Inspector Gadget 2 Page #5

Here! look what we've got.

It's a bowling shoe.

One of Claw's men dropped it at the Science Convention.

What were you doing at the Science Convention?

Never mind that. Look! We can solve this together.

We can track down Claw and get you your job back.

No. I'm through.

All right then, I'll track down Claw myself.

No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No...

You are to stay out of this completely. Do you understand?

This is a grown-up problem.

Uncle Gadget, just give me a chance.

One chance.

But, the fact is that there is nothing that you or anyone else can do for me.

I'll never be a crime fighter.

Never again.

PENNY:
You don't believe in me.

[Crying]

[Whimpering]

Go away, Brain!

Brain, go away!

[Whines]

[Barks]

OK, OK, I get the message.

It's up to us now, Brain.

We have to help Uncle Gadget.

[Barks]

Come on, let's get to work.

[Music Playing]

[Sniffs]

[Sneezes]

[Coughs]

Go, Go, Gadget Hammer!

[Thwack]

[Crash]

That's lunch, people.

[Laughing]

[Scissors Snipping], [Hair Dryer Blowing]

[Saw Cuts], Blow Torch Blasts]

All finished! Voila.

[Hair Sizzling]

WOMAN:
Aah!

What's this?

A patent number.

Aha.

CLAW:
Faster... minions... faster...

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Thud]

[Whistles]

G2, are you any closer to capturing Claw?

Yes. I'm on the case.

Hmm.

[Muffled] Oh, No.

[Beeps]

Keep your paws crossed. Brain.

This might be exactly what we're looking for.

[Bowling Ball Strikes Pins]

Look. It's the same shoe.

The shoe was made by the Bowl-Rite Company...

in the 1950s and 1960s.

I wonder where their factory was.

Let's see... 1959... Bingo!

Ah, here it is. The Bowl-Rite Bowling Equipment Company...

down on Old Mill Road.

It must've gone out of business,|because it's not in any of the directories after 1960.

I wonder what's there now, Brain.

CLAW:
Now. the third item that I need... Huh?

"I'm so evil... Blah blah blah..."

Argh!

[Man Laughs]

As I was saying...

the third item to complete my super weapon.

[Taps]

I know this one, the ruby!

Yes, but a big ruby!

say about 50,000 karats. Heh heh heh!

Your Clawsomeness...

where are we going to find a rock that big?

The Riverton Museum.

The ruby's on loan from the Raja of India...

and will be on display Wednesday night...

at the mayor's Fund-Raiser.

We are going to stop by...

and do a little fund-raising of our own.

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

GADGET:
Good evening. Ladies and Gentlemen...

and welcome to Mayor. Wilson's Fund-Raiser, orama...

MAYOR:
Oh.

CHIEF:
Ow! Ohh.

Gadget.

Don't worry, Chief. No need to tip me.

We better be getting inside.

Yeah. It's nice in there.

MAYOR:
I'm here.

Good evening. Good evening, Everyone.

Yes. it's me. Ha!

Break out the cameras.

[Sitar Music Playing]

Ooh, another photo-op.

[Quimby Humming]

G2, notice anything suspicious about those musicians?

Aside from the fact the music doesn't match|the instruments they're playing?

Come on, Brain.

Yep. This is definitely the place.

At least the building's still here.

[Wood Clatters]

[Wind Blowing]

[Brain Whimpers]

I don't know, Brain. Spread is creepy.

Welcome, sir|Welcome Lady Campbell, how wonderful you could come.

Lovely to see you, sir.

Oh! Claw!

Aah!

[Screaming]

CLAW:
Greetings. Mayor...

Hope you don't mind if we drop in on your little party.

Everybody stop right where you are.

The festivities have just begun...

and I can promise it's going to be a gas...

Laughing gas, that is.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ho ho ho ho!

That's right. Laugh it up, Riverton...

because I am having the last laugh now.

[Laughing]

Rah ha ha ha ha ha!

[People Laughing]

[Sighs]|It must be quite a party.

Do something to stop him, Chief Quimby.

[Both Laugh]

You'll never get away with this, Claw.

We'll see.

Ha Ha Ha Ha! G2, see.

Very funny, Claw. But you forget...

I am unaffected by laughing gas.

Now stop this felonious and unlawful act|or I shall have to use force.

Ah, the lady Gadget.

I've so looked forward to meeting you.

I hope you don't fall victim tonight...

to my magnetic charm.

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

[Whirring]

Ha Ha Ha Oh!

[Metal Clanking]

[Laughing]

Hee Hee Hee! Aah!

[Metal Pinging]

Oh! Oh!

Mmm! Unh!

[Whoosh]

[Clang]

[Laughing]

Now if you'll excuse me, G2...

I have some shop lifting to do.

Ha Ha Ha!

[Glass Shatters]

[Whimpers]

It looks like someone's been here...

and recently, too.

Aah!

[Barks]

Thanks, Brain.

[Growls]

Do you see that?

Brain, look!

It's a perfect match.

[Band Laughing]

GADGET:
Done so soon?

McKIBLE:
Yeah. We were playing the "Unfinished Symphony."

BRICK:
Yeah. And then we took this giant ruby.

Yeah. That was the name of our last song.

You know "We took this giant ruby"?

"Took this giant ruby"

"Stole this giant ruby"

Just a minute, there.

Huh?

[Whimpers]

Let me get that for you.

CLAW:
Thank you, Inspector.

GADGET:
That's it. Everybody in.

Thank you.

Nice to carpool, isn't it?

Yeah. There.

[Tires Squeal]

No tip. They stiffed me again.

I live on tips!

Brain, take a look at this.|Fuel cells... that's what Claw stole from the warehouse.

Laser... that's what Claw took from the Science Convention.

"Ruby"

[Barks]

What would Claw want with a ruby?

"QUANTUM PHYSICS FOR DIMWITES"

OK, Claw's definitely up to something big.

Wait a minute. I know what Claw's up to.

He's going to build...

[Door Opens]

Come on, Brain!

[Men Laughing]

We're rich! Hey, Hey!

Hey! How much do you think this thing would fetch on E-bay?

About $1.98.

CLAW:
No, nitwits.

Once we've robbed the Federal Reserve...

we can buy hundreds of these baubles.

With my secret weapon, Riverton will be defenseless...

as will the rest of the world!

[All Laughing]

I've got to tell Uncle Gadget.

Come on.

[Metal Clanks, Laughter Stops]

[Gasps]

[Balls Clatter]

Well, it's an agent mini-Gadget. Get her!

JUNGLE BOB:
Come on. Let's go!

SQUINT:
This way! Come on!

Whoa! Ahh!

McKIBLE:
She's getting away!|I'll cut her off at the pass. Come here!

Aah!

Gotcha!

Whoa! Ohh!

Uhh...

Yeah! Get back here.

Get her!

Aah!|[Gasps]

[Men Snicker]

Hey, isn't this the place to get new bowling shoes?

MEN:
No! Uh-uh.

[Barks]

I assure you, Ms. Mayor.

We'll do everything in our power to apprehend Claw.

G2 will be...

G2 is finished...

along with the whole Gadget program.

It's time we reinvested...

in some good old-fashioned policemen and women...

not these mechanical clowns.

Ms. Mayor, if you just give me another chance...

You had your chance.

It's bad enough they stole the ruby...

but what's worse...

no one gave any money to my campaign.

[Sobs]

I should've learned my lesson with Gadget.

This whole program is a total waste of time.

Come on, G2.

We're taking you to the precinct for immediate deactivation.

Deactivation?

That's right. Deactivation.

[Dramatic Music Playing]

Hmm.

GADGET:
I'm sorry. G2.

[Pop]

Thank you...

but there's nothing you can do.

[Whoosh]

Now, G2.

[Car Engine Starts]

Nothing I can do.

Hmm.

[Ding] Or is there?

[Liquid Bubbling]

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