Inspector Gadget Page #5
- Shut up!
- Oh. [Whimpering]
I'll tell you why.
To make technowarriors that
never get tired, never get hungry...
and never say "no."
Every army in the world
will be made up of my creations.
Imagine the confusion,
Gadget, huh?
Imagine the perks.
Comprende?
Yeah, I comprende.
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
I comprendo.
Yo comprendo.
Conjugate the verb,
for pity's sake.
Pull the N.S.A. Chip
before he butchers another language.
You're kidding, right?
Okay. You see? He's always kidding.
- I never know.
- This time no.
I want to make sure nobody else
can develop their own android.
Do it, or you'll
be building yourself a new head.
- Oh.
- [Chuckles, Grunts]
"New head."
Okay, I am not here
right now.
I am on the beach with dolphins,
and, oh, hi, look at this starfish.
I don't feel so good.
I'm sorry, Gadget. Good help
is so hard to find these days.
Would you mind
if I do the honours?
Well, here goes.
Arrivederci. Ciao, ciao.
Goodbye, Mr Chip.
Dump this idiot in thejunkyard.
Yes, boss.
[Cackling]
Oh, no, not that idiot. This one.
[Grunts]
Oh, I wish you'd be more specific.
There's an awful lot
- [Computer Keys Clicking]
- Attention, Robogadget.
Destroy the city
and have some fun.
Okay, boss.
You with the beard, come here.
- Hello? John? Anybody home?
- [Tyres Squealing]
You sit back and enjoy
the ride, Penny. I'm driving. Ha-ha.
Remember, kids. I'm a professional car,
so don't try this at home.
- Penny, where's your uncle?
- I thought he was with you.
[Sighs]
This is bad.
Come on, Penny. We gotta find him.
There's something rotten in Riverton.
Where you going, Gadget?
The chief is very upset with you.
Hey! Get your hands off me!
- [Screaming] Officer down!
- Strike!
Next time you pay for a Gadget,
don't forget the extended warranty.
- [Knocking]
- What?
Let's talk, Chief.
[Clicks]
Sure. What do you... What do you want
to talk about? Politics?
The Florida Marlins?
L-I know you're upset
about yesterday.
That was the job talking.
The truth is...
I want you... I want you
on the Bradford case.
In fact, l-I want you
to lead the Bradford case. I think...
[Together]
Freeze! Hold it right there!
- Shoot him!
- [Yelling]
Adios, boys!
Whee!
# Wild thing #
# You make my heart sing #
# You make everything #
# Come on, wild thing ##
- [Growling]
- [Screaming]
[Growling, Laughing]
Ladies, I don't like
the looks of this.
What would UncleJohn
be doing here?
I mean... Are you sure we picked up
the right signal?
Of course I have
the right signal.
You know I have Lo-Jack
on my father's side.
- [Growling Continues]
- [Screaming Continues]
[Screaming In Japanese]
[Gadgetmobile]
Uh-oh, I don't like this.
- See, I know what dogs do
when they're nervous.
- Stop!
- Uncle John!
- [Brenda] Penny!
Uncle John!
[Grunting]
- Penny!
- Uncle John!
[Grunting]
No! Uncle John!
Wake up!
Please, don't tell me.
No.
The N.S.A. Chip is gone.
He doesn't need the chip.
He's got the heart.
He can do it all by himself.
[Whimpering]
Hmm?
## ["Inspector Gadget"
Theme Plays]
Can't be.
- John?
- Uncle John?
- Can you hear us?
- He's alive.
Brenda.
- Penny?
- You're alive.
L- It's a miracle.
He doesn't need the chip.
It's my uncle John,
that's what it is.
- [Grunts]
- Whoa.
- Whoo.
- [Barks]
- [Giggles]
Way to go, rookie.
We'll make a cop out of you yet.
Buckle up, kids, and stick
some newspaper under that beagle.
This engine's only got two speeds:
"Fast" and "Whoo, what was that?"
- Where's Scolex?
- I'll find him. You drive.
Let's see what you can do,
Gadgetmobile, 'cause I feel
the need... the need for speed.
[Penny Giggling,
Screaming]
Now, if I'm home late, it just means
it took a little extra time...
to overthrow Scolex's
evil empire, okay?
- [Penny] Okay!
- [Gadgetmobile] Later, Penny.
[Brenda]
Left turn!
Right turn!
[Screams]
Where'd they go?
Heads up, baby!
Evil dude's limo at 12:00.
- Left turn!
- Got it! Okay, take the wheel.
- Right!
- When I give you the signal,
slow down.
Okay! [Panting]
Okay. Whoo!
- Now!
- [Grunting]
[Groaning]
Gotcha!
- Nice aim, Doc!
- Thank you.
You're under arrest for the murder
of Artemus Bradford, Scolex.
- God, you're irritating.
- And you...
you're under arrest
for impersonating a police officer.
- [Chuckling]
- Oh, what a tangled web we weave...
Get rid of him.
[Cackling]
You just ran a stop sign.
Whoa!
Hot, hot, hot, hot.
Hot foot. Hot, hot, hot.
Oh, whoo!
Go, go, Gadget... skis.
Go, go, Gadget... snow.
Go, go, Gadget... water.
Go, go, Gadget...
Mommy!
- Hmm?
- Whoa!
[Gasping]
[Laughing]
[Gadgetmobile]
Hey, stretch, pull over.
[Cackling]
[Gasps]
Hey, you don't bump the Gadgetmobile.
The Gadgetmobile bumps you.
I'll go get him, boss.
Sit tight.
[Grunting]
[Brenda And Gadgetmobile]
Watch out behind you!
[Robogadget]
We're gonna have some fun.
[Gadgetmobile]
I'm gonna make you into a compact.
Whoo!
Time for a bat turn.
- Don't lose that limo!
- On the case, Doc!
## [Western]
[Robogadget]
You know how to dance, don't you?
Actually, I was taking lessons
not long ago, in the hope...
- Shut up and dance!
- that one day l...
- Uh-oh.
- [Cackling]
[Bullets Clanging]
[Chattering]
Go, go, Gadget... air bag.
- Oh, Sikes, you lost her.
- I'm gonna try to find her, boss.
It's not good, sir.
[Gadgetmobile]
Let's use the element of surprise.
Oh, surprise.
Brenda, what
a pleasant surprise.
- Brenda, Brenda.
- You!
Stop, Claw!
Brenda, Brenda, Brenda. You know,
I love it when you call me "Claw."
- So what's new?
- Hello... You killed my father!
[Grunting]
[Whirring]
- Time.
- [Whirring Continues]
- Gadget here.
- It's about Brenda, partner.
- Yeah?
- Scolex is taking her to the roof.
I'd save her, but I can't
fit in the elevator.
I'm on my way. You know what they
say about nice guys finishing last?
- Huh?
- Well, they were wrong.
Go, go, Gadget...
oil slick.
Toothpaste?
Whaa!
What happened to you?
Let me put it this way.
I got the Skittles kicked out of me.
I'll be right back.
- Oh. Penny, why are you here?
- Evidence!
[Growling]
Hey, Gadget.
It's a clip-on.
[Robogadget Laughing]
Okay, Brain. No, no, no, Brain,
you go that way. I'll go this way.
[Groaning]
I gotta destroy the evidence.
Why couldn't it be a finger?
I could be working
at my dad's store right now...
selling nails, hammers
and power drills.
Yes!
Power drills rock!
Get in there!
[Groaning]
- [Metal Clanging]
- [Grunting]
- Well, who are you?
- Whoa, there, big boy.
- Um, hi, there.
- Hello.
Why's that foot
in the toilet?
I was, uh, cleaning it.
So what's your name?
Uh, I'm Sikes.
You know, Sikes, you look more like
the kind of guy who should be, um...
uh...
helping someone pick out
good weather stripping.
My old man had
a hardware store.
- [Phone Ringing]
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