In the Weeds Page #7
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- 2000
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a new one of these.
Wait, wait, wait.
Put that down.
Put it down.
Enjoy.
It's our best dessert.
Hmm?
What the hell are you doing?
There's a ring in here.
A diamond ring, God damn it!
Do you want the poor man
to choke to death?
Do you want him to die?
Oh, my God.
I'll be right back.
What do you think you're doing,
you motherfucking f***?
There was a man on table two
who had a ring he wanted us
to put into a crme brle.
It wasn't there.
The only other crme brle
went to your table.
I thought it was
in your crme brle.
Which is why I did what I did.
I didn't want the man to choke
and ruin your dinner
and ruin your deal.
Look, I put the ring
in the crme brle.
Who ran the food to table two?
I don't know.
Who ran a f***ing crme brle
to table two?
Me.
Frisk him.
What?
You can't get your raise,
so you steal.
I didn't steal nothing.
Search him.
I can't.
No.
No?
I said no!
Gee.
So maybe there's a testicle
in your sac after all.
I thought you kept your balls in
that briefcase you schlep around
like you're Donald f***ing Trump
or something.
Well, Mr. Trump, why don't you
go get your little briefcase,
get the f*** out
of my restaurant?
You're fired.
Look, look.
I don't have the ring.
He doesn't have the ring, Simon.
What the f*** you all doing?
Get back to work.
Get your asses back to work!
Everything's okay.
Just a little...
You know
the restaurant business.
Always something.
Don't worry about it,
Harold, okay?
They'll either find it
or get us a new one.
is bring us the bill.
Maybe it's on them.
Maybe it is.
Where the hell is everyone?
if I were you.
What the hell is going on?
Get back out on the floor.
All of you. Now.
You hear me talking to you?
It's chaos out there.
Now, come on. Let's go.
Let's move it. Now.
We're not gonna go out there
until you give Jonathan
his job back.
And who the f*** are you?
John Brown?
He had nothing to do with that
ring, and you know that.
That's just so moving.
Why don't you go stick that
into one of your little plays?
The rest of you get your asses
on the floor, please, right now.
What are you gonna do?
Do you want to start
pounding the pavement,
look for a job
you can show up late at
so you make your little
off-Broadway auditions?
And you're really gonna go far
with all those special
restaurant skills
I've been hearing about.
You gonna bring your kneepads
with you to your next job?
And you.
What the hell
are you going to do?
I got news for you, kid.
You're not getting any younger.
The salad days are over.
Youth has fleeted.
It's gone, okay?
This is it.
This is it.
This is your life.
This place, working for me.
This is as good
as it's gonna get.
Hey, Simon?
Just know this.
Every time you berate us,
every time you insult us,
every time you threaten us,
all we see are dollar signs.
See, that's all you are.
You're my rent.
And my phone bill.
Maybe a Knicks game
every now and then.
But even that ain't worth this.
Nothing is.
So I'll tell you what.
You can take your threats,
and you can shove 'em
up your focaccia.
Because we're not going back
until you give Jonathan
his job back.
I've got tables four and 10
who want money off their checks.
I've had to stop seating people.
The man you're having
dinner with
would like to know
how long you're gonna be.
He had nothing to do
with that ring.
Fine.
He's hired.
Now get back
to your f***ing stations.
Shove 'em up your focaccia.
Heavy.
I need one of you.
Chloe?
You okay?
It's just allergies.
- Good night.
- Good night.
Give me a double of something.
I only do this for you.
Bravo.
That was some performance.
Man of the people.
Leader of the masses.
Che f***ing Guevara!
I was moved.
Really.
Shut up, Chris.
You really know
which battles to fight.
- You're an a**hole.
- I'm an a**hole?
Jimmy Stewart here
just got you "one for all,
all for one" idiots canned.
You think Simon's
gonna really appreciate
the lesson he's learned
about humanity?
About friendship?
Loyalty?
Fat f***ing chance.
I mean, it was touching and all,
but I'd touch up my rsum.
I'll see you all tomorrow.
Something light.
See you tomorrow?
What does that mean?
It means he wants to fire you
in person.
Or maybe the place sold.
Maybe we're all gonna be okay.
Is he gone?
Yes.
Is he coming back?
No, it didn't look like it.
17 bottles of wine.
Read it and weep.
15 of the pinot noir,
Etch me in the record books.
And I got you to thank, big boy.
Keep that Andrew Jackson.
I got $ 100 coming
on top of my tips.
17!
Not now, Chris.
I'm not in the mood.
Not my problem, chief.
Give me my money.
You sold 17 bottles of wine?
15 of that pinot noir,
Next closest, Stan with eight.
Give me my money.
You sold 15 bottles on table 12?
That was Stan's table.
We swapped stations.
Why would you do that?
You'd have to ask Stan.
But I sold more,
so I get the green.
Rules are rules.
Chris, this table
was a price-fixed menu.
The liquor was included.
These bottles don't count.
You sold two.
F***, I did!
17 right there,
priced-fixed or not.
We don't count bottles
we're not charging for!
Could have poured 100.
Still would have been
the same price.
Sorry.
Looks like Stan gets the money.
That's bullshit!
Rules are rules.
Rules are rules.
- F*** you!
- Hey! What are you doing?
Break it up!
Cut it out!
Yo!
I want my money!
- Get off him!
- F*** off!
- Get off!
- Stay out of this, Adam!
Leave him alone.
I swear, if you don't get out of
the way, I'll rip your head off.
Leave him -
Hey, hey.
Hey, you guys!
Take it outside!
Break it up.
Break it up.
Holy sh*t.
You son of a b*tch.
You just stood there
while Hector got fired.
Like he can't find another job.
He'll be working illegally in
some other kitchen by morning.
Hey, if he's not out of here
by the time it takes you to pick
up the phone, call the police.
Give me my f***ing money!
Dial 911.
Just leave it.
I'll see you losers
at unemployment.
Get me that man's number
about the ring.
Whew.
Man.
We didn't win, man.
Maybe next week.
Oh, when you see Hector,
give him this.
Thanks, man.
So tell me.
Is every night like this?
This is nothing.
Wait till summer.
What time is the movie star
showing up?
Oh, I don't know.
I almost forgot about him.
Are you gonna go?
I'd like that.
Yeah, me too.
I'm gonna go get changed.
Okay.
Cuckoo!
I must look pretty ridiculous.
I've had a few drinks.
Vodka, rum, tequila, whiskey.
Come on, mon chrie,
Get out of that monkey suit
and let's go home.
Actually, Alice...
...we're gonna go out.
Marlon booked a film,
so we're celebrating.
What I said
about not loving you.
It isn't true.
It isn't?
You know it isn't.
I called Jeff.
I broke it off.
It's over.
Who's Jeff?
I don't want him.
I want you.
Alice...
...I'm not gonna go with you.
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