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Lucrezia!

- And the croissants?

I lost them, but look what I found.

- Dad will never let you keep it.

How come you can, and I can't?

- It's black, and it's not ours.

Take it back where you found it.

Told you, now it's your f***ing problem.

I've got a surprise!

- What surprise?

Guess what it is!

It has two pointy ears,

whiskers and a pink nose.

Guess what it is and you'll

love it as much as I do!

A black cat in my house,

are you crazy?

Alright, it can stay but not for long.

Lock it in your room.

Have you locked it?

F***ing hell!

Dad, what are you doing?

- Keep laughing.

See what the f*** I have to do?

A black cat...

Dad, since Aria's cat came I can't

breath very well, I think it's asthma.

And even Le Bon scratched me.

Get rid of it, or get lost!

Where will I go if Mum's away?

- She's back.

You're kicking me out over the cat?

- No, because your mother's a whore!

A complete nutcase!

Drops her daughter for the first guy that

comes along, what kind of mother is that?

Women like that shouldn't have kids,

it should be against the law!

Against the law!

She's raising you and Donatina well,

you'll become two drug addicts!

Two retards just like her!

10 years of my life, lost to that whore!

Think about that!

I'm sorry.

Who is it? - Mum, it's me.

Dad kicked me out.

What? He can't do that!

Is he crazy, kicking you out?

I can't take you, I'm leaving again.

Get out of here!

Mum has Donatina, Dad has Lucrezia.

I have you.

Dac!

I don't want to look like

an abandoned kid.

Maybe a little, that's why I'm so free.

I'm having a whale of a time,

no kid can go out so late.

Us two are warriors of the night.

Have you never seen a kid before?

Are you here every day? - Yeah.

Every night, too?

You mean like this?

Here, have some beer.

If you run away, Dac...

we'll never see each other again.

A heart is a friend that never betrays you.

"How are you, Mister Mulligan"?

You can say Malligan, Mulligan...

Grandma, I'm terrible at English.

- What if we try with "King Lear"?

What's that?

- It's the story of a king...

Mum!

I missed you!

Hi.

Mum, how are you?

Viva the sacred forest!

- Viva!

Viva the moon!

- Viva!

Silence!

I have good news.

The award for best essay in all of Rome

has been won by a pupil in this school.

And she's in this very class.

Want to know who it is?

- Yes! - Who is it?

Silence!

The winner is Bernadotte.

Maria Teresa, out!

And spit that gum out.

Well done, Aria!

This is a first for our school...

- My essay about Dac.

The mayor will be present...

- And all I did was write the truth.

The authorities, as well as your parents.

A round of applause for Aria.

Will you be there when I tell him?

No, Ist. It's my Grandad's birthday,

I have to go to his house.

What? No, come on! Please, Ist!

Just 10 minutes... - No.

I beg you, 5! Please!

- I can't, I'm sorry. I have to go.

Bye.

Hi! - Hi!

Want some gum? - Yeah, thanks.

See how much homework the teacher

gave us? - God, I know!

Want to do it together?

Sure.

- Cool.

Adriano!

Eh, what is it?

Dunno!

She was just looking for

a little understanding.

A love, solid and sweet.

She just wanted some humility...

Mum, will you give me a makeover?

The eyes:
seduction.

The mouth comes later.

We're beautiful, anyone can see that.

Pass me the face powder, assistant.

Why are you always in the way?

You'll make me late!

Pass me the dress.

Here.

- Thanks.

Now I'll get you!

- No, now I'll get you!

Stop, stop, stop!

I'll get you!

- Stop...

Stop, stop, ouch... Sorry, where

did I hurt you? - Right... here!

Sorry...

Want to know what I'll be when I'm older?

- Yeah, what?

I did some drawings.

Look.

So, I'll build the kind of hotel

never seen before.

There'll be a fountain here.

Here some silver columns,

then some fuchsia bushes...

that will give some colour.

If you take this silver door it

leads to the second floor and the spa.

So, here there's the pool with dolphins.

Ah, I'll put some sharks in too.

And here's there's a sphere that goes up

and down like the moon, reflecting things.

And then this is the spa...

here there are some windows...

Wake up, girls! Wake up!

They're still warm!

You have to eat them right away.

Mum!

No, first listen to this!

We'll do the square dance!

Mum!

Mum!

Tomorrow there's the award

ceremony at school. - Ah, right!

Are you coming?

- Of course.

The one for the best essay of the year!

- I promise.

Do you promise?

- I promise, I promise...

This year, the work chosen as best essay

of the year in all the schools of Rome...

the essay written by our very

own Aria Bernadotte.

Chosen for its imagination and

feeling... - Stand up straight...

and don't mumble. Look up, don't

always look at the paper.

Aria, don't embarrass me!

- No.

And promising career as a writer.

"My guardian angel...

I don't believe that a guardian angel...

is a custodian that spies on us...

that would scare me like a ghost,

because I can't see him.

I believe that a guardian angel

exists inside someone close to us...

that protects us.

Mine existed inside a black cat,

his name is Dac.

When no one realises that I need a hug,

he realises.

All the hugs he doesn't give to me,

I give to him.

A small gesture of love,

for me lasts as long as a gobstopper.

Do you know what a gobstopper is?

It's a round sweet that seems like

it will never finish, but it does.

It's an imaginary sweet, just like love."

Well, that brings us to the end

of our presentation.

I'd like to thank the teachers

and the parents who participated.

We'll see you all next year.

Junk mail.

- Postcards.

I was sure we'd find some money.

Look, a real letter.

There's even a little heart.

"Lisa, my love..

Yesterday, I saw you come home with him.

Don't let that pig touch you.

Just think about the time I started

crying because you were so beautiful.

Come and meet me in the usual place on

the Tiber, tomorrow at 5. Your Enzo."

He started crying because

she was too beautiful.

But wait, she hasn't read it!

- That's right!

Quick, give me the glue to close it.

I can't wait to see them.

When will she get here?

This is love, we have to be patient.

Here she is!

- Finally, she's here!

They're so cute!

They're kissing each other.

I'm getting married!

- I don't care!

She said they're getting married!

- Get off, don't touch me!

You can't be with that guy!

- Leave me alone, got it?

Enough, don't call me again!

- What's got into you?

They're so good together.

- Piece of sh*t boy!

No, poor guy...

She left, she just left!

Poor guy, he's crying!

6...

6...

2...

Who is this?

Hello, are you the porter on Via Nicotera?

I have two huge tits, wanna meet up?

How old are you?

- 22...

Do you really have huge tits?

Are you hairy, too?

Yes, I'm like a squirrel!

When shall we meet?

Now, right now! Number 22, Via Nicotera.

Name on the buzzer is Pecorini. Goodbye!

You gave him Maria Teresa's address!

- There he is!

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