Incredible Love

You're still alive?

Darn!

- Will have to do this again.

And cut!

Let's move on to the close-up.

Hey!

I hope you don't have

to do it again, man.

You can do this all day. Come on.

- I can't.

I just tried.

All right. See you later.

Man, what a shot!

You jumped, and it looked

like it was Brandon there.

Anything for Hollywood, man.

Another great shot as usual.

It's a pleasure always doing

stunts for you Mr. Brandon.

Don't forget about the

poker game tomorrow.

I'll be there. I'll be there.

I think you have a visitor.

Not for me. Must be for you.

You're the cool dude.

No, you're the player.

Viraj.

Excuse me.

Hi, beautiful.

You left me in the tub.

Baby that was three days ago.

But I waited.

I'm really sorry.

I will make it up tonight.

I promise.

Oh...

Viraj!

How is he going to

get out of this one?

Brother, lots of practice.

"I am a bad boy. "

Brother, whose house

should I take you to?

E t me think

Phone.

We're not deaf, moron.

Thank you. Hello.

What?

Scoundrel!

- What the hell!

Do you Lucky Doshi

take Kamini Sandhu...

...as your lawfully wedded wife?

I do. - Do you Kamini Sandhu

take Lucky Doshi...

...to be your lawfully

wedded husband?

I do.

I now pronounce you man and wife.

You may now kiss the bride.

My wabbit.

My pumpkin.

My tweeny.

- My love.

Stop!

Brother?

Brother.

Why?

Because I love her.

Do you know what love is?

Brother.

- What?

Love will clip your wings.

You won't be able to fly.

It will make your life hell.

Kamini is not like that, brother.

She's a girl, isn't she?

- Yes.

That's it. She is like that.

"Don't want to love. "

You forgot me because of her?

You didn't even think about me?

"Don't need to love. "

- Brother...

...you don't think before you love.

You just fall in love.

Here we go again.

But I never forgot that you

are my guru. My everything.

But you can't be my wife.

What?

- Brother, love.

I can't have children with you.

Why do you need to get married?

Why these

complications in this simple life?

Lucky you know our job is such...

...that if we get married,

they will do the stunts...

...with our hearts and our minds.

What is it?

Hey.

Are you happy with her?

- Yes.

All right.

You've made a mistake.

I hope you don't regret it.

Fathe r, you can say

whate ve r you want to.

You may now kiss the bride.

Brother...

- Not me. Kiss her.

Stop!

Bebo?

"Bebo... Bebo... "

Bebo?

"Bebo... Bebo... "

Bebo? - Brother, who is Bebo?

- How would I know?

"Bebo... Bebo... "

Are you out of your mind?

Why? - You've destroyed

your life by getting married.

What will happen to you now?

What will happen to your career?

What career?

I'm just a lingerie model.

That's also a career.

That's it. You are married.

Now forget about modelling.

Within days you'll get pregnant.

And then kids.

Really?

Lucky!

If you are so fond of

marriage and kids, then do it.

But why him?

What?

- What?

I mean, if you can get originals...

...then why are you getting

married to this duplicate?

When you can have any man,

why marry this cheap imitation?

What?

- A body double?

Time out! Excuse me!

Why should I?

Miss... Why am I giving

you so much respect?

You! Are you here to

break up their marriage?

Or to insult us stuntmen?

Why should I insult those who

are an insult in themselves?

What do you know about stuntmen?

Who wants to know about you?

Second-hand people

with second-hand lives.

Second-hand?

We do everything in real,

not those heroes.

We have the guts. We're fearless,

we are honest.

We have integrity.

You've learnt a couple of

English words living in Hollywood.

You uneducated, filthy lout!

Shut up you stuck up,

uptight little witch.

I know how to shut up

girls like you.

Oh, yes?

- Want to bet?

Really? Fine.

How?

Let me see what you can do.

Beat me? Hit me?

That's what you guys know?

You can't shut me up.

Today, I will speak

what I think about you.

About your friend.

And about this thing.

And about your community!

You can't shut me up!

We are the ones who got married.

Why are they kissing?

Ove your strawbe rry lipstick, baby.

You...

Don't.

Dog!

Witch.

"Wretched love. "

"Wretched love. "

"Don't want to love.

Don't need to love. "

Brother, what are

you doing? Just relax.

Brother, you've not

learnt anything from me.

I've told you

several times that women...

...are good for only two things.

There's nothing called love.

All men are

interested in only one thing.

What?

Please, Sim. Come to your senses.

You've been mistaken.

Uckkyhas marrie d me,

but hasn't e ve n touche d me.

Because he knew I didn't

want all that before marriage.

When he couldn't do

anything else, as a last resort...

...he got married to you.

So you've not done anything yet?

Brother...

- You're still a zero. - Brother...

Score zero-zero?

- Brother...

What's wrong with you?

Brother, it will happen.

It will happen.

Take this. Protein shake.

I've added Viagra in it.

Viagra?

- Yes.

Brother...

Oh, yes. I forgot. You're in love.

It's all about sex.

And I can prove it.

How?

Don't let him touch

you for three months.

But Sim, we've got married...

e t's se e how long

your marriage lasts.

Just test his love.

Sim, you'll see. Lucky's

love will top every test.

Brother, you know

nothing about love.

Once you fall in love...

... it gets you into trouble.

This darned love is like that.

Didn't understand?

E t me e xplain.

Hey!

"Kambakkht... Kambakkht. "

"Kambakkht Ishq is like that... "

"Kambakkht Ishq is like that... "

"Once in love, you are doomed. "

"Once in love, you are doomed. "

"Kambakkht Ishq is like that... "

"Kambakkht Ishq is like that... "

"Once in love, you are doomed. "

"Once in love, you are doomed. "

"You are doomed. "

"You are doomed. "

"You are doomed. "

"Wretched. "

"She intoxicates you with her eyes. "

"She invites you with her dark hair. "

"Then she takes you in

her graceful arms... "

"... and leads you to the gallows. "

"Wretched. "

"First he come s to you... "

"... as if begging you to love him. "

"And if by mistake

you lose your heart... "

"... he treats it like a football. "

"You must be foolish... "

"... to fall in love. "

"Kambakkht Ishq is like that... "

"Kambakkht Ishq is like that... "

"Once in love, you are doomed. "

"Once in love, you are doomed. "

"You are doomed. "

"You are doomed. "

"He says he'll worship you. "

"He'll love you forever. "

"The first girl he sees... "

"... he changes his mind. "

"Kambakkht... Kambakkht. "

"Kambakkht... Kambakkht. "

"She tells you to

bring her the stars. "

"And then she will marry you. "

"Do I own the universe?"

"Have I rented a rocket?"

"The one who takes

the wedding vows... "

"... is bound to be ruined. "

"Kambakkht Ishq is like that... "

"Kambakkht Ishq is like that... "

"Once in love, you are doomed. "

"Once in love, you are doomed. "

"Once in love, you are doomed. "

"Once in love, you are doomed. "

"Once in love, you are doomed. "

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