Imprisoned: Survival Guide for Rich and Prodigal Page #5

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I finally have the

time to slow down

I finally have time...

away from you

Speak a little slower. Slower...

...and your tongue

skills are not bad

Right, right

You are so damned sexy

How is it your wetness

is so endless?

You've noticed that I

keep wiring money to you

Just consider it is paid leave

Hold on, hold on...

Only through this...

have I realized that you

are the one I truly miss

I will propose to

you immediately

Even if you turn me down

I will persist until you accept

Once I'm out of here

I will do you silly

I'm convinced...

you also look forward

to that coming day

P.S.

I can never forget you.

Yours, Nelson

Hey, this is a little weird

What's weird?

Dearest May

Thank you for your visits

I'm always hurting you, sorry

I trust that this episode

will bring us much

closer because

I finally have the

time to slow down

I finally have

time away from you

Only through this

have I realized

that you are the

one I truly miss

I'm serious this time.

Once I'm out of here

I will do you silly. You tell me

Hold up

These two lines are

for him to write

Your letter is for May,

this is for Vivian

Don't mix them up, guys

-or I'll get into endless trouble

- Really?

You know the time? Going to bed?

Shut the lights

Okay, time for bed

Hey, let me use your mop

What are you using the mop for?

To wipe the fan handle

You're using the mop to

wipe the fan handle?

Do you know that there's a

new saying for everything?

Inspired by internet culture

- Let me ask you something

- What?

I can sort of accept why

a towel is called a mop

But why is the toilet

called a 'fan handle'?

Who knows

And if you want to know that

Then why is jerking off

called 'nightfall'?

Why?

Who knows? That's just

what they call it

What else would it be called?

Let me tell you something...

Nobody'd ever call it

that in today's slang

Today, everyone says

it's "Working the J"

Working the J?

See, J is your junk, your thing

So...jerking off

is working your J

Doesn't that sound

more colorful?

Yeah, that is kinda clever

Let's see it, boss! Aw...

Your turn

Scumbag!

Hi, Auntie

So filthy. Who can

be so out of it?

No need to Check the IP

It's that same son of a b*tch!

Sexual offences, one year

When the culture

starts to change

it can sometimes happen

so fast it's scary

Come over and have some peanuts

Time for peanuts!

Are you that stupid?

You're going left

and going right

You're crazy!

What a joke!

Sorry, boss! Wait up! Wait up!

Argyle Street, where're

the smokes you owe?

Don't think I won't

jik-jik-bird you

What the hell are you

two shits babbling?

I said...

Butthead, where're

the smokes you owe?

Don't think I won't

whirlwind kick you

You dummy! You dummy!

You idiot! The both of

you are just convicts

You can't even get your

Cantonese straight

and you're copying slang?

You're not allowed!

You're not allowed!

Using that kind of...

Mind your business!

S-s-sorry! Brother Jack, sorry!

Ease-up, will you?

You've got so much power

you might kill me by accident

you know?

A lot of power, eh?

I'll give you two

more days to pay

Two days...

- Can you remember that?

- I'll remember. Two days

Louder!

Two days! Two days!

Booth Four

- Uncle, uncle!

- Kiddo! How are you?

How is it in here?

Why'd you have to

beat up Big Mike?

Well...he didn't want to help me

And I even got beaten up

Also, also...

He talked crap about you

That worthless piece of scum

I've been easy on him

But you shouldn't have

punished him yourself

Now your term's been extended!

But you know beating

people up is what I like

and there's already

nothing to do here

so what do you expect me to do?

That's why I arranged for fools

and mainlanders to thump

Smack them up and it

won't extend your term!

All right, I got it

Your uncle cares about you

Whatever happens

no matter what, don't slip-up

or your uncle won't have anyone

to arrange his final rites

Oh! I also have some

good news for you

- What is it?

- The info on the guy you wanted me to find?

I dug it up!

Cigarettes will get you

good, private meals

We all know that

But how good?

You wouldn't believe how good

Of course, not every

day is like this

but today is a special day

Eat up!

Here...

A lucky first dish

of suckling pig

That's right?

Sure is

but...

if you put it all out at once

by the time we've eaten

half, it'll all be cold!

Next time, bring them

out one at a time

Dirtbag!

Is this a celebration banquet?

How 'bout putting out a

couple mahjong tables?

You're out of your mind

Just kidding, general

Jesus fed a crowd with

five loaves and two fish

That's a miracle

You're using over a hundred

packs of cigarettes

to take care of hall of people

That's cocky

Uncle Dat

It's my birthday, aren't

I allowed to be cocky?

No one is...except me

But since you did ask in advance

and lately you've given

so much to the hall

I'll let it go this time

Thank you, brother Szeto!

Brothers, today is my birthday

Sorry if the spread isn't much

Eat and have your fill. If it's

not enough, we'll get more!

Eat up!

OK:

Have some suckling

pig, Brother Szeto

What? Not enough?

Give him seconds!

Yes, boss!

Enough!

That's enough?

Wow, that looks great

Thank you! Happy birthday!

Jack Leui

Stop

Why did you attack him?

Oh no! I don't know

He was eating and

"phew!", he flipped over

Sorry, it was all me. I

slipped on something

You think I'm blind?

Too arrogant, little punk

Have you heard it said

Mind your things

and your business

then you get much less sadness

I only ever heard

Give an inch, they take a mile

Back away, they take away

Sit down now

You like getting

pounded on so much

I'll pound you to death

Don't move

Don't you move

What happened?

"Wishing you long

life and harmony"

"celebrating your

happy birthday"

"Years and years like today"

"Every year just like today"

"Congratulations"

Who'd have thought you could cut

candles and blow out cake in prison

Thanks, brothers

This birthday cake-like

lump is actually milk

digestive cookies, wafers,

and chocolate mixed together

Honestly, it was terrible

But it was a birthday cake with the

most heart that I'd ever eaten

To many more years like this

Thank you

Hey, I have made something

special for you

If you'll notice

look carefully at this joy bag

she's extra meaty

And it's even pink

And...take this

This one's not necessary

Tonight, I've ordered everyone

to stay out of the fan handle

for half hour so you can

have a real comfy nightfall

No, wait...Work the J

Work the J

Consider it everyone's

gift to you

Thank you, brother Szeto

Hey, boss. Hot water

Thank you, Ng Jai

This is the good stuff.

Go easy with it

Thank you, Wolfy

Look out

Take this girlie-girl, too

Have some extra fun tonight

Borrowed this from the officers

Thanks, Loco-Hay

It's stable

Take your time

Better get going

Hey, you really don't want this?

The "Joy bag" can be considered

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