Imprisoned: Survival Guide for Rich and Prodigal Page #7

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her, I asked him

I only hit it when

he said I could

Oh, you gave

permission to hit it

-then your crime is worse

- That's right

Well how was I supposed to know

the one he was talking

about was my girl?

I'm guessing he couldn't

possibly be so dumb

as to allow you to

stick his own girl

- That's damn stupid - Right-O

How could I know

that he didn't know

the one I was talking

about was his girl?

This is so confusing, I don't even

know what you're talking about

Here's how I see it, Jack

either you just kill him now

or you pay him twenty

tickets and call it even

I don't think so

Like I'm poor?

How's this

you used that to do my girl

for payback, then pay

me back with your junk

Are you out of your mind?

Don't need to cut it off

Just insert a pearl in it

Insert it into your oblivion!

Hey, out of nowhere

you want him inserting pearls...

seems a little extreme

Right, how about this

gamble with cards

You each draw once,

high card wins

One hand, sudden death, okay?

Can't believe I got

the Deuce of hearts

You ran out of luck this hand

Are you retarded?

All right, time to pay up

Hold on a moment

We never said I can't

substitute with smokes

That's right

You can consider that

Isn't it more practical to take two

or three hundred packs, instead?

Two, three hundred packs?

One thousand packs

If you have a thousand

packs as substitute

A thousand packs?

You only have one dick

Once it's inserted,

it's in there

A thousand packs is fair

But we still take a

ten percent charge

- Got that right - Think it over

I have a hundred-odd

right now, take it first

I'll take you to hell. Cut it!

Ain't a thousand packs

in the whole hall!

Hold it

With a thousand packs,

the matter is settled?

Let's see if you have it first

Here's a hundred fifty-six

How many does Nelson have?

One hundred twenty-two

One thousand packs

There's also this

All the cigarettes

everyone owes me

I have it marked right here

A total of seven hundred

twenty-one and a half

I'll collect it all for

you within three days

Including what's here

Nine hundred ninety-nine

and a half packs

I have half a pack

You call those smokes?

These aren't smokes?

Here's an extra...my treat!

You low-life!

Aren't you scared you won't

live to see your daughter?

I know everything about you!

Are you threatening me?

I've already...put up with you!

Uncle Dat, why do you

have so many smokes?

I've been here

nine years already

Hey, you're gonna

pay me back, right?

Of course

Thank you, Uncle Dat

ls the number correct?

It's good

You want to jump in, old man?

Better watch your step!

Fine. I accept your

thousand cigarettes

You messed with me, so

I'm still gonna get you

Well, then it's like

nothing was settled

Then what's it take

for you to back off?

Don't like it, then wager

your junk for another round

Fine. Then I'll wager my junk

If I lose, I'll put in the pearl

If you lose, you put

all these smokes

back into Uncle Dat's locker

and all scores are settled

That's gambling two for one

Tell you what

the pearl you use will be these

Seriously now

where did you find

these bearings out?

Now hold on...

Before, you only said

inserting a pearl

Before, no one said you

could sub with smokes

All right, deal the cards

Brother Szeto, you said

Deuces were low, yeah?

You don't need to

Check-in to know, right?

Check IP

Here, I beat you clean this time

Oh...my goodness, the 2-heart

seems to like him big-time

Wow...there's not much here

won't this take a lot of skill?

Don't you worry

With Brother Ming's experience

he has seen it all!

Be that as it may, for

such a small penis

to have such a big

bearing inserted?

It's a first for me

Thank you, Brother Ming

You've all thought this through?

If so, then how about

we begin the surgery?

L...I'd like to know...

if I can have some anesthesia?

Anesthesia

Better I hold you down

Or else when you start squirming

you might get it really cut up

No need. If you

really want to help

can you all p-please go outside?

Everybody staring is

a lot of pressure

Why don't we all give

these two some respect

Right, everyone out

Look, kid. Consider

me as on your side

Aw, it's nothing

Just talk. Talk and

you'll be fine

What happened after

Sum Lam got infected?

Nothing, he was fine

once they cut off his penis

Brother Ming

could you do things a

little more properly?

Hey, I'm helping you

disinfect this bearing

How's that not proper?

What is that, Savlon?

Savlon...Who's got that?

Here...it's my piss...

Pee has uric acid in it

Look, it's even

better than Savlon

Don't play around, Brother Ming

I average two of these a day

And you still don't trust me?

Look, you should learn to relax

Try imagining that later...

when you're with your girl

she'll say 'Yeah, yes,

yes', it gets really high

you know?

So...I've never put

a bearing in before

but it's all the

same damned thing

Seriously now, don't

get a hard-on

or else I'll cut through

your soft tissue

and blood will flow like a river

then get mad like it's my fault

How could I have a hard-on?

It's already pulled

back inside now

Wow, it really has pulled back

Are you testing me?

It's okay, don't be scared

It's nothing

Don't shake

Steady, steady...

Hey, hold this. What the

hell are you doing?

Almost done, almost

done, almost...

I fell

But I'm okay

So baby

How come you haven't

visited in so long?

What?

Are you not well?

If you're sick, you don't

have to come see me

Did you get the

letter I wrote you?

I did

Let me read it to you

Dear Vivian

It's been so long

since I part with you

that I'm worried about you

Your firm titties are so bouncy

and your tongue

skills are not bad

You are so damned sexy

How is it your wetness

is so endless?

Well? Should I keep reading?

I didn't write those words

Someone must have pranked me

You recognize my writing, right?

Enough!

After all these years

every time you lied to me

I chose to believe you

I thought being in

jail would change you

I thought you would

learn to really love me

I thought that so long as I

waited for you to get out

we would turn out all right

I'm so stupid...

May, no...

Right now I really do want to...

have a simple life

and have a family with you

Yeah?

Do you know what?

I hate myself!

Because I couldn't

let go of you!

I asked myself,

why am I so vile?

But I am absolutely sure

I will never be with you again!

May, don't say these things

Don't look for me

when you get out

No, May

I would rather kill myself

than let you find me

- Baby!

- So don't make me to

May, baby!

Stay calm...take it easy

I later wrote a letter

breaking up with her

Did you get that one?

Nelson Yu

Go to hell!

- May, baby!

- Sit down now

Thanks, brother...

I'm f***ed this time

My girl doesn't swear

She told me to go to hell

now I really feel like hell

Yeah, but you can

win women back easy

Mine, I don't know where she

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