is no home!

There is only here.

And here, your ship belongs to me.

Battle stations!

- Hah!

- Arr!

Fly the colors!

Now surrender your ship or face my fury.

Or face your furry what?

Not "furry." Fury!

Fire!

Hit the mammoth, win a prize.

Ding, ding, ding.

Fire the starboard cannons.

I love this job!

Shira, fetch.

Aye-aye, Captain.

You almost made it.

I don't fight girls.

I can see why.

Belly flop.

Sid!

Let's rumba, Tiny.

Lights out, big fella.

Manny!

Hello.

Hey, buddy.

Welcome to the party.

Let's see what kind of moves you got.

Dance, little Scrat fish!

Dance your coconuts off!

Happy dance. Mmm.

Oh, look at him.

Where's my bootie? Has anyone seen it?

Dude, it's right behind you.

Where? Where's my bootie?

I can't see it.

Ugh. It's all I can see.

Whoo, this is a lovely vacation.

Best I've ever had.

Morning, sunshine.

Let me be the first

to extend the hand of friendship.

That's your foot.

Oh.

Nothing gets by you, does it?

What do you want?

I bet you're feeling lost, scared, confused.

Allow me to explain.

Help me out, boys.

Ooh! Captain's going to sing a shanty!

Here you are on a boat

You're adrift, you're afloat

One might even say you're stuck

Well, I don't want to gloat

But I would like to note

That you're in luck

You've been saved by the ape

That rules these waters

So forget about

Your wives and daughters

First Mate introduce me to them, please

Aye-aye, Captain Gutt.

- He's the big and scary

- Elegant yet hairy

- Fear-inspiring

- Years from retiring

- Looting, stealing

- Banana peeling

Undisputed Master of the Seas

Oh, jeez.

- That's me

- 'Tis he

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