Inspector Gadget Page #3

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Whirring, Beeping]

[John]

Gosh, she's incredible.

- Oh, it's a he.

- Excuse me?

You'll see. Okay, now, it has

voice activation, ejection seats,

a power-assisted metamorphic camouflage

system, a cardio-homing device.

- Then there's a periscope, a candy...

- Dr Bradford,

there's something

I just have to ask you.

- Oh, just say, "Go, go, Gadgetmobile."

- Yes, but will you...

- "Go, go, Gadgetmobile"?

- Good morning, Riverton!

Hey! Who's in the car?

I work alone.

Hey, before we hit the road,

I gotta tell you somethin'. Duck!

- [Gasps]

- I don't think the car likes me.

Who you callin' "car"?

I'm a crime-fighting machine.

Watch this. Left turn!

- Haven't you fallen out yet?

- No, sir, I haven't!

- Who are you, rookie?

- I'm Officer John Brown,

and you're exceeding

the speed limit.

Speed limits are for cars,

not the Gadgetmobile.

- Are you talking to me?

- Speakin' of the law,

who's not wearing a seat belt?

- Gotta wear the belt, baby!

- Hey!

It's a Disney movie. Now, I'm gonna

fight me some crime. Whoo!

[Gadgetmobile]

More left turns!

Could you slow down, please?

L... I get carsick.

You know what makes me

peoplesick? A rookie thinkin'

he's good enough for Dr B.

Not that it's your business,

but what makes you think I was

putting moves on Dr Bradford?

Hey, I've got heat sensors.

I know what you were thinkin'

when Dr B. Gave you that smile.

Now, look here. Come clean with me, or

I'm gonna bounce you right outta here.

I can assure you my only interest

in Dr Bradford is professional.

[Gadgetmobile Laughing]

"Professional," huh?

Well, good. Keep it that way,

and that's an order.

- You got it?

- Uh, I'm the inspector, you're the car.

I'll tell you what you are.

You're the... [Blubbering]

Don't make me go

"De La Hoya" on you!

Isn't there an "off" button

or something? A "mute"?

- Oh!

- Sorry, sir!

Don't push my buttons without readin'

the manual! Ooh, watch out there, now.

- Whoa!

- [Gadgetmobile Laughs]

- Hmm?

- Aw, man. I got a june bug

in my grille. [Spits]

[John] Shouldn't we be working

together, helping people?

- Why didn't you say so?

- [Tyres Screech]

- [Gasps]

- Yo, Clouseau... 9:00.

- Left, you idiot!

- Over the lock!

- Shut up and let me do it.

- Very observant, Gadgetmobile.

- Time to do some good.

- [Thieves Continue Arguing]

- Lost your keys, fellas?

- Uh, keys... Yeah, keys.

- Allow me to help.

- Say "bye-bye" to the rookie.

Here.

This ought to do it.

- Oh. Thanks.

- Yo! Check out the bowling shirt!

Huh. I'm a bowler myself.

You work at the prison?

- Uh, yeah. Work at the prison.

- [Gadgetmobile Whispering]

Psst! Gadget!

I'll be getting into the law

enforcement bowling league too.

- There you are. Drive carefully.

- We'll see you.

That's it. I can't take it any more.

Step away from the Viper!

- Hey, what's the big idea?

- Open your eyes! We got

a couple of jailbreakers!

Well, then, we should inform

the prison guar... Wait a minute!

Let's split up. I'll go after 'em,

and you say "ten-four."

- Ten-four!

- [Siren Blaring]

Go, go, Gadget... coils!

Skates!

I meant skates!

- [Gadgetmobile]

Come here, Carl Lewis.

- Uh, halt! Forward!

Oh, for cryin' out loud.

Go, go, forward, please!

Oh, for Pete's sake!

Halt!

- [Grunts]

- Hello. Sit back and enjoy the bars.

You'll be lookin' at 'em

for the next 20 years. [Laughs]

- [Panting]

- Oh! Ooh!

Uh-oh. Oh, gosh!

Ooh!

Go, go, Gadget...

[Muffled] grappling hook!

Whoa!

[Crowd Cheering]

Wowser!

[Man On TV] The Riverton Police

Department has a new cop on the beat.

- Here's Tira with the story.

- In an incredible display of courage,

Riverton's first cyber-crime-fighter

heroically apprehended...

two escaped convicts

this afternoon in the downtown area.

The soon-to-be inspector will be

inducted into the Riverton

Police Department...

at a gala event tomorrow night...

Why, it's that annoying little

security guard from the institute.

... Riverton's much admired

budget surplus to fund...

So he's the lucky duck they plucked for

the Gadget programme. Ha! Irony abounds.

[Sikes]

That's my cruller! Gimme that!

- [Crashing, Cat Meowing]

- [Chuckles]

- Sikes!

- Yes, boss?

Get my tuxedo ready. Tomorrow

promises to be quite an evening.

So, anyone special

going tonight?

Well, the mayor,

the governor.

Any doctors?

- Doctors?

- You know, female doctors...

very attractive

female doctors.

Wowser.

- [Crowd Screams]

- [Tuba Blares]

- Is it that obvious?

- [Sighs] Come on, Uncle John.

You just need to...

Ioosen up, be cool.

- You been talking to my car?

- What?

- Huh. You'll see.

- [Chuckles]

- [Penny] Fire!

- Wrong finger.

- Careful.

- [Sneezes]

[Crowd Laughing, Chattering]

Excuse me. Inspector,

may I have this dance?

Oh. Why, sure.

Yeah. You betcha.

Uh, here.

Let's see if I still

know how to do this.

[Laughing]

[Crowd Gasps]

Not bad, John Brown.

May I cut in?

Hello. Sanford Scolex.

We were at Harvard together.

- We were?

- Oh, you don't recognize me.

That's because I've changed.

I was obese.

[Chuckles]

Maybe you remember me better like this.

- [Brenda Gasps] Yes!

- [Laughs]

Wow!

Well, it's nice

to see you again.

- Here you go.

- You look...

different.

- [Chuckles]

- [Coughs]

Well, I'll go get us

some champagne.

Oh, great idea! Three flutes

of bubbly, please, Mr Gizmo.

[Chuckles]

We'll be right here.

You know, Brenda,

I'm not at all surprised

you've become such a renowned scientist.

You were always the most

brilliant one in school.

- [Brenda Chuckles]

No, I was a hard worker.

- Oh, I remember.

I used to watch the way

you wrinkled your little nose,

concentrating on calculations.

- You did?

- Mmm. You took my breath away.

- I... did.

- Brenda, dance with me.

- You remind me of a thing

Godzilla once said.

- [Whooping]

Tell me, what will you do now that

the Gadget programme is completed?

- Ooh. Oh.

- Huh?

[Crowd Gasps]

You're done with the Gadget thing.

Come and join me at Scolex Industries.

- [Crowd Marvelling]

- [Woman] We'll be right here.

Ahem.

I could only carry

two glasses.

Oh.

A bientot, ma cherie.

[Slurps]

Ahh!

John, h-he just

offered me a job.

He said that I would have

unlimited funding,

my own lab...

and complete control

of all my research.

But what about

your other research?

The Gadget programme... are you sure

you've worked out all the bugs?

Well, um...

Oh, how touching.

The creator and the creation.

[Laughs]

Excuse me, Inspector,

but the press would like to take some

photos of us with our boys in blue.

Let's go. [Singsong]

Photo op. Okay. Come on.

- [Quimby] Get ready, boys.

Here's the dynamic duo.

- The camera is your friend.

- Watch the birdie!

- Get a big smile!

Chief, if you don't mind

my asking,

when do I get started

on my big case?

[Chuckling]

Oh, soon enough, Gadget.

I have a few assignments for

you to cut your teeth on first.

- Big grin. That's it.

- Inspector! Over here, please!

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