Inspector Gadget 2 Page #2

the police confiscated all my assets.

But after we've pulled off the crime of the century...

I'll be back on top again.

Great... another crime of the century.

I'm still on parole for the last one.

What's the plan this time?

Watch and see.

NEWS ANCHOR:
The Federal Reserve Bank...

with a deposit of over five trillion dollars...

in pure gold was built two years ago...

after Riverton was declared statistically...

the safest city in America.

Utilizing the latest in security technology...

and a squadron of armed guards...

the bank is considered impregnable.

[Crack]|CLAW:
Not for long.

BRICK:
We're gonna rob the Federal Reserve!

CLAW:
Right before Riverton's eyes...

and there won't be a thing Inspector Gadget can do about it.

How we can do that? They said the bank was impen...

[Groans]

Really hard to get into.

Yeah, I don't see how.

That's why you're just minions, and I'm an evil genius.

He's got a point.|Yeah.

We are going to build the ultimate super weapon.

But we haven't much time.

We need to be ready in 10 days...

because next Thursday at exactly 9:23 A.M.

the X-Force One satellite will be directly over Riverton.

And by then, We need to steal...

ion fuel cells.|A protoid laser...

and a ruby...

plus a few miscellaneous knick knacks.

BRICK:
Yum. I love knick knacks.

[McKible groans]

[Reporters Shouting Questions]

Any news on Claw's escape?

The city's in a panic!

The people want to know.

What are you doing to capture Claw?

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a momentous day for us.

[Glass Breaks]

OFFICER:
Huh?

MAYOR:
The Gadget program has helped make Riverton...

OFFICER:
Thanks a lot. Hmph!

...the safest city in America!

[Applause]

Bob!

Thank you, Mayor.

We weren't going to unveil this until next year...

but in light of Claw's escape...

we decided to move up our timetable.

[Dramatic Music Playing]

CHIEF:
Baxter...

This is Gadget Model 2...

or "G2" for short.

The latest, most newest generation...

in the Gadget program.

[Beeping]

[Crowd Gasps]

[Beeping]

[Applause]

[Techno Music Playing]

G2 reporting for duty.

Sir!

[Chuckles]

Wowsers.

BAXTER:
She's similar to the original Gadget...

But she's completely, entirely all robot.

[Dreamlike Music Playing]

Not to worry, G2...

I've got everything under control.

Oh, Inspector, you're everything...

I ever wanted in a crime fighter.

[Prisoners Groan]

Mmm.

[Romantic Music Playing]

[Sucking]

CHIEF:
Gadget! Gadget!

[Music Stops]

Gadget, could you give me a hand, please?

Certainly, Chief.

I want to give a little demonstration of what G2 can do.

Pleasure to meet you, Miss... 2.

[Electricity Crackles]

G2:
Hmm.

Must be a loose wire something else.

I'll speak to Baxter... about that.

G2 will now show us how she would apprehend the suspect.

Gadget, I want you to take this stolen money...

and hide it on your person.

Stolen money!

Stop this felonious and unlawful act...

or I shall have to use force.

Well, she has got a very commanding voice.

[Whirring]

[Beeping]

COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Suspect! Suspect!

Very well. You were warned.

[Fluttering]

[Groaning]

Whoa! ...Whoa!

Oh!

Unh! Huh.

You have the right to remain silent.

If you give up this right, anything you say...

can and will be held against you.

All right, G2, I think we get the picture.

MAYOR:
Bravo! Bravo!

Thank you, Ladies and Gentlemen...

GADGET:
Well... she is very good.

I noticed that she didn't say "Go, Go, Gadget!"

That's one of the many improvements I've made to G2.0.

Like it?

You might say that G2 is you without the glitches.

I'm putting her on the Claw case right away.

Fantastic! I always wanted a partner.

And when we interrogate criminals...

I'll play good Gadget, and you can play bad Gadget.

I don't think so.

OK, then you play good Gadget, and I'll be bad Gadget.

I appreciate the ofference, Inspector...

but I work... alone.

But, chief had cloaked my case.

There's a new sheriff in town.

Hmm?

PENNY:
Uncle Gadget? Uncle Gadget! is this true they're giving the Claw case to this G2 character?

Well... for the time being, but don't worry, Penny...

I'm being reassigned to another high-profile case.

What could be more high-profile than Claw?

Oh... it's a top secret, Penny.

That's so top secret that they haven't even told me yet, huh?

PENNY:
Hmm.

So, what are you making there?

I'm just making your favorite dessert.

Apple crumb cake with raisin cinnamon icing...

and coconut sprinkles?

OK, I'm making your second favorite dessert...

Lemon pudding.

So, ah... since from case we guess, you wouldn't want to see this clue that I found about Claw.

Clue claw? I mean... a Claw clue?

Is it a clue about Claw?

Take a look at today's classifieds.

"Wanted"...

"Apply 7 P.M. tonight."

"Call 555-0139 for appointment."

I've already got a job, Penny, but thanks.

No, I checked the number...

and it's for a bar called "The Blue Monkey."

You know what this means right?

Hmm.

Uncle Gadget, if you go to The Blue Monkey...

I bet it will lead you right to Claw.

You can get back on the case and get a jump on G2.

You know, Penny, if I went to The Blue Monkey...

it might just lead me to Claw.

Then, I could get back on the case and get the jump on G2.

That's what I was just saying.

Oh... did you? I guess great minds think alike.

So, we'll make it right afternoon, right?

No. Nope. I'm sorry, Penny...

but this is official police business only.

You gotta let me come with you. I mean I can help you.

Penny, this is no place for a kid.

I'm not just a kid, Uncle Gadget!

Of course not. You're a very special kid.

But there's more to being a detective than just being smart.

It takes a sharp eye...

for every detail, every little nuance.

A good detective never lets anything get...

Uncle Gadget, the pudding!

Ooh! [Squirting]

Go. Go. Gadget. Stop Beater!

OK! Heh Heh Heh.

Everything's fine!

[Mixer Stops]

[Gadget Sighs]

Ugh.

It's a good thing I wore an apron.

[Music Playing]

GADGET-MOBILE:
OK. Here we are.

GADGET:
Wish me luck. I'm going under cover...

[People Chattering]

[Growls]

Hi, there, fellas.

Unh.

PENNY:
OK. Brain. the coast is clear.

Come on, that's from deck.|[Brain Grumbles]

[Chattering]

[Spits]

What do you want?

Well, I just got out of the slammer.

and I'm looking to wet my whistle.

What'll you have?

A nice tall glass of milk.

milk?

I mean, chocolate milk!

Make it a double.

PENNY:
Hey. Brain. This way.

[Brain Whimpers]

McKIBLE:
OK. then.

Let's see what applicants we have here.

Squint. Jungle Bob.

And you must be the one they call "The Ninja".

BRICK:
"Ninja"? Why do they call you that?

Hyah!

[Fly Groans]

I think I see why now.

OK, then.

Judging by this, you guys are prime minion material.

[Gulping]

Hoo!

I have a history of hair loss in my family.

Anything else I can get you?

Yes.

I'm looking for...

Sorry, we don't serve lobster here.

What? No.

Dr. Claw.

Claw, huh?

Well, if you want to find him...

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