Inbred

Alright, I had planned on taking

a walk around the garden

and showing you the lake.

Really Clive, I don't expect

you to control the weather.

- Still, we can make much of it.

- Indeed.

Let's just see

what's been prepared.

- Lemonade.

- Marvelous.

- Glass?

- Please.

You really are

quite beautiful, June.

And you really are

quite a charmer, Clive.

The lemons were freshly squeezed

this morning by by my staff.

- Really?

- Yes.

- Excuse me, Mr. Willis?

- Yes, Jack?

Can I get some of

your lemonade, please?

No, you certainly may not.

It's become improper, Jack.

Back to your chores.

Smart even,

I never knew this quite.

More.

Is it also improper for me to stick

my cock in your good lady's mouth?

- Jack, have you gone mad?

- Yeah.

One sip, one sip, one sip.

- One sip of lemonade is all I wanted.

- Jack! No!

Lemon f***ing-ade.

Could've been fine.

Stupid f***ing b*tch.

Oh, they should have

given him a lemonade, man.

Yeah, you noticed they go

the f***ing madman with an axe.

Oh, wait and see

what he does with the bodies.

So f***ed up.

Hey guys, guys, come on now, please.

What did I say about swearing?

That it's funny.

Just put the phone away.

Put the phone away, now.

Okay, well thanks.

Jeff, the SAT NAV is broken.

What's the matter with it?

It just says we are

completely off the map.

Could it be isn't it

updated or something?

How do you date it?

Plug it into a laptop.

Here, this is a trooper

map, Coordinance Survey.

And they never lie.

There you are, you see?

Mortlake.

Right up the end of this road.

Carry on.

- Are we there yet, Jeff?

- No.

I don't know why you bother her?

She ain't going to talk.

She like a mute or something.

- Woah? What respect?

- No, no, it means she gonna talk.

Woah! Didn't know

you could talk, Tim.

Yeah! Cut it out man.

Giving me a headache back there.

We don't want your

life story, man. Alright!

- Ow! You f***ing b*tch!

- Well, what's going on, huh?

Calm down, please.

Hey, Tim ..

- Got any sexy pics on your phone?

- No, why?

Not? Well, you're a

bump behind there?

- Is he always such a prick?

- Yeah.

Oi Jeff, can we smoke?

I definitely need a smoke, mate.

- Oi Jeff. Are we there yet?

- No, twat, we're not f***ing there yet!

Sorry.

- I think we're there, Jeff. Yeah.

- Further up the road, I think.

Trust... trust. Yeah.

Okay, further up. Keep going.

- Really?

- Yeah.

Okay.

Why is it not on here?

"The Dirty Hole"?

That's charming.

Well, Mortlake is one of the

north's oldest coal towns.

I suspect the name

probably refers to mining.

You'll like that, yeah old Jeff?

The cottage should

be straight up here.

Well, it's been

certainly rustic, isn't it?

- Rustic?

- This gonna be sh*t.

- Did you see that?

- Yeah.

We have another ... another 200 yards.

First one to see it gets a prize.

Everybody out.

Come out and get some fresh air.

Wonderful, huh?

No, I'm away till Monday.

I called you not to tweet me.

Yeah. No, I can't decide.

Yeah, alright, so. Just that ...

- Dwight, phone please?

- What?

We haven't come all the way out

here to look at another way of life

so you can miss it just cos you're

chatting to late on the phone or

or viewing dirty pics, have we?

Hmm. Phone please.

No, I'm getting licked from some idiot.

Yeah, alright. Later.

Good lad. Okay.

Same applies to everybody.

Just put your phones in the bag,

so we can appreciate our environment.

- A f***ing joke.

- Okay. Thank you.

Great!

- What are you thinking?

- What am I thinking?

Well, I think that I've stayed in

better squats than this, Jeff, really.

Don't judge a book

by it's cover, hmm.

Wow!

- What's this?

- A poor house.

Sh*t cover. Sh*t book.

We need to locate

the fuse box, that's all.

Hmm. That's odd.

Are you worried?

Are you sure?

Come on.

Whoa! Get English thing, all right!

- What are you doing, Dwight? Stop it!

- Oh, come on. I'm f***ing joking around.

- No, you're not joking. If you want you

can open the car all the way in and ...

- Stop it.

- Oh, what's it all about?

- She was joking.

- Dennis tried to poke ya?

- Alright, go on.

- Chaotic, it is.

Oh, come on guys. Cheer up.

We just got the old boiler going.

I know it's a little bit

ramshackled and a little bit dusty.

We are not here on holiday,

are we? This is the point.

Work together as a team.

Pull together, as one.

And we can start by clearing this

place up together. How about that?

Yeah, I'm not sleeping in this Jeff

mate, it's a f***ing shithole.

Yeah, seriously.

Am I missing the tip?

Yeah, okay. I know it is a bit of a

shithole, guys, but we are in now.

So we better get

working together as a team.

And a good team that works

together hard, plays hard.

Get all cleaned up

and go down to the pub.

Yeah, can we wait outside.

Please, Kate, come.

Jeff, what is your problem?

I was just having a laugh.

Do you think it is wise

taking these kids to a pub?

I mean, some of them have had alcohol

issues. Now, Dwight would be a problem.

I wasn't going to get

them pissed in giving message.

I was just trying to motivate them and

have a bit of a laugh. Have a bit of fun.

Jeff, we are care-workers,

we're not their parents.

Why do you always

insist on alienating yourself?

- Alienate?

- Yes, alienate.

You think I'm

alienating people just

because I'm trying to

impose a few rules, huh?

See, there you go again. Rules.

Rules are meant to be broken.

These kids are heavy

because they bite rules, Jeff.

Why don't just chill out, have some

fun and call me about a slut like I did.

- Finished?

- Yeah. I'm finished actually. Thank you.

Good.

Look at this stuff. Like it's

been here for years. What is it?

We need this thing along.

Yeah, no I'm not walking down

to the door. Hey f*** that.

Gosh!

Think there's something

valuable in this one as well.

Valuable, you say?

- Yeah, I think so.

- Alright.

Thank you chief.

Yeah, well done, guys.

This is a very, very real achievement.

I think what this proves is that we,

we as a group from different

backgrounds with different...

- Come to a point!

- Thank you, Dwight.

From different backgrounds

with different problems,

when we work together as a group,

see we can really affect change.

Not really reflects well on

each and everyone of you.

You may not know, but what you learn to

do is turn your negatives into positives.

Let's go stay with you for the rest of

your lives. As you get older and storm ...

Alienating.

Alright. Come on

everyone. Cheer up.

Let's walk to the pub, can I see his

name. We've been driving all day.

- He's taking a piss.

- Less of the lip, Dwight.

- Find any of my craps in it, what it is?

- Your what?

- My craps.

- I told you to bring

some proper shoes, Zeb.

What do you mean proper? Do you

know proper? Can't get even in the UK.

- Hip?

- Put you in 20 crib, Kate.

They must have something

you can rob, man.

Yeah, agree.

I gave some girl an orgasm last night.

She only puff inside and out.

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