InAPPropriate Comedy Page #10

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N*gger, I'm putting myself

in time-Out.

Shut the f*** up!

[LAUGHING]

What the... ha ha ha!

As we often hear in the

industry, you know, uh...

Roles dry up with your

vajoosh, your puss...

Your p*ssy.

I'm sorry, I have trouble

saying the word.

P*ssy, p*ssy, p*ssy!

Ok, sorry.

Ok.

[LAUGHING]

All right.

I quit.

[LAUGHING]

The... I...

You know, uh, maybe, you know,

We could get a job at like

a porn shop or something.

You know, like, you know,

this whole thing.

Like I don't want to be subservient

to bob's f***in' playlist,

You know what I'm sayin'?

I'll be back when my little

blue pill kicks in. Ok?

Hang on.

[GIGGLING]

Isn't it delicious?

Man, you look just like

Marilyn Monroe.

[CHATTER AND LAUGHTER]

Wait...

Action!

You feel the breeze

from the subway?

Uh-Huh.

Isn't it delicious?

Man, you look just like

Marilyn Monroe on that grate.

The grate again.

We both f***ed that one up.

She has no kind of...

Huh? Hello?

Hey, hey!

Bro, what the f***?

What are you,

a prosthetics dealer?

F***, was that the guy

from shamwow?

[LAUGHTER]

Come on, feed 'em

the matzo brei...

Come on.

Come on, little jewess.

That's right.

I feel sorry for you.

You're pathetic.

Why am I pathetic?

You're a nutcase.

I'm trying to do

something proactive.

You're a nutcase.

What the...

They got the dollar!

They got the f***in' dollar.

Those crafty motherfuckers.

They f***ing got the dollar.

Goddamn it!

I got nothin'.

[LAUGHTER]

Cut! Cut!

End scene.

This revolution

starts when you're movin'

don't wanna step to me

unless you plan on losin'

not here to brag,

not here for thrills

I'm here to battle, baby,

I dance to kill

fall in, shakin' like a leaf

bucklin' at the knees,

stop dragging your feet

time to go all in

time for standing tall,

move to kill 'em all

no win, lose, or draw

get your back off the wall

get your, get your, get your

back, get your back off the wall

we dig them trenches

so they be trippin'

I'm on the front lines

I seen 'em flinchin'

annihilation of the enemy

wrath pours down

when I move my feet

all my new recruits

now you're in my troop

shake 'em in their boots

time to go all in

they can scratch and claw

we ain't backin' off

time to lay down the law

get your back off the wall

get your back off the wall,

get your back off the wall

get your, get your back,

get your back off the wall

get your back off the wall,

you get your back off the wall

get your back

off the wall, wall, wall

get your back off the wall

you get, you get your,

get your back off the wall

get your back off the wall,

get your back off the wall

get your, get your back,

get your back off the wall

get your, get your back

get your back off the wall

we dig them trenches

so they be trippin'

I'm on the front lines

I seen them flinchin'

annihilation of the enemy

wrath pours down

when I move my feet

all my new recruits

now you're in my troop

shake 'em in their boots

time to go all in

they can scratch and claw

we ain't backin' off

time to lay down the law

get your back off the wall

get your back off the wall,

get your back off the wall

get your, get your back,

get your back off the wall

get your back off the wall,

you get your back off the wall

get your back off the wall

get your back off

the wall, wall, wall

get your back off the wall

get your, get your back,

get your back off the wall

get your back off the wall,

get your back off the wall

get your back off the wall

get your back off the wall,

get your back off the wall

get your back off the wall,

get your back off the wall

get your, get your back

off the wall

get your, get your back

get your back off the wall

get your, get your back

get your back off the wall

get your, get your

get your back off the wall

get your, get your

get your back off the wall

get your, get your back

get your back off the wall

no win, lose, or draw

no win, lose, or draw /div

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