Ill Manors Page #6
- Nobody.
(Jody) Do you know Chris?
Chris what? Chris who?
Big mixed-race guy
from South Court estate.
(Laughs)
Nah... Nah.
I thought you knew everyone
round here.
I do! But I've been away
for a long time.
- How long?
- Longer than you've been born.
Ah! F***in' result!
(Chuckles)
F***in' hell. Hold up!
(Raps) Hey, yo, we're still out here
In the bits
She's still in there
Geftin' jizz on her tits
Hey, yo, when it comes to shottin'
'm the top of the class
She's on the top of the class
Of geftin' f***ed in her arse
Now she bleedin' out her bum...
Oh, f***ing hell, bruv.
After I beat the sh*t out of her, bruv
She best run, run, run
(Laughs)
Open her eye, bust a little come...
Nah, that's not the one!
That's not the one.
That's the one, bruv!
She still owes us, man.
(Mobile rings)
Bruv, that's your number!
- What the f*** you talkin' about?
- That's your number, bruv!
- Huh?
- It's Terry, bruv.
- Hello?
- Where the f*** is Terry?
What the f***'s goin' on?
Bruv, I'm down at the Earl of Essex.
Bruv, come down now.
- Is he at home?
- I-I'm outside, bruv.
I'm in the f***in' street, bruv!
Just come down now, bruv, yeah?
C-Come now.
Bruv, you ain't gonna believe this, bruv!
My phone's been at Kirby's
this whole time!
It fell down the back of the sofa!
(Laughs)
- What the f***, bruv?
- What?
So what you slappin' me about for?
We've been whorin' out this girl
for no f***in' reason! You know that?
That's off key!
(Breathing heavily)
(Groaning)
You want a drink?
Yeah, I need a pint after that.
I've just lost one!
A f***ing large one.
You can have one, an' all.
You f***ing whore.
(indistinct chatting)
I'm gonna go and get me blower.
Leave the door on the latch.
(Kirby) All right, sweet.
- Bruv, it don't matter.
- We're givin' her the money back.
- F*** that!
- Yeah, f*** that.
She never took your phone!
- F*** her! She took someone's phone.
- She never done nothin' to you!
- Bruv-
- She didn't take your phone, innit?
F*** her.
How much more do I owe?
- How much more do I owe?
- You don't owe nothin'. Go then.
Move. Just go, innit?
- What?
- Just go.
What's goin' on?
(Sighs) Go on. Give it back then, bruv.
- Shut the f*** up!
- Give it to her!
Shut up, bruv. Leave it out, man.
F***in' leave it out. What's happenin'?
- Here's your phone. Where's mine?
- F***in' hell.
- Where's my one?
- What you talkin' about?
- Where's my phone?
- You must have mine.
- What you talkin' about, bruv?
- Well, where's my phone?
What the f***!
You think I've got your phone?
Well, someone's got my phone!
- You left your phone at Kirby's?
- Yeah!
And you didn't thief my phone, no?
- What, she took my phone?
- No!
- She took my phone?
- I didn't take your phone!
- You f***in' took my phone?
- No!
I took his phone and I paid him back!
Nah, nah, nah, nah. Listen, yeah?
- This is my phone, yeah?
- Yeah.
She must have took your phone!
F*** her!
I didn't take your f***in' phone,
you stupid c*nt!
Who you callin' a c*nt?
Who you callin' a c*nt?
(indistinct shouting)
- Oi!
- Get down here!
- Give me the f***in' money!
- F*** that!
- Give me the money!
- Get out of my face, bruv!
I ain't tryin' to disrespect you, yeah.
That's off key!
- That's off key!
- Why do you care about her, bruv?
- Who the f*** is she? Your sister?
- Is it your money?
- It's not your money!
Who the f*** are you talking to?
First, get your f***ing hands of me.
Listen! Who's f***ing holding
the money?
Not you! Yeah?
So whose money is it, hm?
F*** her! She's a f***ing crackwhore!
That's why she's in this mess, man!
- Get up! Get up!
- I didn't do anything!
- Lend it to me, innit?
- Lend this money to you?
If it's your money. That's f***ed up!
Don't f***ing move!
- You want me to lend this?
- That's your money.
Shut your f***ing crying up!
Shut your crying up!
You're a f***ing pussyhole!
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
- What the f***!
- What?
- Take the money.
- I don't want no f***ing money!
What if I wanna take her down a dark
alley and give her a f***ing belting?
- What about that?
- She's dirty, bruv. Take it.
- Just take the money, yeah?
- You c*nt!
Now, get UP-
Get up, get up, get up.
Yeah? Get the f*** out of here now.
F***ing p*ssy, man.
Any madness. Any given day
some next madness. You know that?
(Spits)
Why are you geftin' emotional, man?
Shut up.
Emotional?
You bring me here and do that sh*t
in front of me. Am I a d*ckhead?
You're some prick.
You're some pussyhole.
I'm a pussyhole
cos I'm not doing crack?
- Yeah.
- All right. F*** it! Do your ting.
Do you wanna do it or not?
You ever done this before?
- Nah.
- All right. Just watch me, yeah?
Easy. Don't smoke it too fast.
Lift it up.
Don't tip the bloody rock out!
Did you get that?
It didn't kill me, did it?
(Jody screams)
(Pants)
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Chanel! Chanel! Wake up, please!
(Engine starts)
No, please! No!
(sobs)
Yo.
F***ing hell!
Do you want some action?
- What you got on offer?
- I'm good for it, you know.
Bruv, you see that?
Bruv, you see that?
- Do you want me?
- How much?
- 50 quid.
- 50 quid?
We'll go round this corner.
Bang it, bang it
Bump it, dump it, scorch it, torch it
Crash and burn it
Don't return it
Lost deposit, let 'em earn it
Who cares?
It's on the firm
It's a hire car, baby
(Cheering and applause)
(indistinct chatting)
Safe, dude.
- You all right?
- Course I'm f***ing good.
Take those, will ya? Thank you.
(Man 7) All right, bruv. What you sayin'?
- What are you up to, then?
- Just jammin', innit?
Just jammin', yeah?
Not serving up gear in my pub?
- How am I serving up gear?
- What, you think I'm f***ing stupid?
What, you're in and out of the toilet
like four times in ten minutes?
- I wasn't calling you stupid.
- No?
Search me. I'm not serving up.
(Man 7) Let's have a drink.
Let's talk about it.
I'm just giving my boy something...
Here's one I wrote
for a special occasion.
It's called 'Pity the Plight of Young
Fellows'. Do you wanna hear it?
- (All) Yeah.
- Do you wanna hear it?
(Shout) Yeah!
Pity the fate of young fellows
Too long a bed with no sleep
With their complex romantic attachments
Oh, look on their sorrows and weep
They don't get a moment's reflection
There's always a cloud in their eye
Pity the plight of young fellows
Regard all their worries and cry
Their Christian mothers were lazy perhaps
Leaving it up to the school
Where the moral perspective
Is hazy perhaps
And the climate oppressively cool
Give me one acre of cellos
Pitched at some distant regret
Pity the fate of young fellows
And their anxious attempts to forget
These are the tears of a thug
Like murky water
For his father's daughter
His half-sister
He felt obliged to support her
Since her mum was poor
And her dad died even poorer
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