Inspector Gadget 2 Page #3

you're gonna have to grease a few palms...

If you get my drift.

Well, whatever you say.

Here you go...

top grade axle grease.

[Squish]

Why, you...

Go, Go, Gadget Duck!

Aah!

Whoa!

[Crashing]

[Crash]

Check, please.

Just the check.

[Roaring]

[Beep Beep Beep]

So...

When do we start working for Dr. Claw?

McKIBLE:
Immediately.

Did you hear that, Brain?

[Brain Growls]

[Gasps]

GADGET:
Aah! Come on, guys! Let's talk about it.

Oh, man. Aah!

You're stretching my sweater.

Help, GADGET-MOBILE!

Help! Ooh!

[Snoring]

[Crashing Inside]

[Siren]

The cops! Come on, this way!

Let's get out of here quick! Move it! Move it! Move it!

[Men yelling]

BRICK:
We can hide at my mom's house.

PENNY:
That was close.

[Punching]

GADGET:
Ooh, I can see you're upset.

BARTENDER:
Hey, look, I'm knocking his block off!

Mom...

Coo-coo. Coo-coo.

Coo-coo.

Stop this felonious and unlawful act...

or I shall have to use force.

Look, boys, Malibu Barbie here is gonna get rough with us.

[Men Laughing]

G2:
Very well. You were warned.

[Whirring]

Wowsers, she's good.

[Chattering]

[Shouting]

[Shouting]

[Tap Tap]

GADGET-MOBILE:
Man... lucky for them. I wasn't in there.

'cause, I would have been on them like ugly on a mini-van.

GADGET:
Well... thanks for the backup, G2...

although everything was under control.

I had those toughs right where I wanted them.

Inspector, what were you doing in that bar dressed as...

What exactly are you supposed to be dressed as?

I'm a hooligan. Huh?

When I'm under cover to follow up on a valuable lead...

concerning Where's claw abouts...

I mean, Claw's where abouts.

I'm in charge of the Crime Investigation now, remember?

GADGET:
Look, G2, maybe we've just thought of got off on the wrong foot. Ooh!

Oh.

Perhaps we could have dinner sometime...

You know? just to discuss crime fighting strategies.

Imagine how great we could be as a team.

We could call ourselves "The G-Force"...

or "The G-Team" or "The 2 Gs".

Inspector Gadget!|Gadget: What's up, G?

Even though I'm not programmed for such emotions...

I admit I find you strangely... likable.

Hmm.|Gadget 2:
But,

as I already told you, I work alone.

And so do I.

I'm just saying that maybe we could work alone together.

PENNY:
You don't even know who I am.

Think about it.

No, really. You can't arrest me.

I'm one of the good guys. Really, I am.

Hold on. She's with me.

Penny! What are you doing here? Didn't I tell you to stay home?

Oh! Never mind that. Look what I found about Claw.

McKIBLE:
Dr. Claw's pulling a little heist tomorrow night...

at the Concentrated Industries Warehouse.

Wowsers! We'll have to have a stakeout.|Gadget 2: You mean, I'll have to have a stakeout.

Penny:
Hey! This is our case, lady.

Penny.

I know. You told me to stay out of it...

but Look I did find you this clue.

Look! Penny, I know you want to be a detective.

OK. But this following me around all the time...

just isn't going to fly.

Oh!

Uh...

Gadget!

Hi, Chief.

Gadget... what are you doing in a barroom brawl?

Looking for Clue claws.

Claw clues... clue about Claw.

And I was right. We got a valuable lead.

Yeah, a very valuable lead.

We have evidence of a possible heist|at Concentrated Industries Warehouse tomorrow night.

Great work, G2!

You can stake it out and catch him red-handed.

GADGET:
Fantastic. I'll bring the doughnuts.

I already told you. You're off this case.

Both you and Nancy Drew here.

Hey! Pbbt!

And you're off the force, too, if you get within as a hundred yards of that stakeout.

Alrigt fine, but if Claw gets away with his plan for world domination.|Don't come and cry on us.

GADGET:
99, 100...

101 yards away.

I'm at the stakeout...

but I haven't violated the chief's orders.

See? At the stakeout...

not at the stakeout.

Stakeout... not at the stakeout.

I don't think the chief will see it that way.

Go, Go, Gadget Binoculars!

[Boing]

[Beeping]

My! she certainly is well-equipped, isn't she?

GADGET-MOBILE:
Ooh, Gadget's got a girl friend.|Ooh, Gadget's got a girl friend.

Don't be silly, GADGE-MOBILE.

Our relationship is strictly professional.

[Heartbeat]

Besides, she's state of the art.

I'm last year's model.

A few extra miles look good on a player...

and you are a player, G.

You're tricked out with more extras than the Batmobile.

Just show her that it's all good under the hood, a'ight?

I have no idea what you just said...

but I'm sure that if I were a car...

it would have been very helpful.

All I'm saying is, you got to show her...

you got what it takes, man.

You're right. You're right!

Thanks, GADGET-MOBILE.

Well... I'm just gonna go up to the roof|and scope out the situation.

GADGET-MOBILE:
You go ahead on with your bad self... Ha!

I don't know what that man would do without me.

GUARD:
Hold on, there.

What do you want?

We got a delivery.

This ain't no food warehouse. I'm gonna need some authorization.

[Bam]

[Thud]

Will that do?

[McKible and Brick Laugh]

We're in, Your Clawfulness.

CLAW:
Good. Now bring me the ion fuel cells.

Yes, sir.

Halt!

SQUINT:
Oh! It's the mechanical meter maid!

I'm real scared!

Ha Ha Ha! Good one, Squint.

Uh-oh. Looks like G2 could use some backup.

Stop this felonious and unlawful act...

or I shall have to use force.

No problem, Love. Catch!

[Grunting]

Huh?

[Shouting]

Ooh... Aah!

Ooh! She got the kung fu.

Aah!

Oh... Aah!

I'm gonna give them a little bit of the what for, that's right!

Go, Go, Gadget Helicopter Hat.

[Bell Ringing]

Stupid glitches!

JUNGLE BOB:
Come on! Come on, you! Rrr!

[Clang] Aah-ha-ha!

Whoa! Ohh.

Hyah!

Whoa!

Aah!

[Gong Rings]

Wowsers, she sure is limber.

Huh? Huh?

What is that? I don't know.

Oh, I don't like this.

[Whooshing]

Oh, no!

McKIBLE:
Hurry it up. bonehead!

Go, Go, Gadget Something to get me down there.

[Boing]

[Whoosh, Flutter]

Wowsers. I never knew I had one of these.

G2:
Stop this felonious and unlawful act...

or I shall have to use force.

Oh... Aah!

You imbecile!

COMPUTER VOICE:
Suspect. Suspect.

G2:
Very well. You were warned.

Gadget to the rescue!

Ooh... Unh!

No! No!

[Crash]

What are you doing here?

Well, it looked like...|Claw's Dominions: Quick, Grab the fuel cells!

Let's get out of here! Come on!

G2:
They're getting away.

Not to worry, G2. I'll get us out of this.

Go, Go, Gadget Scissors

[Pop]

CHIEF:
Gadget!

I told you specifically not to go to the stakeout.

That's not entirely accurate, Chief.

You told me not to get within 100 yards of the stakeout...

and I posted myself exactly 101 yards away.

Then how did you managed to get tangled up with me inside the warehouse?

You gave me backup at the bar I thought I'd give you backup at the warehouse.

I never need backup.

Until we find out what Claw needs the fuel cells for...

all of Riverton is at risk.

Chief, you have to put me back on the case.

The department needs me!

[Splat]

That's right, Gadget.

The department does need you.

And I've got just the assignment...

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