In a World... Page #4
because I was... I
was cooking a...
What?
A sandwich bar?
Yep. For dinner. I was cooking
a sandwich bar. You know.
Cold cuts and rolls
and mustards.
They want me to help out with
Oh, great! I mean, whatever. No.
We'll just do a sandwich bar another
night. I mean, it's so easy.
- Okay. Bye.
- Bye.
Hello, shower friend!
Hello! I'm shower ready!
It's right over there.
In the bathroom.
Thank you.
No, thank you.
What?
Do you need help with anything?
No. I'm good. I've
got it from here.
There's a tricky
hot-and-cold ratio thing.
So if you get into a jam.
If you get into a "jam,"
just holler, or, you know.
- Hey!
- Hi!
Are you okay?
Pippa's naked in the shower.
- Who?
- Pippa.
- Why?
- Her pipes need cleaning.
You look like you swallowed a
frog. What's wrong with you?
What is this? PB & J? Nice.
Yeah. It's peanut
butter and jam.
Dani's not coming home for
dinner, so I thought...
Who cares? I just texted her that she
doesn't have to do Mission Ireland
because the vocal coaching
is temporarily on hiatus.
Why?
Oh, because I just got offered
another children's movie trailer
and I just came from an audition where
I might be the voice of Sunny Delight!
Dude! Wow! You're cleaning
up is what, sister!
Wow! Did you tell your dad?
No, but I will.
- Sunny D!
- Yeah.
You're always taking care of me, so I am
thrilled to be able to return the favor.
Well, it is my job to
get you what you want.
Darling, you don't get me what I
want, you get me what I ask for.
I'm sure what I want
would make you blush.
Really? You're funny.
That's funny. Okay.
Setting it out right here.
One-two, one-two.
I think it's working.
Okay, sorry, first question.
What makes you laugh?
That's an odd question.
Sorry. My sister's strange.
I'm definitely going. Mimi and
I need to have post-party sex.
Come on. Are you serious?
You hate Gustav, why would
you go to his party?
A few more like that, Carlos.
Rape him for his
open bar, idiot.
Yeah, I have enough
beer at home, thanks.
Besides, I don't have a date.
You don't have a date. You're
not supposed to go with a date.
You're supposed to
leave with a date.
That's the point. What
is this, the '50s?
Okay.
Well, I feel safer
with the buddy system.
Don't act like those parties aren't
the worst. A voice over party?
I'm tired of waiting for the bathroom
and hearing the voice of Cialis
hitting on the Virgin
America message-hold girl.
I'm not going to beg
you to go, man.
Ask Carol.
What?
You should ask Carol
to the party.
Really?
- Yeah.
- Wow, okay.
I think that's probably the single worst
idea you ever had, Cher. Nice one.
- Hello.
- Hey. You busy?
- No, I'm just leaving this
audition thing. - Cool, cool.
Hey, so listen, I was calling
'cause I was just wondering
if you had any
plans for tonight.
For like... Like to just...
For what?
There's this thing,
just this party thing.
- Oh, what, the Gustav party?
- Yeah, totally lame, right?
I'm obviously not going...
- I'm actually going. - I mean, I
might go, but I don't wanna go.
So are you going with anyone?
Yeah. My dad's girlfriend wants
me and my sister to go to it,
something. It's gonna be whack.
Totally whack! Wickedy whack, baby!
You know what I'm talking about?
That's probably why I'm
not going, actually.
Honestly, the only reason why
I'm going is just to network.
Cool. I mean, I think
that's a smart move.
If I were in your situation, I
would definitely do that. Nice.
- It would be more fun if you were
there. - I'm gonna get this call.
- What?
- Didn't you hear what I said?
- No, what did you say?
- Excuse me?
No, I was just... Hello?
- Please take your other call.
- Okay. Later.
Do you know where I can get
I'm sorry. I do not...
I'm sorry. I didn't
hear what you said.
I said I don't know where you'd get
a smoothie around here at all.
I'm so sorry.
Oh, okay. Thanks so much.
Yeah. No worries.
Have you seen my stress ball?
What is your problem?
Carol's going to
the party tonight.
- With you?
- No.
Are you gonna ask her?
I just told her I'm not going.
Why would you do that?
I don't know, Cher!
How you going to eat the
apple if you got no teeth?
What?
She's saying stop being a p*ssy and
bring Nancy as your date tonight
to make Carol jealous.
Thank you, Carlos. I don't think
she used the word "p*ssy," though.
date to Gustav's party?
I will totally look hot for you.
You'll sh*t when you
see what I'm wearing.
Please, I'll be super classy.
This is cute. Right?
This works.
Yeah. Yeah. Is the
party in 1989?
Do you have a cocktail
dress that I can borrow?
- Yes, I do, but I'm wearing
it tonight. - For what?
- For date night.
- What?
No, Dani's coming
with me tonight.
What? So I'm the third
wheel on a dad date.
Sorry.
The horror.
She woke up all warm and fuzzy this morning
and suggested we have a fancy dinner.
Maybe she's happier
'cause you're here.
No, it's definitely not that.
Hey, Pippa is like, you know,
a fashiony-type person.
- Yeah? - You can borrow
something from her.
I mean, she owes me one for
letting her shower here.
What an excellent
and awkward idea.
- Hi.
- Allo.
- Hello there.
- How are you?
Hey. Hi.
Listen, we have a
fashion emergency
and we would like
your help, my lady.
A fashion emergency. Yes,
absolutely. I can help you.
that coming from you.
- It's for... Yes.
- You.
That's a lot easier.
No, no, no. Sorry.
That was not clear.
I'm good.
Absolutely. I can
totally help you.
Great. Chim-chimeree.
Any more primping, the girls
are gonna cry with jealousy.
Well, then you're just gonna have
to kiss this lipstick off me.
If you insist, I guess.
Hey, honey. I'm really
touched you took my advice
I can't say no to you, can I?
Nope.
Whoa! You look like
somebody else.
Are you serious? Thanks.
All right. Where's Dani?
Late. What else is new?
Well, use protection, okay?
I will.
I have my diaphragm in.
- Hi.
- Hi.
This chair, it always
sticks like that.
Can you get in there?
Watch the leather. Just be
a little graceful, okay?
- Sorry.
- Where's Dani?
She's not coming.
You look nice, Carol.
Thank you.
She didn't say anything
to me about it.
Well, she has work.
Of course, I told you, remember? I
said exactly this would happen.
- Would you like a Life Saver?
- It's just predictable.
It's tiresome. It's predictable,
the same thing all the time.
It's a lot stuffier
than I remember.
Yeah, Gustav, you got
enough goddamn flowers?
Maybe he's covering the
fact that he stinks.
Nice one, Meems.
Where is he, anyway?
like we're in West Egg?
Oh, there he is. Mr. Big Pants.
Watch the door. I just had
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