Idlewild Page #3
from the last shipment.
That's a heavy load, Spats.
Twenty-five large buy you
a direct line to my supplier
and my entire clientele.
Now if I can't
find me a buyer,
then I gotta turn my operation
over to someone I can trust,
in which case,
I become a stockholder
and collect my dividends.
You always been good
with numbers, Rooster.
How about it?
Know what?
Maybe you right, Spats.
I am good with numbers.
I'm going to mull that over.
Like hell you will!
I've got your 25 large.
And I got a big plan that's going to
bring more people in here than ever.
So, if you allow me, I'd
like to make a toast to you.
To fast women, fast money,
and new beginnings.
The hell with that.
To 25 large.
Where is this
Mr. Sunshine Ace?
He sent me a coach ticket. That
was not part of our agreement.
A lady has standards
to maintain, you know.
Well, I'm sure that it... It
says right here in the telegram,
"First class. "
Don't say nothing about
no coach. What does it say?
First class.
That's right. First class.
Right there in bold writing.
So how the hell
did I get coach?
Well, look at
Miss Goody Two-Shoes.
She look better in the
pictures, if you ask me.
Excuse me.
Do I know you?
Hell, no. But if you
fix yourself up a little...
Taffy!
Miss Angel Davenport. Lord.
Don't try it, man.
I just traveled 19 hours
on a stinking train
from Saint Louis
Some jackass
didn't follow my orders.
I did exactly what you...
But now that you're here, Sunshine
Ace will take real good care of you.
Just as soon as we take care
of the legal paperwork.
Now I just so happen
to have your contract.
Now, never mind
all this fine print.
Them just the details. Sign
by the "X." Give me a pen.
Here. Right there.
Yup.
Now that the legal stuff is out the
way, you can have anything you want.
Anything?
Anything. Just you name it.
White carnations. White
carnations. You heard the lady.
Got you.
And my own dressing room.
And her own dressing room.
Taffy, come here. The rest of
you n*ggers, get back to work.
Come on, Sawed-Off.
Follow me,
Miss Davenport.
Ladies!
Look at this sh*t.
I don't even like you, girl.
Get your ass up out of here!
Monk?
You know,
we can do this another time.
Get your stinky ass up out of
here. You too. What... No, stop!
You didn't even want to loan me
no money? Get your ass out, too.
What the hell is this?
I'm sorry, just... Right
after you, Miss Davenport.
Thank you, Monk.
You welcome.
Bye, Monk.
Bye.
Oh, Rooster.
Baby, why you make me
act so bad?
Who, me?
Yes, you.
You bad boy.
Guess I kind of inherited it
from my Uncle Eddie.
Got a weakness for fine women
such as yourself.
And that perfume
don't help, either.
One second. One second.
Bad boy.
Let's head over to the garage.
Hey, Ace. Excuse me,
man. I want to... What?
I want to talk to you
about the piano.
Some of the notes
Don't you touch
that damn piano.
That piano is
a bona fide antique.
house down with that piano!
If it's good enough
for Jelly Roll,
it's good enough for a
mortician n*gger like yourself.
It just needs a little tuning. I mean,
I hit a couple of bad notes, but...
Let me tell you something.
The only reason
why you even here,
because Rooster said, "Please,
"please let my mortician friend
come play the piano at your club. "
That's the only reason
why you here.
Watch your conduct, n*gger!
Jackass!
I still got girls.
Bye, Percy.
Idiot.
Never heard of
this one before.
No one has.
So you play piano
and write songs.
Yeah, I play a little bit,
just to pass the time.
That's a creepy car.
Yeah, I wouldn't want to be
caught dead in that one.
That's funny.
You're cute, piano player.
Thank you.
You got a name?
Percival.
Percival Jenkins.
Well, see you around,
Percival Jenkins.
Hey, Percival. Why don't you take
that phony broad back to the mortuary?
Maybe you'll get you some!
Let me ask you something.
Oh, baby.
Why are
all the good ones taken?
Sh*t! Goddamn!
The big man. Here, take this
out of here. What he doing here?
Where you going?
Get my panties.
Watch yourself, Spats.
Yeah, yeah. Come on, man.
Get my panties.
You know, I got big plans shaking
from out them trees out there.
That's the only way today's Negro
going to make it in today's society.
It's like something
my mama used to tell me,
well, not my birth mama,
but the lady that raised me.
B*tch, what you doing in here?
I just wanted to
finish up the receipts,
so me and you could spend some
quality time together tonight, daddy.
Receipts.
Right. Right.
I'll tell you what. You go
upstairs, keep the bed warm for me.
Take this with you.
I didn't know
See you later, fellows.
Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord.
P*ssy and money.
If God created anything
better, he kept it to himself.
Amen.
I've been waiting
on this day, Spats.
I didn't know
it was gonna come so soon,
but I ain't about to
let you talk me out of it.
A big man's got to
have big plans.
And this is my big plan.
In a year's time, I can run
for mayor of this goddamn town.
Hell, I just might.
The way I see things,
you work for me now.
You get your
greasy-ass hands off of me.
Relax, son.
He ain't mean nothing by it.
I'm not going to
tell you again.
Say, slick,
what's your f***ing problem?
You talking to Sunshine Ace. Watch
your conduct around me, n*gger.
N*gger, I don't
give a damn who you are.
I would never work for some stinking,
fat, whore-loving trick like you.
Now, get the f***...
Spats. Spats.
You know I'm not trying to
disrespect your business, Spats,
and I don't believe in violence,
but I will cut this motherf***er!
Watch your conduct!
Put it away, Trumpy.
Put it away, Trumpy.
You, too, Ace.
No, don't worry, Spats.
Sunshine Ace ain't
cutting nobody today.
Trembling like a little b*tch.
I told you to put it away,
Trumpy. We're here on business.
Trumpy.
Son, you beginning
to forget your place.
Spats, come get
this half-breed.
Do you hear me, Trumpy?
Yeah, I hear you.
N*gger, you crazy.
And the problem is, I've heard
you loud and clear for six years.
Six long years I've been out
for you to keep
your hands clean. And why?
So a piece of sh*t
like this can get rich?
Put the damn gun down now,
Trumpy.
What? This slimy pig
mean something to you?
You really are senile, old
man. You're talking to Spats.
Boy, you about to
get your ass whipped.
You done lost your natural
mind. That's right, Spats.
No, it's quite the
opposite, sir. That's right.
You see, I've watched you
for a long time, Spats.
And you taught me
that when opportunity knocks,
you said
the smart man answers.
Spats! Spats!
Son!
See, that was some
really good advice.
Trumpy. Hey, what was
that that you told me?
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