Inspector Gadget Page #6

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- [Robogadget] Telephone!

It's mine.

- Hello?

- [Girls] Hi, Mr Gadget.

- Nicole and Kim, how'd you get

the number of my hand?

- From Penny. Is she there?

Penny isn't here right now,

but you can call her at home, okay?

- She's not home,

but we'll try her again.

- Okay, bye.

- Bye.

- What do they mean, she's not at home?

[Screaming]

Whee, whee!

Oh! Oh, no!

Oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh!

[Cackling]

I don't get it, Claw.

What's your plan now?

Since my dreams for

a global robotic empire...

- [Brain Growling]

- [Screaming]

Mongrel! My pants!

Oh, God!

Mongrel.

Next thing you know...

Next thing you know,

you're a minion.

[Sobbing]

You're a minion.

I'm a minion.

Ooh! Oh!

Ow, ow!

Uncle.

- Hey, hey, don't touch that.

- [Crowd Gasping]

Hey. Hey,

what'd you do that for?

We shouldn't be fighting.

We've got a lot in common,

except I've got nicer teeth.

I'd hoped that we could've

worked together, been partners.

Together, you and I could've...

[Imitating British Accent]

R-r-ruled the world.

You should've quit

while you were "ahead."

Cannonball!

[Laughing]

- Ooh!

- Ooh-la-la!

[Women Whooping]

Go, go, Gadget... chopper.

Contact.

[Wheezing]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa-oa!

How do ya... whoa...

fly this thing?

Oh! Oh, no!

Go, go back.

Up, up, up, up. Good, good,

good, good. Oh, bad, bad, bad.

[Screaming]

My hair!

Sit back and relax, darling.

[Clicks Tongue]

[Screaming]

Whoa! Hey! I can see

my house from here. Whoa!

Two things, Scolex!

One:
You are completely insane.

And two:

I liked you better fat.

- [Gasps]

- [Meows]

Bring on the brownies!

Hah!

Wheel in the waffles!

I'm ready to binge! [Laughing]

Darn! That fellow

will not give us a break!

For the third time... Sanford Scolex,

you are under arrest!

No!

Go, go, go, go, go, go,

Gadget!

[Scolex Cackling]

- John!

- Oh, no!

Let me give you a lift. [Cackling]

Where can I drop you off?

I'd answer, but I doubt

you really care.

John! I'm up here!

Take my hand!

Hi, John. How are you

doing down there?

- John!

- [Imitating Brenda] "John!"

[Brenda] John, I know you can

save us! Think of something!

I'm working on it.

Hurry!

[Grunting]

[Swami's Voice Echoing]

Try to visualize your goal.

[Gasping]

[Yells, Screams]

Back to the drawing board!

Brenda, jump!

Right on my back!

Oh, Brenda, don't jump. For God's sake,

we can work this out, darling.

- Sweetie pie, really!

- [Screaming]

My God.

Me... I'm out of control.

[Brenda Screaming]

Go, go, Gadget... air brakes.

Go, go, Gadget... aeroplane.

I don't know what

to go, go any more!

Didn't you read the manual?

Try something else!

Go, go, Gadget... glider.

Go, go, Gadget... balloon.

Go, go, Gadget... parachute.

Go, go, Gadget...

giant trampoline.

Go, go, Gadget... circus net.

Go, go, Gadget... featherbed.

Go, go, Gadget... hay wagon.

Go, go, Gadget... bubble wrap.

Go, go, Gadget... parasail. Parakeet.

Paraglider. Parasol.

- Umbrella?

- John, you did it.

- You saved our lives.

- I did? I guess I did.

Wowser!

- Just watch out for the big head.

- Understood.

- You know, arrogance

can sneak up on you.

- No, that big head!

John!

Are you okay?

Gadget.

Oh, hello, Brenda.

Are you breathing?

I think so.

How's your central vallecular

equilibrator feeling?

It feels pretty good.

And how's your auto-axle

lubricator functioning?

It's functioning fully.

- Oh, Gadget.

- What is it?

- Is my occipital piston slipping?

- No.

I just never realized...

what beautiful brown eyes

you have.

[Scolex Screaming]

It's a high-fly Scolex.

The Gadgetmobile pulls under it.

The crowd's going crazy.

- He makes the catch!

- [Meows]

- We made it!

- Ladies and gentlemen, Scolex

is out and that is the game!

Final score:
Gadgetmobile... one,

Scolex... zippo.

And the fans rush the field.

[Chuckles]

No autographs, please.

Please, y'all, come on, now.

- Freeze! Get back!

- Gentlemen, there's been

some kind of a mistake.

[Penny]

Chief!

Oh, sorry, kiddo. I'm gonna have

to place your uncle under arrest.

- Freeze!

- Don't move, Gadget!

Well, I just thought

you'd wanna know...

that Sanford Scolex

created an evil version

of my uncle to terrorize Riverton.

- Is that true?

- Every word of it.

She's an amazing young woman.

She held up a mirror to my misguided

ways in the service of Mr Scolex.

I'm sorry, Chief.

Here's the foot.

I didn't know any better.

Et tu, Sikes?

- Cover him, men!

- [All Grunting]

[Gadgetmobile]

They're all yours, fellas.

Wowser.

Excuse me! Press! Excuse me!

Mayor on the premises.

The shepherd needs her sheep.

Yes, it is a credit to myself

and my administration...

that we had the courage to believe in

and initiate the Gadget programme.

- [Chattering]

- [Scolex] Arrivederci, Gadget!

This is not goodbye.

I'll get you next time, Gadget.

I'll get you.

Wowser.

[Gadgetmobile] A happy ending.

What could be better than true love?

- Ooh, cute little bug.

Wait up, fraulein.

- [Honking]

Did you know I speak German?

Fahrvergnugen, baby.

# Inspector Gadget #

Hello, and welcome

to Robobrendaerobics...

where I'll be your host, Robobrenda.

Follow me. It's gonna be fast.

And kick, and kick, and kick...

And kick, and kick, and kick,

and fall.

# Inspector Gadget #

# Inspector Gadget

Ooh-ooh #

# Inspector Gadget #

# Gadget

Inspector Gadget #

Hi. My name is Sikes.

- [Together] Hi, Sikes.

- And I'm a minion.

But it's been 30 days since

I last kissed up to anyone!

[Cheering]

# Go, Gadget, go #

This is the coolest watch.

It's a radio, a computer, even a phone.

Testing, testing.

Brain, say something.

Come in. Over.

[Don Adams' Voice]

Brain is not here.

Please leave a message

at the sound of the woof. Woof!

[Beeping]

Hey, thanks for watching

my movie.

Yeah, my movie. Even though we

called it Inspector Gadget.

I know you all are wondering...

things with the Volkswagen

are working out real good.

We got married in Las Vegas

in a drive-through chapel.

We're expecting

a little subcompact any day now.

Thinking of calling him

"The Love Bug,"

which is in no way a plug for my

employer, the Walt Disney Company.

Although when our little one is old

enough, his first words will be...

"I'm going to Disneyland!"

But don't any of you leave

for theme parks just yet.

All these fine people in

the credits made me look good.

# You can call me

when you want me #

- # If you need a friend you got me #

- # I'll be your everything #

# Fulfil your every dream #

# We can do it automatic

I just call out Go, go, Gadget #

# I'll be your everything #

# You'll see I'm everything

you want and more #

# I knew

the moment that we met #

# I had to be a part of you

Someone you won't forget #

# So don't say

I'm like the other few #

# No matter what's going down

you'll find me next to you #

# Girl, I'll be your Superman

I'll do what no one can #

# You'll find that I'm

the everything that you need #

# Deep down inside of you #

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