Inspector Gadget 2 Page #6

OK.

Now, where's that light switch?

Aah!

Aah! Aah! Ow!

Ohh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

[Blows]

Wrong switch.

[Click]|Ah...

[Dramatic Music Playing]

[Machinery Whirring]

[Hissing]

[Beeping]

What happened?

I reactivated you.

Inspector Gadget, why would you do that?

Well, I hate to see a good detective get recycled...

and I've always had great admiration...

for your investigative abilities and physical prowess...

your commanding voice.

Inspector, are you saying you like me?

Oh, I suppose. In a manner of speaking.

[Heartbeat]

Strictly professional.

Huh?

[Heartbeat Stops]

Mm-mmm. Ha ha ha.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

[Brain Barking]

[Barks]

Brain, What are you doing here? Where's Penny?

[Barking]

Ooh~ He's trying to tell me something.

It's too bad I don't speak dog.

If only dogs could talk like people.

That would be good...

Wait a second. I have an idea.

[Static]

All right, Brain. Now speak!

[Static, Rooster Crows]

[Dolphin Chirps]

[Elephant Trumpets]

[Tarzan Yell]

[Frog Croaks]

Heh heh.

[Man Speaking French]

Bowwow.

Brain... speak something else.

BRAIN:
Check. Testing 1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.

Penny has been kidnapped by Claw.

Amazing! isn't it? what modern technology can do?

Wowsers! Penny's been kidnapped by Claw?

Yeah, and Claw's had some sort of giant laser and|He's going to fire at Riverton and rob the Federal Reserve.

He's holding Penny captive at the old Bowl-Rite Bowling Factory on the outskirts of town.

The bowling factory?

Of course. The bowling shoe.

Penny was right.

I should've listened to her.

She tried to tell me, and I didn't listen to her.|BRAIN: Speaking of listening...

I'm getting a little tired of liver-flavored kibble over time.

Would it kill you to shell out for a pork roast or prime rib?

Look, G2! My niece's in trouble.|I know that you don't ever work with a partner but...

I really need your help.

Are you sure you want my help?

I can't think of a better person to go after a supervillain with.

[Brain Barks]

All right, let's do it!

Let's kick some Claw tail.

[Upbeat Music Playing]

[Click]

[Whoosh, Whoosh, Whoosh]

[Squirting]

[Whirs, Clicks]

[Bell Rings]

Ready? ...Ready.

Let's go.

[Boing]

McKIBLE:
We're here. Your Clawsomeness.

PENNY:
Claw. you'll never get away with this.

Penny, my dear, prepare to witness a great historical moment.

Your demise?

Ha Ha Ha! I do enjoy your sense of humor.

Now, it's almost 9:23.

McKible! Activate the ray.

[Car Alarm Chirp]

Why can't evil geniuses ever say "please"?

He's a very busy man.

I'm a busy man, too.

[Tone Buzzes]

Whoa... Behold!

The greatest super weapon of the 21st Century.

A bowling pin?

CLAW:
No. you dim-witted pea-brain.

Watch and see.

[Whirring]

Whoa.

Double whoa.

Meet the time displacement laser...

my crowning achievement in a lifetime of evil.

Riverton doesn't stand a chance.

Hurry, GADGET-MOBILE, before they fire the giant laser.

Can't you make this jalopy go any faster?

Jalopy? Oh, yeah?

Well, bring on the noise and bring on the funk|'cause I'm bringing out what's in my trunk.

[Flesh Flapping]

[Pops, Whimpers]

And just wait until I get into second gear.

CLAW:
Time for. Riverton to take a little snooze.

Ha Ha!

[Crash]

Fire away!

Ah Ha Ha!

[Boom]

[Whoosh]

[Screaming]

[Screaming Stops]

[Whirring]

[Barks]

[Echoes] Awesome!

[Echoes] Bomb's away!

REPORTER:
Over, here! Mayor. Wilson.

Whoo ooh!

It's gaining on us.

Faster, Faster.

[Birds Chirp]

GADGET:
Wowsers! That was close.

Riverton is in a deep freeze, Your Clawcity.

That means time has stopped.

That's what I said.

Good! Now we won't have any trouble with traffic.|Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Uncle Gadget.

[Tires Squeal]

The rail looks like it's stopped. You think it's safe to go back?

There's no time to waste. We got to stop Claw and rescue Penny.

Then to the Federal Reserve and step on it.

It's time to kick some bad guy booty.

[Tires Squeal]

We're just here to pick up a few hundred billion in bullion.

Hope you don't mind.

I don't think he minds... a bit.

[Brick Laughs]

[Beep]

Time to show me the money.

[Both Laugh]

[Motor Whirs]

[Whirring Stops]

[Suspension Music Playing then, Dramatic One Playing]

It'll take weeks to crack this thing.

Not if you know the right people.

Thank you. Mr. Bank Director...

Your services are no longer required.

[Unlocks]

[All Laughing]

McKIBLE:
We're rich! Rich!

CLAW:
OK. underlings...

Iooks like the Federal Reserve is having a 100% off sale!|Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

GADGET-MOBILE:
Out of my way, G Team coming through.

I'm going to need a really big piggy bank.

McKIBLE:
Come on, Brick! Faster! Faster!|CLAW: Now, let's see.

Tomorrow we rob for N.O. X, then on Tuesday, the Louvre.

So much to steal, so little time|Wait! I've got all the time in the world.

[Men Laugh]

[Tires Squeal]

GADGET-MOBILE:
The cavalry has arrived.

Huh? Gadget again.

Uncle Gadget, you're all right?

Aah! Come here, you.

Oh!

GADGET:
The jig is up. Claw.|You're under arrest for kidnapping, bank robbery, breaking out of prison...

and general all-around evil.

The jig is most certainly not up.

In fact, the jig is just about to destory it.

You want me to play dentist with your niece?

PENNY:
Uncle Gadget! Help! Help!

Brick! McKible!

PENNY:
Help!

Get in there, you. Aah!

Dr. Claw, what about us? Yeah man...

You're minions, aren't you? Get the good guys!

PENNY:
Uncle Gadget. help! help!

Help! Help me!

I'll take care of these clowns.|You go after Claw.

Good call, G2.|Go, Go, Gadget Helicopter Hat!

[Pop]

Stupid glitches.

I hate being last year's model.

Here! let me give you something from this year's model.

Take one of my chips.

G2, but... then you might get the glitches.

I'll manage.

[Clicks]

[Beeps]

[Whirs]

OK. Better stand back.

Go, Go, Gadget Helicopter Hat!

[Whirs]

Whoa. It works.

It works! It works!

[Dramatic Music Playing]

GADGET-MOBILE:
You go get 'em. G.

Whoa!

This shouldn't take long.

GADGET-MOBILE:
Time to take out the trash. G-girl and don't bother to recycle.

[Engine Whirring]

[Tires Squeal]

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

[Whirs]

[Squeaks]

Dr. Claw, it's Gadget.

CLAW:
Uhh. Not again.

Oh, Uncle Gadget.

Don't worry.

Time for Gadget to go out with a bang.

[Beep, Click]

Help!

[Ricochets] Ow!

[Laughs]

Sorry.

Oh~~ No!|Ooh!

He's still after us.

CLAW:
McKible. Lose him!

[Tires Squeal]

Hyah!

Grr.

[Whooshing]

Go, Go, Gadget Boomerang Gun!

[Boing]

[Pop, Clang]

[Boing]

Ouch.

Oh, well.

I guess when you have lemons, make lemonade.

CLAW:
Care for a smoke, Gadget?

[Hissing]

[Coughing]

Aah!

Ow... ow... ow... ow!

Aah!

[Crash]

Ow... ow... ow... Unh!

Puhh!

PENNY:
Uncle Gadget! Help!

Go, Go, Gadget scooter!

[Whirring]

[Horn Honks, Bell Rings]

[Minions Yelling]

Go, Go, Gadget Net guns!

[Fluttering]

BOTH:
Whoa!

Oh. Huh?

What is this? I can't move!

I guess glitches sometimes do have their benefits.

Let me out! Hey! Get me out of here!

Looks like this case is about wrapped up.

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