Il paese delle spose infelici

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Give up, admit you're a p*ssy

then Zaza will cut you down.

Go on I Say you're a p*ssy I

Cross your fingers, so it doesn't count.

Blood will rush to your head

and you'll die.

Answer me.

- Listen to me, say it.

- Say you're a p*ssy.

It's still true.

P*ssy, do you play 7

I'm not a p*ssy.

Get in goal.

You boys are really ugly

at this age I

I hope you don't go bald

like your dad.

Ignore her, women love bald guys.

You should thank God

that I chose you.

- Plenty others would have too I

- Let's give this to the poor.

"Like it off.

Look, you can't even get it off I

I'm sick of thinking about the poor.

If I don't eat:
"think of the poor",

all my clothes go to the poor...

- Screw the poor...

- Monster I

B*tch I

ANNALISA:

F*ggot I

F*ggot I

You won't find a whore here,

they're on the main road I

Go, Blondie I

Right then left, come on I

Get those knees up I

Come on, work off your lunch I

Right then left, come on I

Get those knees up I

Right, left...

Capodiferro, move it!

There's another ten laps to go!

They smoke, you know I

These idiots are out of breath.

I don't want a season ticket to watch

those losers that played on Sunday.

Satan's blood I

Natuccio, move it!

You look like a corpse!

Move it I

Let's move it I

Cimasa, come here.

You keep going

There's something

I want to say to you.

You're pathetic I Move it I

You think you're on a catwalk?

Come on, move it!

Come on, Zaza! Come on!

Open up, police I

Zaza, hide.

Open up I

Francesco!

Come back here I

You won't be confirmed.

- Good morning.

- Come in.

Make yourselves at home.

What a big house I

Then he makes out he's poor...

Stop, you'll mess up the tuning!

Shall we watch "Terminator"?

Cimasa, get out the film

we're going to watch.

Sbrodolina, she's feisty!

What are you doing?

What if my parents come back?

You should jerk off too I

- Please, don't make a mess.

- Move, I can't see.

- Come on, no mess.

- Move, you're in the way I

Holy Mary, with a horse I

The next time you're late

you're coming on foot.

You have to be on time.

- Say "yes, coach".

- Yes, coach.

Can he come with us?

- What's your name?

- Francesco, coach.

His name's Veleno, coach.

Sh*t, Veleno?

- Get in, come on.

- He saves them all, coach I

I bet!

Let's spill some blood I

You've got knees like a girl, Veleno.

Yes!

Who's that turkey in goal?

I'd rather have a turkey...

He thinks he's won

the Championship I

Coach, don't you have any problems

at home?

Tonino, a man can't live

without a goal in life.

Zaza's got one too.

Hey, don't worry.

- He's got sh*t for brains I

- Listen, he's a top player.

Now keep your eyes open

and on the ball.

Go for it, come on.

Capodiferro, he'll save it.

Yeah, like hell I

What do you want to bet he won't?

If he does,

I'll screw your ugly sister!

Get ready, Veleno I

Oh gross, I have to screw

Capodiferro's sister!

Capodiferro, you want to make

a bet with me too?

Shut your mouth I

She was beautiful I

Like the Madonna.

Yeah, the Madonna I

She's a whore I

Even Chewing Gum's screwed her.

- I'd give her one.

- F*ggot I

- Who's Chewing Gum?

- The mechanic where he works.

- But he talks sh*t!

- Yes... I'm telling you.

He screws her on top of the treys.

I even know her name.

- What is it?

- Annalisa.

I've seen her, I've seen her naked.

Yeah...

Yes I Why do you never believe me?

I reckon

she screws horses too,

like Sbrodolina.

Zaza...

What is it, Graziano?

Can you give me a hand?

Listen carefully

Go into the market

on the school side

and go straight ahead.

First you'll see the fruit sellers.

Keep going until you get

to the clothes stall.

Al the first crossing, you'll be

at Moby Dick's stall.

You can't miss it.

He's got long hair like a girl

and a whale tooth necklace.

It's actually a shark tooth.

Whales don't have teeth...

Graziano sent me.

So he can't even be bothered

to come any more.

I'm his brother.

Lucky you I

Follow me.

Don't worry, he won't eat you.

Sit down.

'Ibmmaso, he's scared of you.

Know what you're sitting on?

You're sitting on jizz.

Don't worry, it's all mine.

I get girls to try on clothes

here...

then I get them

to try something else.

- What's your name?

- Zaza.

What a sh*t name I

Here, go play ball.

Hey I

Say bye to Tommaso, don't be rude!

Cimasa, jump in I

Come on, Cimasa I Come on I

Cecilia, look at me.

Cecilia, I love you I

Come and look!

THE CRAZY LEAP:

Zaza,

who's that you put up

in the changing room?

Where?

On the Madonna.

It wasn't me.

We might be going to Bari.

What for?

A match against the Bari Junior Team.

Us against Bari?

They'll kick our ass I

You're scared I

I'm never scared, coach.

It's not an ordinary match.

Rinaldi will be there, he's a talent

spotter for important teams.

- For Juventus too?

- Yes.

Isn't there a grass pitch in Bari?

Unbelievable I A grass pitch?

I'm talking about Juventus

and you go on about grass pitches?

The mayoral candidate

Vito Cicerone

begins his journey

to the town hall

to protest against the current mayor

The digger laden with waste

driven by the politician

heads towards the town hall

followed by a huge crowd

of supporters and onlookers.

Let's give this sh*t back

to its rightful owner

And who is the rightful owner?

The council I

Hooray for the South I

Hooray for the South I

The crowd of protesters set off

from the illegal dumping ground...

Regarding the waste

disposal issue...

Why do you want to play for Juventus?

Isn't Milan better?

Let's see if they take me on first.

I've been to Turin I

It's freezing I

I'll take a coat.

Get down from there, come on I

Chewing gum...

you got a girlfriend?

That's my girlfriend, you see?

- You're serious?

- You want to see me dead?

I want to have fun.

Can he come to the Luna Park?

Okay, he's finished.

Just don't betray me I

I like your friend.

Are you coming or not?

I'm talking to you I

- I can't come.

- Come on, there's a Tagada!

I get sick on that...

What's up?

That's my goddamn business.

- Are you sure she lives here?

- Yes.

Goon!

- What will I say to her?

- Go on or I'll hit you!

Knock harder.

What are you doing?

- What do you want?

- We want to ask you something.

Really?

What's that then?

Want to come for a ride with us?

Where are you going to take me?

Who are they?

Friends of mine.

Get off.

Come on.

What's up, don't you trust me?

You like it?

Touch him

Go on, touch him,

show us how you touch him...

You make me sick.

You make me sick, all of you.

I didn't know.

Bye, Veleno I

I said bye I

Answer when I say bye.

Who is it?

- Who is it?

- Go on, answer mummy.

Jerk, why don't you answer?

Dad, leave him alone,

he's Zaza, a friend of mine.

So these are your new friends?

We were kidding around.

Sh*t face I

You wanted to screw me over?

Me?

What are you doing?

Leave my brother alone I

No we'll help your little brother

grow up.

Hi, madam, we're friends

of Natuccio's.

His Cosmica team-mates.

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