If These Walls Could Talk 2 Page #6

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And, by the by, we could have

a girl who was more interested

in sports than a boy,

And I still wouldn't be able

to tell the difference,

so there you have it.

Mm-hmm.

- I'm ovulating. Yeah. Yes.

- You are ? Right now ?

Oh, my god. Grab the profiles !

So, which one should we pick ?

Let's go with

the philosophy student.

Oh, but he collects stamps.

Okay, then pick

the one you like.

Well, uh--

oh, the skydiver !

No, no, no.

We nixed the skydiver.

I don't want my kid

to have a death wish.

I like that risk-taking quality.

I think maybe we should

think about him some more.

Fran, what are you doing ?

I'm not gonna go through this

again, okay ?

I just wanna be sure.

We are sure !

We narrowed it down

to seven "sures." just pick

one who isn't a collector.

C-can you hold, please ?

Fran, what are you doin' ?

You ovulate once a month.

Let's take advantage of this,

okay ?

The carpenter.

The carpenter.

The carpenter.

Good. Jesus was a carpenter.

I like it. What's the number ?

31058.

- 31058.

- They're out of jesus.

- What do you mean ?

They sold out of it.

We should have ordered

all of it and put it on hold.

Okay, have 'em call jesus

and-and-and just ask him

for some more.

Okay. Can you call

and ask Jesus for more ?

Th-they could try, but the batch

wouldn't be tested. He doesn't

have a girlfriend anymore.

So what does that mean ?

Well, he could have

slept around, honey.

Oh. Okay. Well, we don't

wanna take that chance.

No.

We're thinking.

- Uh--

The professor. He's been

married a really long time.

His sperm'll be really potent.

Do you have any more

of the professor's ?

The number. I'm sorry.

- 83162.

Yes, they do.

We want it. Yes.

- Yes.

We want all of it.

All of it.

How much is it ?

Wow ! Okay.

Whatever. Okay.

I'll be there in about

a minute and a half.

Good-bye.

All right, I am going to

pick up some very expensive

frozen sperm.

And then it takes

two or three months of testing

before they can even qualify.

Yeah. We do

extensive background checks.

Thank you.

Yeah, some of our donors

we go back as far as--

That's fermented fresh milk

for you.

That was walking in the field

this morning. Yes.

Fermented fresh milk ?

Not cream ?

With cream.

Three generations.

We really do--

hi, kal.

- Hi, fran.

Have you got the stuff ?

Yeah, I got the stuff.

Why are you whispering ?

'cause I don't want

anybody to see me.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Come in. Okay.

Fran ? I can't get

through the door.

- Yeah ? Oh.

Okay. That's good.

How's that ?

Oh !

- Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Honey ?

Yeah ?

I'd like to hug you too,

but I have to

put the baby down first.

Oh. Okay. Okay.

- Okay ? Okay.

All right.

What the hell are you

wearing ? Yeah.

Do you like it ?

Do you think it's okay ?

Yes. No.

But I got it.

It's fine. It's fine.

I think it's okay.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

What did you do ?

Oh, honey.

You're somethin' else.

- What's that ?

- I boiled it.

- You boiled the baster.

- I boiled the baster.

- To sanitize it ?

- Yes.

Are you tryin' to make things

more difficult ?

All right. All right.

Okay. All right. Okay.

Maybe we could take advantage

of this time. I could give you

pedicures in this position.

That's true.

I could be like this--

yeah.

Last one.

Last time we do this.

And I'm sorry about it,

let me tell you.

Fourth time's a charm.

Now scootch for me ?

That's good.

Who'd have thunk I'd be

so infertile ?

- You know my mom has

seven kids ?

- Seven kids ?

Yeah, for crying out loud,

you'd think I could have one,

right ?

Yeah, but today's the day.

I can feel it.

Me too.

I just feel like such a loser.

Oh, please. Come on.

You guys are amazing.

You have no idea how many

couples come in and do this

time after time, okay ?

You just got started.

Yeah.

- Really ?

You promise ?

Look for the silver lining.

Yeah, okay ? Okay ?

That's the doctor talkin'.

Have a little sip of wine.

All right.

Okay.

This isn't gonna hurt.

Oops, I lied. Just a little.

Good.

- Okay, kal ?

- Huh ?

Would you like

to insert the sperm ?

Yeah.

- Yeah.

Wow. Yeah, huh ?

Yeah. Okay.

all right.

- Okay.

All the way.

That's it.

I'm ready.

Oh, good. I'm glad you're

ready, because you know what ?

What ?

- We're done.

Really ? Yes !

What ? No kissing ?

Oh.

- Okay.

Naw, come on !

how cute was that ?

Aw.

Oh, god.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I really love you.

I really--

- i love you both, but let me

just leave the room, okay ?

Yeah. Yeah, can you get

outta here, please ?

Thank you.

Yeah. My pleasure.

I think this might be it.

Right ?

- Right. Right. Yeah.

I feel it. Yeah.

Yeah, do like a thing.

Exactly.

- Okay.

Okay.

I don't think she meant

"immediately" immediately.

You could have waited

until we got home.

- Shh. I know what I'm doing.

You pregnant ?

Oh, yeah.

Yep. It was an instant,

intimate thing.

You need help there ?

All right.

No. I got it.

Do you think it's selfish--

wanting to bring a child

into this world ?

What do you mean ?

- I mean,

Aside from all the...

Craziness and the violence,

If it's our child,

it's gonna get teased,

And it's gonna have to

defend us.

Maybe.

But kids get teased.

All kids get teased.

That's just part

of childhood, isn't it ?

And, hopefully, by the time

our kid is old enough to know

what discrimination is,

The world will have changed

a bit.

if it doesn't ?

And if it doesn't...

Is an interesting question,

because it always has.

I mean, come on.

All I want to do is love you.

Just keep loving you...

And love our kid...

And just have that kid

witness our love, and--

It's all from love--

how can that be wrong ?

You're gonna be a great mom.

I hope so.

- Oh. Oh.

- Oh, my god.

Oh, they're beautiful.

Thank you.

They're terrific too.

- You got kids

in school here ?

- No.

No, we don't even--

we don't have kids.

Oh, well,

you should try it.

Good luck.

- Thank you.

- hey.

She says we should try it.

I think we should try it maybe.

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