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can't do that, it'd

just be too weird.

You do this.

You have these inspired,

just beautiful moments.

One minute you're

bouncing around completely lost,

the next minute you say

something like that.

And you lay it down flat.

In control.

Well maybe we should do

neither of those things.

Maybe you're right.

More importantly...

We're out of wine.

So walk with me, I'm

not done with you yet.

Maybe I'm not done with you yet.

No?

No.

Thank you.

Hey.

Hey.

Where are you?

Just got home.

And how was it?

It was good,

real good, job well done.

What are you doing?

Oh, just got home from a date.

At nine o'clock, you

just got home from a date?

Must have been a

really awesome date.

Yeah, I'm drinking wine

and watching Chopped.

Awesome.

I'm bored!

Please come over and bring

me some hot chocolate.

I just got home.

I need some food, I

might stop by later.

I don't care, just come

over and bring me hot chocolate.

Goodbye!

Yeah, bye!

Hi.

Hi.

Where's the hot chocolate?

Hey.

What time is it?

A little after midnight.

Really, it feels like one.

Fine, I'm fine.

It's just been a month.

We said we'd check it

after a month, so...

And?

Fine.

Me too.

Good.

Cool.

Cool.

I don't think we

should cloud our

head with over-analysis.

I couldn't agree more.

Shut up.

Yeah?

Yeah, just get out,

you know the rules.

Tell me what you think of this.

Do you think we

could live together?

As roommates, but do

the thing you said,

a purely sexual relationship.

Should the mood ever strike.

But not sleep in

the same bed ever.

For what it's worth, we keep our

own quarters as much as we can.

Remain friends, that's the key.

That's the most important part.

Love each other and support

each other like we

always have, you know?

And relationships, nah.

I know I don't need one.

I mean you may at some

point, I don't know.

God bless that dude.

You think we could do that?

And not lose our minds?

Not lose our friendship?

I don't know.

Call it a transition.

What did you say?

Oh, you have no idea

what I'm capable of.

Oh, oh really, oh really?!

In my condition, I cannot

deal with this right now!

Please, please just stop!

Jesus, you think anyone else

gives a sh*t about

you, I've tried,

I've tried to get

through to you!

Ugh!

You think anyone

else gives a sh*t,

no, about you, I've

tried, I've tried.

I've tried to get

through to you, but...

If you don't think

I'll do it, Billy,

just keep it up.

I will not be treated this way,

I will not, I

swear I'll take Ben

and you will never see us again!

In fact, this might be the

last time you see anything.

This is so f***ing bad.

Oh my God.

I'm out.

Clean up after yourself.

Awesome, pick up more coffee!

Ugh!

Do you have that thing

with Laurie tonight, right?

Yes, sh*t,

thank you for reminding me.

Of course.

Bye, babe.

Bye babe.

Wow, wow, babe?

At least you didn't say honey,

that'd be a lot worse.

Bye, honey,

I'll talk to you later.

Have a good day!

Bye!

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What, John?

You ungrateful hurtful b*tch,

I saw your gonorrhea commercial.

You have crushed my soul.

Does that make you happy?

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Go f*** yourself.

That would make me happy.

Sounds good.

Hi.

Hey.

Jen, what do you...

Just working up the courage

to ring your doorbell.

It's not working.

What the hell are you doing?

What the hell are you doing?

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