Idlewild Page #2
Now,
Look at the keys.
Jackass gonna get my club
torn to pieces.
Hi, daddy.
Hey.
Kids,
y'all be good tonight.
Mind your mother. You want
to go shopping tomorrow?
Yes. Okay. Go on and give me a kiss.
Bye, Daddy.
Bye, Daddy.
Love you.
How's my tie?
Perfect.
I'll see you in the morning.
I'll be glad when the police come
and bust this place up, Rooster.
And don't you come calling me
to bail you out.
Girl, bye.
Sh*t. Family man?
More like bow tie pimp.
Late again, as usual.
Oh, hell, man.
I'm in here!
No, oh, man. No.
Watch out, ladies.
He gonna blow.
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,
give it up for
the amazing Rooster.
Evening, ladies.
Hey.
Sho' nuff looking right tonight. Thanks.
Just gotta do one thing.
What's that, baby?
Don't show so much so soon.
You got to give a man
something to dream about.
That's right.
Okay, Rooster.
Okay, my ass.
Bye, daddy.
Rooster.
Ain't he fine?
Riding so smooth, baby.
I'm as smooth as
a baby's bottom is.
No, he didn't.
That's disgusting.
Thanks for holding it
down for me, boy.
No problem.
In the groove.
Too smooth.
Don't you mess with me.
Showtime.
Crocodile on my feet
Fox fur on my back
Bow tie round my neck
That's why they call me the
gangsta mack in the Cadillac
Nasty Noompsy Nightingale
Fresh in that tuxedo
Cummerbund with no suspenders
My torpedo, your libido
Need to chat Chip, chop
it up, shoot the breeze
I'm your R-O-L-A-I-D-S
Release the squeeze
or release the keys
To the shackles on her wrist
She can tackle some of this
Smack on smack
on some of this, Dick Tracy
Arrest her, book her,
fingerprint your hooker
You took her to the club and
now her body's full of liquor
Off that butterscotch schnapps
She's a damsel in distress
Impressed with stylish things
What you mean? Chip, chop
it up, shoot the breeze
In the parking lot we primp
Crooked booty
Crocodile on my feet
Fox fur on my back
Bow tie round my neck
That's why they call me
the gangsta mack
In the Cadillac, yeah
Oh, Lord,
how could it be so hard
To put on a pair of panties Much
less a pair of jeans or the leotards
I got to start
by complimenting you
on your physique
On your physique
You unique, you best believe
Spoke, spit, spatter, spat
and I macked her just like that
But it'd take
years of perseverance
and experience to get that cat
So why don't I chase this
Hennessy down with some of that?
On your back, like a cheerleader
missing the final stack
As we strut,
skip the line
through the glass
window glance
We look fine, right on time
As we step in the place
The nursery's crunk,
we've come to play
Oh, everybody's watching
'Cause them furs
just hit the dirt
While them gators creeping
Crawling oh-so-wicked
across that floor
to give you what you need
Throw your hands up
if you feel me
Careful.
Go, daddy!
'Cause you're well-designed
Bow tie!
Like the finest wine
Bow tie!
Feel good to be fly
Bow tie!
So don't you ask me why
Bow tie!
I got the ladies in line
Bow tie!
Come on over here.
Welcome to the Church.
So raise your hands to the sky
Come on, pull up a chair. Just in
time to see your boy do his thing.
Got my eye on business
Don't jive with me,
jive with me
Got my eye on business
Don't jive with me,
jive with me, sucker
Got my eye on business
Don't jive with me,
jive with me
Got my eye on business
Don't jive with me,
jive with me, sucker
Got my eye on business
Don't jive with me,
jive with me
Got my eye on business
Don't jive with me,
jive with me, sucker
Rooster! Rooster! Rooster!
Hey, boy.
Good show there, Rooster.
Glad you liked it.
Rooster, y'all cut a
fool tonight! Damn, girl.
Hi.
Ace.
You almost got
Hey, Rose. Gorgeous dress.
Thanks for noticing, sweetie.
Hey...
Why don't you go chase a couple of
drinks while me and the boys chew the fat?
Sure, daddy.
Anything for you, Rooster.
Taste like chitlins.
Looking dapper as ever.
How you been, Spats?
Never bad, son. Never bad.
Got you a little present.
And I appreciate this already.
Hey, Trumpy!
I guess they let anybody
into the Church.
Ace.
Oh, you taught him
how to speak.
Nice. But the name
is Sunshine Ace, n*gger.
Business look good.
I'm impressed.
We got the prettiest girls
for more than 100 square miles.
We're selling more hot sauce than
anybody this side of the Mason-Dixon.
Ain't that right, sweetheart?
It's been like that for the
past three months, every night.
This sh*t here
sells like canned p*ssy.
I bet you thought I was gonna
say "hotcakes," didn't you?
Bravo, bravo!
Baby Blue,
you have done it again.
Monk, not right now.
You scared
all the women away from me.
Honey Bun and China!
Don't you know I've been working
on them two broads for three weeks,
and you go and heave right in front
of them, and blew the whole night.
"I don't know, Monk.
He kind of strange. "
"No, girls,
you got him all wrong.
"He's a little incentric.
"Classy!"
You're a sad case, man.
Maybe you right.
The word is "eccentric. "
I know the word.
What make you think I want
any of one of these floozies?
Don't you want
somebody worth having?
Ain't nobody talking
about getting hitched!
I just wanna have
a good time.
I know one thing
for sure, Percy.
Better get on
one of these old girls,
'cause nothing will
just drop out the sky!
Damn fool.
Two. Three.
That's what I'm talking about.
Lord.
Good gracious.
Lord, Lord, Lord.
Fellows,
would you look at that there?
Have you ever...
Gentlemen.
Good Lord God almighty.
You look like the man
I'm here to see.
No, I'm sorry, ma'am,
I'm just a piano player.
Well, listen, piano player, I just traveled
19 hours from Saint Louis in a coach seat,
and Angel Davenport
don't ride coach.
Angel Davenport?
The Angel Davenport?
In the flesh, honey.
May I make your acquaintance?
Monk S. Dubois.
The "S" stands for Sherman.
What brings you
to town, Spats?
I wanted you both
to hear it from me.
I'm getting out the business.
Come on, man.
What's the play, man?
This ain't no play, Ace.
I'm tired.
If I don't get out now,
I never will.
Business is doing so good
I can retire, give everybody
a piece of the rock.
For the right price.
Good Lord, girl,
you finer than all outdoors!
Sh*t, girl, you a star!
Of course, we weren't
expecting you till next week.
Well, my show in Saint Louis
finally came to an end.
Three months of back-to-back shows
in that city would wear anybody out.
Now I told my agent, Nathan,
He said, "Why not head on
down to Idlewild early?"
Thought I'd come and see what the big
fuss in Idlewild, Georgia, is all about.
I must admit,
so far I'm not impressed.
Twenty-five thousand?
Plus the $1,250 you owe me
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