Incredible Love Page #3

What did she do?

Yes brother, at last night's party...

...I thought the girl

was sweet and innocent.

Innocent? Did you say innocent?

Are you crazy?

You should hear her talk.

She's so abusive.

Her sentence starts

with the 'F' word.

There's the 'F' word

in every sentence.

Brother...

- Not that word.

F for future.

She talks of the future

all the time.

Our future. Your future.

We'll do this in future.

We'll do that in future, darling.

I am fed up. And to

whom am I telling this?

The one who has

destroyed his future by marrying.

Tell me, how is sister-in-law?

That Kamini.

"I am a bad boy. "

I haven't touched her

since marriage.

So will your wife allow you to

touch her at an auspicious time?

No, brother.

I think sister-in-law is

suffering from touch disease.

Not touch, she has been possessed.

Simrita has possessed her.

Simrita has told her that if

I love her, I will not touch her.

And according to Simrita,

I don't love her.

So I will touch her.

So, my lovely, hot,

dumb wife has decided...

...that we have to prove

Simrita wrong.

I am losing out.

What do I do? She is so hot!

She tempts me all the time.

And then she disappoints me.

Brother, poor Lucky.

Brother, I'm driving.

That frigid babe.

There's no action in her life...

...and she doesn't allow

others to get into action.

Brother, how do you know

there's not action in her life?

I know such girls very well.

They look hot, but

are cold from inside.

But my wife is a sizzler.

She's so hot!

I can't see anything

else but her. What can I do?

Be a man.

- What do you mean?

She is playing games with you.

So give her something to play with.

Give here a toy.

Give her a toy.

- Toy? - Yes.

Make her pregnant. Give her a child.

She'll play with it all her life.

Brother, you're joking, right?

She doesn't allow me

to get close to her...

...and you're saying I

should make her pregnant?

This is my life, not a

mythological episode...

...in which I can look at a

girl and make her pregnant.

Don't worry. Pray to God.

He'll give it to you in a jiffy.

This is his.

What's this?

- God gave it to me.

Oh, my God!

Move it! Move it!

Come on. Bring him.

What happened to him?

It's a case of milk-o-magnesia.

Because of an accident he

has lost his memory. - What?

Don't you know what

amnesia is? Are you illiterate?

Memory? Where am I?

Don't you watch movies?

Who am I, sister?

Sister?

- Aren't you shocked?

Now he will go up.

- No!

He'll not go to heaven.

He'll go upstairs, to his room.

The more you love him, the

closer he'll get to you.

O ok, as so on as he saw you,

he smile d at you.

Come on...

- Go on. Go on.

Give him love therapy. Go on.

- My baby.

Give him love therapy. Go closer.

- My wabbit.

My pumpkin.

My tweeny.

My sister.

No!

Are you crazy? Why are you shouting?

Lower you voice. No! No!

He has lost his memory.

He has not gone deaf.

No. No.

- Sorry.

Okay. Do this. Pick

him up and take him.

Gently!

Remove his clothes.

Remove his pyjamas...

...and find your husband.

He'll be there somewhere.

Come on. Let's go.

Doctor?

- Doctor.

Yes. Little. Dolittle.

Dr. Dolittle.

Which hospital?

Hospital... Hospital Universal.

And why are you here?

Yes, Lucky. He lost

his memory. Amnesia.

To solve his problem.

What have you

prescribed to him, doctor?

One Paramount injection

with Miramax mixed together...

...and amne sia is solve d.

Then you must have got your medical

degree from Columbia Tristar.

"Bebo... "

Brother, shall we remove the wigs?

Wouldn't stuntmen become

heroes if they knew acting?

All fake.

All men are the same.

Cheats, liars, zero

moral fibre, low IQ...

You want to see how

low a stuntman can get?

Kamini, I've not come

here to get insulted.

Then are you here to insult people?

"Wretched love. "

Sim! Sim, please.

- "Wretched love. "

Baby. Baby!

Brother...

Forge t whate ve r happe ne d.

Because believe it or not,

we're going to Italiano.

You must have heard the saying.

- Which?

When in Rome, do the Romans.

Just imagine. You and me in Milano.

Brother, me too.

- Yes, you too.

The ramps there, and tall

eight-foot girls doing the catwalk.

Their legs reach up to here.

Supermodels.

With their soft sleek hands,

they will feed us pasta.

Brother, pasta with mozzarella?

- Absolutely, with mozzarella.

Let's go then.

- Yes, come on. - Lucky!

Brother, you can go.

- No. Come with me.

No, brother. You can go.

- Come on.

Come on. Cancel his tickets.

- Okay.

Sim, isn't it an irony?

Do the surgery, and then

collect money for the surgery.

Money?

- Yes, don't you know?

$5000 for the registration?

You have to give it be fore the

first surge ry. I've re ce ive d a me mo.

Ali.

- Yes.

I just remembered. I have to

make an important phone call.

We'll catch up later. Okay?

- All right.

Hey jack. That Italian job?

Is that still on?

Great! I'll be there.

Thanks.

Hi jack!

Oh my God.

Hi Tiger.

- Jack, hi.

Sit, brother.

What the heck!

- Sorry, man.

You?

- Yes, me.

What are you doing

in business class?

Show me your boarding card.

"Don't need to love. "

Bank balance, credit card,

property papers, grocery bills...

...would you like to check all these?

They're all up there.

"Don't want to love. "

Excuse me.

- Miss, please, take your seat.

We're about to take off.

Come on, sit. You'll

fall down. H urry. Come on.

What happened, ma'am?

Didn't you take a bath?

Excuse me.

- Yes.

Can I ple ase change my se at?

Certainly, miss. Let

me check it for you.

Seat 2B is free.

Hi. Can you just tell me

where can I go and sit?

I don't want to sit here any longer.

Of course, sir.

You take that seat there.

That one?

- Yes. - Thank you.

Can I he Ip you, sir?

Please, can you get

rid of her? Please.

Excuse me, ma'am.

You appear to be

disturbing your co-passenger.

Sorry.

You?

Why are you following me?

If I were following you, I'd

have had to take the window seat...

...by climbing over you like this.

Had I come like this,

you would have felt it.

Good or bad, you would

have surely felt something.

Be quiet and don't disturb anybody.

Sorry about her.

Dog.

- Witch.

"Wretched love. "

"Wretched love. "

Cut!

Put that in the can!

W hat will it takke

for you to ge t down?

Belisimo! Great reaction.

You like it?

- Yes. Sure.

Why don't you call

the female model now?

Okay, I'll call. Come on. Nice.

Brother!

Money.

- I know what you're talking about.

Excuse me.

What?

- This is the model?

You?

What are you doing here?

So darling,

like I told you earlier...

...you'd be sitting behind

him and move yourself forward.

And get close to him. Okay?

As I call 'Action', feel the love.

Fe e I the love.

"Don't want to love. "

"Don't need to love. "

Ma'am, have you come to

Italy to die? - What?

No, I mean, I have no objections.

It's just that the

bike is not insured.

What?

Hold on tight, if you

don't want to fall off.

And like the director

has said, feel the love.

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