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Idiot! Were you born yesterday?

Idiot! Were you born yesterday?

What did he ask you?

I said nothing. Nothing at all.

Nothing? Aren't you scared of pain?

Ian Kwai Fong, late night

Have you seen him?

No...Get lost!

Hi everyone. Anyone knows this hero?

I owe him money and want to repay him.

Cash reward of HK$10,000 for anyone who finds him.

I can't sleep well when I'm in debt.

What?

Cash? I don't believe it. Pass it over.

Hey, he looks like your boyfriend.

Nonsense!

Don't crack jokes on things like that.

Look closely, is he your boyfriend?

Oh yes, this is definitely your boyfriend.

It's really him.

No way.

You're drunk! You're drunk!

That's him, why don't you admit it?

Don't make a scene.

Drink.

Me first. Ten. Ten. Five. Fifteen.

Ten. Twenty. Twenty. Ten. Ten.

You are... He Ying!

Who's phone?

Hey midget. Stop messing with us.

Give it back.

Is this yours?

What the hell? You think I'd budge

because of your scary face?

Come here if you dare!

He Ying, you show up at last.

Get lost

Wake up! Wake up!

Wake up! Wake up!

Wake up! They're closing on us!

Ten Thousand Buddhas Monastery, dawn

A mantra? Why didn't you mention it earlier?

I almost killed him!

It's a new discovery.

Queen Mary Hospital, dawn

Miss, what's your relationship with the patient?

I don't know him. I saw him pass out

on the street and took him here.

Please follow up on this case.

Okay.

Please come over. I need to

write down your personal particulars.

Sure.

Sir, target found. 100% match.

What's happening to these two?

Fever this moment. Hypothermia the next.

The blood test is even stranger.

They don't have antibodies for epidemics

occurring in the past few hundred years,

just like space aliens.

Nurse?

Give them shots of

the strongest antibiotics Vancomycin.

If they have abnormal response,

give them this tranquilizer too.

Okay.

Hey fat woman.

Prescribing Vancomycin?

You don't think it's too strong?

I'm afraid it's some strange

contagious disease like SARS.

My house will be worth much less

if property prices dive.

Cheung Yiu-Fai,

please report to distribution station.

What're you doing?

Have you saved my brother yet?

Who's your brother?

The one I sent here just now.

If you can't save him today,

I can't save you either!

Keep your hands off me!

We have to save every one of our patients.

We have a fair medical system here,

we treat every patient without discrimination.

Each and every life is equally precious. Got it?

Doc, calm down.

None of your business!

Doctor,

then when will my brother wake up?

An hour later.

This one's for you. With beef patties.

Food is not allowed here.

You either get out of here and stuff your face...

or sit here quietly and wait.

Don't yell and scream. Okay?

Thank you. You're welcome.

You're welcome.

Okay.

What're you looking at? Keep walking!

Nothing to see here. Get back to work.

What's the matter, officer?

Wong Fung-Yee, please go to Room no. 2...

Hold on a sec...

Junior.

Yes?

The two patients just woke up.

Give them a shot of tranquilizer.

Okay.

There's so much work to do here on the 4th floor.

Wake up! Wake up now!

Wake up!

Water! Give me water!

Quick!

You... you're that...

Sir, these are the two injured.

This is an extremely dangerous criminal.

I need to take him with me.

Yes, sir.

How about this one?

Just an illegal immigrant.

You escort him to detention centre.

Yes, sir.

Wake up! Wake up!

Those assassins hunting after

you are right outside.

Wake up!

I'll take the personal belongings of

those two illegal immigrants with me.

The girl with He Ying is here.

He is definitely here too.

Oh, he woke up already?

Where's the other one?

Tell me. How to give him

an instant boost of energy?

Sleep early. Wake up early. Eat regularly.

Sunbathing. Drink more water.

This is your main artery, right?

That's adrenaline.

What is it?

It's called Linga in Sanskrit...

believed to be Shiva's penis.

Enormous penis?

To activate Golden Wheel,

you need to insert Linga...

and recite the secret mantra.

Golden Wheel is offered to Ming Emperor only,

you can't disclose this secret to anyone else.

Please rest assured.

I swear on my life that

I won't let anyone know the mantra.

Damn you!

Where's Linga?

Linga? The police took it.

Let's go.

Sir, all done.

Niehu, there they are!

It's show time.

KEY:

Follow them!

Get on! Quick.

Commissioner Cheung, target has left the hospital,

running toward Tsuen Wan West.

Bring me Linga.

Yes, Boss.

Commissioner Cheung,

target reaches the Tsing Ma Bridge.

Would you like to seal off the area?

No. Wait for me, I'm on my way.

Tsing Ma Bridge

Sao, it takes you forever.

Do you know what you're doing?

Niehu, stop nagging. It's really distrubing.

Are you nuts?

Hey, Wake up!

What the heck?

Shut up or I'll beat you up!

Oh my baby!

He Ying!

Give me a hand

Look.

There's a horse.

Hey... Look.

Don't be afraid.

Let us out!

Give me a hand.

Look at him.

Don't worry, things will be alright.

Help!

He Ying, your arm is crippled.

How are you gonna fight?

Sao!

Come on, let's go! Quick!

Niehu!

Be careful!

He Ying!

He Ying! He Ying!

Stanley Prison, three days later

Yuanlong!

He's alive.

I got secret intelligence and

seized a bunch of letters

written to the Japanese pirates.

There must be a spy in the army,

selling out our intelligence to

the Japanese pirates.

Indian border, Winter, 1621 A.D.

(1st year of the Tianqi Reign)

Yuanlong.

Why did you kill Yanyin?

Why did you kill Yanyin?

Niehu!

Sao!

You conspired with Japanese pirates.

What will become of us all?

I've been upright and honest all my life.

How would I do that?

Intelligence found out the murderer

used your unique weapon.

He Ying, not only did you betray our country,

but also our brotherhood.

We've been the closest friends all our life.

I can't believe you're such a stranger to us.

Yuanlong.

Here.

He Ying.

Here.

Niehu.

Sao.

Yunnan Dali, 1616 A.D. (44th year of Wanli reign)

Build inner power in lower abdomen. Squirt!

Who doesn't know we're

the longest range pissers in the Capital?

That's right!

Damn right!

And the strongest, bravest fighters too!

Done? Let's go.

Brothers, let's go!

Go!

Go!

Three months later

If this saucer really is a time machine,

you and I will go first.

But will it change the history?

If we go back to Ming Dynasty,

would it still be the Ming Dynasty we know?

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