Incompresa Page #4

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Look, there he is!

I can't believe it!

Pig!

Sex pest, you should be ashamed!

You pig!

- You're disgusting!

You big pig!

- You disgusting sex pest!

You should be ashamed!

That was so cool!

That was fun!

"Sator arepo tenet opera rotas,

Sator arepo tenet opera rotas...

Write the formula on a piece of paper

and keep it in your pocket until full moon.

Rub your fingers on a leaf of

Seer's Sage and wait for them to dry.

Kiss a red pelagornium petal...

then add a branch of wormwood...

place it on a white handkerchief.

If all has been done perfectly...

The beloved will live consumed

until the two of you are united.

Sator arepo tenet opera rotas...

For the magic to work,

wait for a full moon."

Adriano!

Adriano!

Adriano!

- What is it?

What time is it?

- 8:
20.

Children, come on!

Well?

I wanted to tell you something.

- What?

I forgot.

WANNA GO OUT WITH ME?

What the f*** are you reading?

"The Great Mysteries of Stalin"?

These communists are still around?

Look who it is! Hey, Donati!

Still haven't eaten your mother

out of house and home?

No, I'm just kidding.

Been to school, done your homework?

Come here, come tell Uncle Dodo!

Did your Mum tell you I'm taking her

to America? We're going coast to coast...

I'm taking her to Disneyland, too.

I'll take you one day, too. Want to go?

When are you coming back? - Who knows?

All I know is when we're leaving.

Go on, get the f*** out of here.

Aria, what have you done?

Angela, come clean up this mess!

- She's hitting her, now?

Get out, go back to your father!

So that's what you think?

I won't take you to Disneyland, then!

This ball-breaker of a child!

- You can say that again, honey!

I made myself a zabaione, have you eaten?

Yeah Ist, I have to go.

- Are you going out?

Yeah, Dad is taking us to the Russian

circus, the one with the trained bears.

Really, the Oblomov Circus?

- Yeah.

What are you wearing?

- Um, the jacket with the roses.

The cool Fiorucci one?

Have fun, then.

- Okay.

See you tomorrow at school.

- See you then.

Bye, Ist.

- Bye.

Lucrezia, have you seen my jacket?

I'm wearing it, it's my colour.

No, give it back! Give it!

What have you broken?

Do you have to argue all the time?

Can't you ever just...

Not a broken mirror!

It's seven years bad luck!

- It was her! - It was her, Dad.

No, it was you!

- No circus for you!

Dad, I swear it wasn't me!

- What's wrong?

Sit here, calm down.

Where are the bags?

You have to breathe into the bag.

- No! - Breathe into the bag!

Breathe into the bag!

That's it, breathe.

That's it, breathe like that.

We're going to the circus,

Dad is taking you to the circus.

"Dear Dad, I'm leaving because

no one cares about me."

"She's the one who broke the mirror.

Now do you believe me, Dad?"

"Heart in pieces, she thrusts

the glass into her chest...

And with a gasp whispers...

Farewell, world, life, cruelty."

Aria!

Aria!

Aria, what have you done? Aria!

Aria...

Aria! Aria, answer me!

Aria! Answer me, how many did you take?

Aria! Aria, how many did you take?

Two.

- Two?

Nice music you were listening to yesterday.

Know that they're friends of mine?

The Penelopes?

- Yes.

They have a concert in a few days.

We can take the car and go see them,

that way I can introduce you.

You and I, without the black cat.

- Yes, but without Lucrezia.

Alright, without Lucrezia.

This is yours, sorry if I read it.

Here you go.

Get some rest.

- Goodnight.

If I get the part, it'll be my big chance.

You might say:
"You're famous and everyone

calls you, what more do you want?" This!

I've been waiting my whole life

to do an auteur film.

And this time I'll make it count.

It'll be a film with dialogue. No stunts,

no jumping out the window... - Guido!

Can I have your autograph?

- Sure, do you have a pen?

You don't have one? Come on!

- You want a pen, too? Stop it!

Find a pen and I'll do it.

Get in the car, come on.

Let's go!

Aria! Quick, we have a long way to go.

Guido!

Take it easy, take it easy..

See? I'm the Penelopes.

Axel!

Hey, you okay?

Hey, guys!

No, come here!

- Aria, what the f*** have you done?

I'll open the window.

- Their feathers get everywhere!

Grab it!

Higher!

- Grab it! Try to grab it!

F***, grab it!

Grab it, throw it out!

Are you crazy? You don't let pigeons

in the house, it's bad luck!

I didn't do it on purpose, Dad.

Yeah?

Yeah. Ah, it's you...

Really? You're not kidding, right?

You're not kidding, right?!

F***, yes! Yes!

Yes! Yes! I got the part!

F***, yes!

Do the aeroplane!

You beautiful thing, my little sweet pea!

You bring me good luck, never leave!

Daddy's beautiful girl!

I'm doing the film!

I'm doing the film!

One, two, three...

"What do we care, what do we mind,

if the innkeeper put water in the wine?"

Lucrezia, where are you?

- Daddy, I'm ill.

You found the chocolate and ate

it all even after I hid it!

I found it, you weren't here.

You're 15 years old, you should

start taking care of yourself.

Want to get fat, it's your business.

- You abandoned me!

The black cat's on my bed, f***!

Never let the black cat on my bed!

Now I want silence!

I have to study, I have to concentrate!

F***, you came out so badly.

- What? - Are you wearing a tie?

You look ridiculous.

Your ass looks fat, too.

B*tch! You have a big ass, fatty!

- B*tch! Daddy!

Fat b*tch!

- F***!

I have to study!

You're going back to your mother!

Pack your bags, right away!

Is Mum still mad at me?

- Things have changed, come on.

Dodo is kaput.

This is Ricky, the sound technician

on my new concert.

Mum, can I listen too?

- Yes, darling.

Who was that?

- This cool punk guy.

He gave me this cool shirt.

We played punk songs on the bass,

had so much fun.

Good morning.

What is it?

- Look, it's sad Enzo.

A letter! I have to read it.

- No, Ist!

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- Have a nice day. - Goodbye.

If it wasn't for you, we'd have

that letter already, Ist!

Let's play hooky, I have to know.

You must be crazy, where can we hide?

Father, I want to confess.

What sins have you committed?

I gave my mum back-chat.

I didn't do my homework.

- What else?

And I said some curse words.

Come here.

We don't say curse words, eh?

Who did you curse at, your dad?

Your mum?

Remember:
"Honour thy father and mother".

Have your done unclean acts?

No, I washed myself.

- Where? - All over.

How?

- With water.

Don't commit unclean acts.

Jesus is watching you.

Jesus is watching you, got it?

Seven hail marys for your sins, go on!

Here I am. - You've done

something terrible. - What?

You're not baptised so you can't confess,

you made fun of Baby Jesus...

What are you saying? Baby Jesus...

It's 11:
00, you know.

Come on, take one.

No, I quit.

- How come?

The doctor said I have black lungs,

that I'm going down a bad path.

Got you! So that's who it was,

wretched kids!

You're the reason I've been losing mail.

Thieves! Hooligans! In here!

I'm going to call your parents.

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