Imprisoned: Survival Guide for Rich and Prodigal

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(400 Days Earlier...)

- You damn kids and your streaking!

- Sorry, lady

Shame on you!

Have you got the address?

I'll come pick you up

Hi, Auntie! (Argot for swearing)

Screw the address! There're

guys want to kill me!

Just around the corner down the hill.

Come quickly!

He's over there! Hold it, stop!

Hold it, stop!

Did anybody see

the plate number?

What he looked like?

I could recognize his buttock

Lean and firm, very solid

Yeah, that's right

Solid

Solid!

- Solid!

- Boss, don't!

Solid!

(300 Days Earlier...)

Island South

One of the priciest

area on earth

The only place fit for

my high-end living style

(Stanley Prison)

Eyes straight ahead. Move it

The morning paper

said a rich brat

was going to jail

for drunk driving

I'm that rich brat

If you ask how I felt?

Right then, not much

Because I was still high

One diamond watch

A set of keys. Cash. One wallet

Your earring! Take it off!

People seemed to be

talking so loudly

And that's not rude?

Don't move!

Once I was in new uniform

got my hair cut

and had photos taken

I started to feel like

I'd entered a whole other world

Why were my legs shaking?

Because my cabinets were

about to be searched

And we all know what that means

But what most don't think about

are the three

directions involved

In, Up, Down

Pay attention! Stand straight!

Dang, brother. What

are so jumpy for?

We're about to be

cavity searched

Who wouldn't be scared?

In this day and age?

Cavity searches?

It's all X-ray scans now

Hakken Lam, you're up

Okay

Nelson Yu, you're up

Sir, the machine's down

Hey! I already passed it

We'll do it manually

- Got it. Switching to manual mode - If

the machine is down, you can fix it.

- He said manually, didn't you hear?

- I already passed!

Sir, it's working again

You heard him, it's fixed!

Let go, or I'll file complaints!

Complaint? Oh, I'm so scared!

Are you?

Oh, sure

My hands are shaking now

So scared, I'm going...In!

Up!

Down!

Damn, relax

The worst is over,

it's civilized now

simpler then what

you're thinking

I hoped that search

was the end of my nightmare

and not the beginning

I bet your impression

of jail-life, like mine

came from that movie

"Prison on Fire"

That it's a horrifying place

filled with thugs

But I never expected

the inmates looked the

same way as the movie

Hey, let me in, let me in.

- I'm good for two smokes

- Beat it, roach

How many times did we tell you?

Get lost

Twenty in the hall, all

accounted for, Sir

3602438, Hakken Lam

Armed assault, two years

3609981, Nelson Yu

Reckless driving,

eighteen months

Hey, Szeto

Yeah

Show some respect!

Certainly

Sorry, sir

Debrief these newbies for me

Yes, sir

Over here, you two

Stand straight and listen up

- Stand closer, Dummy!

- Stand straight!

The rule here is

there are no rules

You guys follow orders.

Don't screw around

When the officer is

here, listen to him

When he's not, follow

what I've said

Because I'm the boss

- Understand?

- Got it

Anything unclear?

All clear

Move it

Sharpen up

Move!

Boss...Hey, buddy.

What group you with?

Group?

Oh, you're not a made man

Let me tell you

Don't try to pretend

you're a made man

Making up gang cred

will get you busted up

Hey, Roach

No threatening the

new guys, got it?

We're civilized in here

Just giving him some advice

Mister Roach

what's that older guy

over there doing?

Oh, making a joy

bag...a bubble tube

You mean...

For jerking off

So...a love cup?

But don't you worry this thing now.

I'll watch your back

A lot of people here respect me

Thanks so much, Mister Roach

Don't call me Roach

Only Szeto can call me that

My last name is Ng

Just call me Ng Jai, got it?

Move it, Roach!

Always in the way

Sorry, sorry

Attention!

The Chief officer is here

Let it go

I want to clarify

something for you all

You already know Hakken

is in for assault

But he's also accused of rape

The witness never

showed in court

so that charge won't stick

That's it

No further details

Hakken, right? Rapist?

Rape?

The name of the Chief

officer is Lik

You can tell by his

sh*t-eating face

that he loves messing with us

$0 you got grabby, eh?

What kind of girl

did you feel up?

Tell us about it

Just a private model

Oh, taking dirty pictures?

They couldn't prosecute!

I'm innocent!

Hold it! You can tell

your defense to the judge

Sorry, but I hope you understand

Unlike the jury in court

In this cell we run a

different ruling system

But, we do still have a jury

Jury? Your verdict is?

Beat him to death!

Goddamn it!

The verdict hasn't

even been handed out

Don't you know that there

is due procedure to follow?

Don't you know?

I thought you said

they were civil?

Of course they are

but punishing sex offenders...

he's got it coming

Let's do this again

Gentlemen of the jury,

your verdict is?

Beat him!

Wait, wait, wait

I'm gonna take a piss

Let's get out of the way

You don't want to get

caught up in that

I, Zhang Fei

command this bridge! (Singing

lines from "Three Kingdoms")

Actually, she'd already

agreed to a hand job!

But I just couldn't

control myself!

Couldn't control yourself?

The great general

can stand this...

no more!

One moment!

What the heck are they doing?

TV series "Three Kingdoms"

has been very popular lately

Everyone's totally into it

Brother Zhang Fei, he

is in our jurisdiction

If you insist on

taking action on him

surely we should come

to an agreement, yes?

General Zhou must have

a grand opinion on it?

I would not say a grand opinion

But it seems you are insistent

So I, Zhou Yu, will not stand

watching the attack from a far

Why not rally all the generals

and vanquish the

villain Lu Bu earnest!

It'll be a good show!

Have they nothing better to do?

What the hell? That

piece of junk is Lu Bu?

Hey, maybe he is a brave warrior

Oh...it's started

cross the divide,

defeat the generals!

That's no big deal

If my leg wasn't like this

I'd kick him into next week

Beat him!

Keep it down

The beating is not quite legit

Beat him, but easy

on the lockers

Okay!

Chief Officer Lik is here

Everyone up and at attention!

Hey, shut it.

Put your shirt back on

What's going on?

You all fighting?

No, sir

Some druggie was

walking just slipped

Yeah

Looks serious for a slip

How is my report supposed

to explain all that

Uh, a dozen of us

watched him slip

He hit the corner of the bed

bounced over to the wall

then bounced back to

the bed corner again

See, right over here

Yes...

Uncle Dat, you're the

most honest one here

Did you witness their fighting?

I'm really sorry, sir

I was sitting here

facing the other way

Didn't see anything

Everyone agrees that he

fell by himself, right?

Right

But I'm not sure he would agree

That's all, then

You two, carry him out

You should be more careful

Seriously, falling

down for no reason

falling down!

Uncle Dat, your mag

Don't be shooting holes in it

Wow, a skin mag from '84

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