Incredible Love Page #2

"You are doomed. "

"You are doomed. "

"You are doomed. "

"You are doomed. "

"You are doomed.

- Kambakkht Ishq... "

Oh my God...

- Come on.

No...

- Come on!

Someone hit brother with a bottle.

- Where?

Over there.

Brother!

Who hit me?

Who hit you, brother?

- I don't know.

I'll beat up everybody.

Tiger! Tiger!

Brother? Brother, sorry.

Brother, no.

Stop. Stop!

- Why are you hitting me?

Hey Stop!

Hey Lucky!

You!

Baby, are you okay?

Baby, what's wrong with you?

- Brother!

Don't support the women!

- Tiger, let me go!

My wife is crying. Let go!

Oh, baby! I'm so sorry.

Baby, I can't... I am so sorry.

I'd like to thank the groom.

And his friends.

Sorry.

They've done what I couldn't.

They've shown Kamini that if

you get married to a stuntman...

...you'll get to see all

kinds of stunts everyday.

Congratulations, guys.

Who threw the cake on

brother's face?

Shut up! Shut up!

O ok, have I e ve r

askked you for the che que?

It doesn't matter if it's

late once in a while, dear.

Okay, bye. I'll call you later.

Who were you talking to,

sister Nim?

No, Sim. Nothing important.

It was Chunky.

You're absolutely right.

He's nothing important.

Bebo... - How often have

I told you not to call me that?

Anyway, why did he call?

I said it was nothing important.

When you were going

through a divorce...

...and you used to come

here and cry all night...

...you used to say the same thing,

nothing important.

God, Sim. Focus on

positive things sometimes.

Nim, what's positive in all this?

You are unhappy. Mom was unhappy.

If there are men involved, then we

have nothing positive left in life.

What should I focus on?

Focus on yourself. And on your life.

Hello, girls.

Hello, Aunt Dolly.

You sisters don't

like me at all, do you?

What are you saying?

There! Same thing again.

W he n you call me aunt, it

fe e Is likke you're abusing me.

Just my name sounds great.

I am alone, and so is my name.

You shouldn't say such things.

You're not alone. The

two of us are with you.

We're the three musketeers.

Always together. Dolly, Sim and Nim.

Go away!

That's the problem.

I don't want to be Raavan,

Kumbhkaran and Vibhishan.

Nim, Sim and Dim.

Sim, you're not normal.

At your age, you should

have had a four-year-old kid.

If you want, I can

get pregnant tomorrow.

Oh! Sex is easy.

But who will get you married?

Your aunt?

That's the point.

My aunt didn't marry,

so why should I?

Your aunt didn't marry

because of you.

I was getting good proposals

and they're still pouring in.

Kapoor has proposed me twice.

And he got divorced twice as well.

Wretch! If you don't want

to get married, then don't.

But why are you casting an

evil eye on my marriage?

I'm still hopeful.

Well, forget it.

Look what gift I've brought for you.

Oh, no!

Look what I've brought for you.

'Whenever Aunt Dolly

brings something... '

'... she brings me some new trouble. '

Look what I've brought for you.

- 'Oh, God! '

'Aunt Dolly's gift is

equal to terrible problem. '

Look what I've brought for you.

It's a drape for the wedding gift.

It will prove very lucky for you.

You'll get a proposal in a jiffy.

Proposal? The same thing again?

I said I don't want to get married.

All right, so don't. It's Goddess'

gift. You shouldn't refuse it.

If not a wedding proposal,

it will prove lucky...

...in your desire to be a surgeon.

My name should be

in the next roster.

They say that I just need to

assist in one more surgery.

Then I'll be a surgeon. Thank you.

For surge ry?

- A re you crazy?

America, land of opportunities.

How much for a hotdog?

- Two dollars.

One, please.

- All right.

Yes.

- Thank you.

What?

- Needle!

This should be in the

haystack not in the hotdog.

First you bill me,

the n you want to kkill me?

You want to be Keswani killer.

- No. No.

Take it easy, buddy.

Nobody's trying to kill you. No. No.

What no?

You know, you put a needle in

the hotdog. I'll sue you. - No...

You'll be sued. I will sue you.

There's no bigger

litigator in all of America.

This has never happened before.

I have never died before.

Death and sh*t wait for no one...

...they come anywhere, anytime.

Sir...

- Needle in the hotdog! - No. No.

He wants to kill me.

- It's all right. - What?

Why?

- I'll give you the hotdog for free.

Fre e hotdog? You're jokking with me?

[-=DDR=-]

Free hotdog for one

life. - Okay. [-=DDR=-]

I want lifetime supply of

hotdog. - Okay. Okay. [-=DDR=-]

W hate ve r you want. Just

don't sue me okkay. - You promise?

I promise. - Hold this. -

just don't sue me, okay?

Stand here.

- What? - Stand here now.

Come on, smile. Smile.

Say needle.

Hey jack. Italy?

Well, no thanks. I'm not

taking up any more assignments.

I just did that to

pay up for med school.

But thanks anyway. Bye.

Aunt Dolly!

Hello, Keswani here.

Jhoothlani there?

Hello jhoothlani. Coincidentally

I met with an accident.

God is great.

What yes? Do I pay you to

agree with me all the time?

You've been my

lawyer for so many years.

You still haven't understood me?

Keswani has got a case for you. Yes...

This is really a

land of opportunities.

God bless America.

Do you know Sarah made it

to the list?

Hi.

- Hi.

Have you seen Dr. Ali anywhere?

- No.

Speak of the devil.

- And the devil appears.

Congratulations Ali.

You made it to the list. - Yes.

Your first surgery.

Thank you.

And I'm sure your name will

also be there in the next list.

And then you too

will be surgeon. Right?

Step on it! Buck up!

Buck up! Hurry up!

What's this? You're trying

to get more fees by delaying.

I understand all this exploitation.

There are so many needles in my body.

Are you going to make

a tattoo on me?

When will you operate on me?

In a few minutes we'll

give you local an aesthesia.

And then we'll shift you

to the operation theatre.

Local? Why local? Why not imported?

Such discrimination? I

understand everything.

There's one more thing. Don't mind.

You're going to

operate on my stomach...

...then why don't you

remove my appendix as well?

It's right next to it.

If something goes wrong,

we'll adjust among ourselves.

You scratch my backside,

I'll scratch yours.

Do you get me? Mr...

It's not mister. It's Dr. Ali.

Doctor? Don't mind. You look

more of a nurse than a doctor.

Excuse me! - As it is, I don't

get along well with doctors.

You know what I mean?

When I was born, I didn't cry,

but the doctor did.

Ask me why?

- Why?

The doctor held me upside down and

slapped me twice on my backside.

Dad scolded him for

hitting his child and sued him.

Analyse this.

The one who doesn't pee on

being born but sues the doctor...

...will become a big litigator.

Where are you going? Hello!

Nurse! Oh my God.

Miss!

Your clothes.

My towel?

- To hell with you!

Take it.

Uckkyy, you've come afte r a we e k

Want some breakfast?

What happened to her?

Whom?

The girl who just left.

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