Inspector Gadget 2 Page #4

to take advantage of your unique abilities.

[Chuckling]

Go, Go, Gadget Power Brush!

[Whirring]

[Brush Stops]

[Brush Starts And Stops]

Come on, come on.

I'm stuck.

Go, Go, Gadget Turbo Speed!

Aah!

[Bubbly]|Go, Go, Gadget Stop!

Stop!

Aah!

[Crash]

Ah... ah... oh... oh... oh... ow.

Be careful in there.

That toilet's got quite a flush.

[Claw Laughing]

Looks like Gadget has finally found his true calling...

Roto-rooter man. Ha ha ha!

Hey, Dr. Claw, check this out...

an unlimited supply of bowling shirts.

And shoes!

[Screeching]

[Minions Scream]

CLAW:
Silence!

Everyone, pay attention!

Who can tell me what we need next...

to build my super weapon?

Uh...

CLAW:
The laser.!

A new experimental protoid laser...

that's being unveiled at the Riverton Science Convention.

But to take it, we are going to need a little divulsion.|[Beeping]

Hey, Uncle Gadget.

Penny? shouldn't you be in school?

Uncle Gadget, school was over an hour ago.

Oh. I'm sorry, Penny.

Oh. hey!

This came for you in the mail today.

Looks kind of strange.

"Inspector Gadget..."

Wowsers! He must have really bad hand-writing...

to go to all that trouble.

Or maybe he doesn't want you to identify his hand-writing.

And, look, it's signed "Anonymous Concerned Citizen."

Well, it's good to know we still have a concerned citizen who's willing to get involved.

This is supposed to Claw.

[Sniffs]

No. Why would Claw want me there?

I don't know.

Uncle Gadget, this might be a trap.

You know Penny, I'm thinking that this might be a trap.

That's what I just said.

You gotta let me come with you this time.

Sorry, Penny. No can do.

This is work for a serious law enforcement professional.

You mean like a bathroom attendant?

Exactly.

Don't stay up for me, Penny.

I'm on the case.

[Tires Screech]

No. I need you to keep a sharp eye out, GADGET-MOBILE.

If you see anything suspicious, you let me know.

GADGET-MOBILE:
Like a Trekkie with a girlfriend?

GADGET:
Exactly.

CLAW:
The goose has arrived ready to be cooked.

[Chuckling]

[Beeping]

MAN:
Here we go. How's that?

Yeah. now. I'll just...

Even at this level? Wow!

[Machine Whirring]

Round and round.

RADIO:
In sports. the National Hockey League...

GADGET:
Hmm...

Keep your eyes peeled for anything suspicious, Brain.

Come on.

BAXTER:
Inspector. Gadget!

Hey, Baxter! What are you doing here?

I'm showing off my latest gizmo...

the bark translator.

It's going to give a whole new meaning...

to the term "police dog."

Watch.

Speak, Pedro.

[Barks]

[Cow Moos]

Very impressive. Now Pedro can talk to cows.

No, No, No, No. It's supposed to translate into English...

once I've got all the bugs out.

[Elephant Trumpets], [Sheep Bleats]

[Rooster Crows]

MAN:
Attention. the unveiling of the new protoid laser...

is about to begin.

I'll see you around, Baxter.

Bye Bye, Pedro. Good luck!

Pedro.

[Yodels, Roars]

Well, better have myself a little look around.

Go, Go, Gadget Binoculars!

[Boing]

[Exhales]

Inspector Gadget!|Inspector Gadget!

Inspector Gadget!

Excuse me, Inspector. I'm your biggest fan.

BRICK:
I thought I was his biggest fan.

No. I'm definitely his biggest fan.

No. I'm his biggest fan.

Will you excuse me for one minute?

[Screams Gibberish]

Sorry.

Would you mind if we took a picture?

Oh, No, No. I'm always happy to oblige my fans.

Ready?

Say cheese.

Cheese. Cheese.

Heh Heh Heh. Thank you, Inspector.

You'll never know how much that means to me.

Well, it's my pleasure.

And remember, crime doesn't pay.

CLAW:
Wrong, Gadget.

Crime always pays. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Thank you, thank you.

Distinguished guests...

and, of course, all members.

It is my great pleasure to welcome you...

to my... whoops... our science convention.

The chip is in position, Your Clawfulness, Yeah!

Watch as I play with my new toy...

the Gadget puppet.

Guess that letter must've been a prank.

Everything seems OK.

Oh.

I've never had glitches like that before.

MAYOR:
And to introduce you to the eminent...

Nobel-prize winning scientist, Dr. Theodore Von Sprokenwich.

Thank you very much.

Thank you. thank you.

It's so nice to be here in Riverton.

Ah... ah... ah.

...his new experimental protoid laser.

[Whirring]

Think positive, no-glitch...

thoughts.

All right, Gadget, let's party!

Ha ha.

[Squirting]

Whoa... whoa... whoa.

[Mumbling]

I'm sorry! Should come out with a little soda water.

Inspector Gadget, what do you think you're doing?

Aah! I didn't say "Go, Go, Gadget" anything.

Huh... unh... oh.

Oh, no, Uncle Gadget, what now?

Oh... Whoa... Whoa!

What's wrong, Inspector?

I think I'm having a glitch attack.

Ha Ha Ha!

Hyah!

Sorry!

Unh! Hyah! Excuse me.

Whoa... Mickey.

Woof! Woof! "Woof"?

Let's go!

GADGET-MOBILE, help!

[Snoring]

[Gadget Yelling]

I was right!

Claw's men are stealing the laser!

[Machine Powers Down]

Don't let them get away. Hurry!

[Barks]

[Giggling]

We got away with it.

[Barks]

BRICK:
You know what... this thing's heavy.

[Growling]

Hey! Aah! These are my favorite shoes!

Get in the car!

[Chuckling]

[Gadget shouting]

Gadget, I said stop it this instant!

I've got everything under control.

Ooh!

[Screaming]

Oh!

GADGET:
Relax! Mayor, Wilson!

It's only toothpaste.

Remember, kids. Brushing is twice a day...

Aah!

Aah... Aah!

[Boing]

...Aah! ...Aah!

Whoa!

Ooh.

Easy.

Ew.

Not to worry. I'm all right.

You!

[Growling]

Oof! He's got my shoe!

Bad doggy! Let's go.

[Tires Screech]

[Snoring]

First ion fuel cells and now a protoid laser?

What is Claw up to?

GADGET-MOBILE:
Huh? What'd I miss this time?

PENNY:
Thanks for all your help.

GADGET-MOBILE:
Hey! I've been working nights, OK?

I need to recharge my battery.

[Brain Barks]

Brain? What you got there, boy?

From the bad guys?

[Barks]

Hey, now this might be an important clue.

[Barks]

[Siren]

I hope Uncle Gadget's not in too much trouble.

Fired? You can't fire me.

I quit!|Hmm...

Wait a second. I don't want to quit.

Besides, Chief, It's not my fault. Look what Baxter found on me...

a circuit override chip.

I don't care! Claw stole the laser...

and you tarred and feathered the mayor in toothpaste...

and caused $100,000 in damages.

Turn in your badge, Gadget.

Oh, but, Chief...

all I ever wanted to be my entire life...

was a crime fighter.

Your badge.

[Dramatic Music Playing]

Well, that'll be all... Mr. Gadget.

[Sighs]

CLAW:
Gadget's goose is cooked...

more like deep-fried and burnt to a crisp.

Ha Ha Ha...!

Silence!

Now, with Gadget out of the way...

it should be smooth sailing from here on.

Ha Ha Ha!

GADGET:
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Hmm.

[Machine Grinding]

Uncle Gadget?

What are you still doing in bed?

And, why is your trench coat and hat in the trash can?

I'm no longer a policeman, Penny.

[Blows]

I'm a... Well...

There are a lot of things that I could be.

Window washer, huh?

Dog catcher... Ooh, parking valet.

Sky's the limit.

But, Uncle Gadget, you can't give up now.

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