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And also so I could

live in a place

that doesn't have

power steering.

Are Heather, Heather, Heather

We're all named...

Ah, crap.

I am so sorry I'm late.

I promise,

it won't happen again.

I was at the mall looking for clothes

and then you know how it goes.

When I go into a mall,

it turns into a meet-and-greet.

All right,

let's go inside.

I guess you could say my career

started in high school.

You know, I was just hanging out

with my boys on a Friday night

and a song came on the radio.

Uh, CeeLo something,

and it was called "Forget You."

And as I'm listening

to the song, I was like,

"Wow, this song's

pretty chill,

but I could probably

spruce it up a little bit."

You know, and I started

throwing out some joke lyrics.

And I was like,

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

This could be a parody."

I see you driving 'round town

with the cow I love

- And I'm like "Moo, moo"

- Moo, moo, moo

I guess the milk in my fridge

just wasn't enough

And I'm like

"Moo, moo and boo-hoo, too"

And that's when little old

Tomas Butterman from Ohio

became Tomas

"The Parody Boss."

I like saying it like that.

I do music video parodies,

uh, you know,

like once a month

when I get inspired.

I always try to not only

make fun of the artist,

but say something.

I'd say my favorite parody

I've ever made

was probably my Taylor Swift.

"We Are Never Getting

Back Together" parody.

Let's just say I turned it

on it's friggin' head.

We are Heather,

Heather, Heather

We're all named Heather

Her name's Heather,

her name's Heather

My name's Heather, too

'Cause we are Heather,

Heather, Heather

We're all named Heather

I think the reason

I am number one on YouTube,

um, is probably because...

well, my amazing content...

but also, I just have

a really strong connection

with my fans, you know?

Or as I like to call them,

"the employees."

Thanks so much

for watching the parody.

If you wanna help out

this channel,

make sure to hit

that "subscribe" button.

Also, the song's up on iTunes,

so you better go cop that

and give this video

a thumbs up.

'Cause you're my employee

and that's your job.

Or else you're totes fired.

See you at work.

My employees are the most

loyal people in the world.

If I tell them to do

something, they do it.

You know, "Hey, guys,

go thumb up this video."

Million thumbs.

"Hey, guys, go buy this song

on iTunes." Number one.

Comes with a lot of power, though,

because if I were to be like,

"Hey, guys, go jump off a

bridge." You know what you'd see?

You'd see a lot of bridges

with dead bodies under them.

Or right next

to them probably.

'Cause technically,

if they jumped off,

they wouldn't go

right under, sorry.

I get all visual 'cause

I'm a director-filmmaker.

And... action.

Hello, puppies.

I'm Amber Day.

And you're watching

the Viral Video Pound.

First video

has a lot of bark...

but does it have any bite?

I just need one second, Jimmy. So

I think it's a buyer's market...

Ah!!

Ouch!

That looked like it hurt.

Next up is kitty cats.

Which means...

Dina the Dog is here,

and I don't like

those p*ssy cats.

They play "ruff, ruff."

Usually that kitty

is very certain,

but today it looks like...

she's on the fence.

I'm Mrs. Cloudbottom,

the Dogcatcher.

Did somebody say,

"ruff, ruff"?

Amber:
I've always

loved telling jokes,

but nobody ever thought

I was funny until eighth grade

when I got back

from summer camp.

And then all of a sudden,

all the guys were just

laugh, laugh, laugh,

and laugh.

I think I really found

my comedic timing at camp.

The Viral Video Pound

is my own comedy show.

So think like "SNL"

but with only me

as the cast.

My fan base is 95% male.

Which I'm super proud of

because most guys

tend to be the hardcore

comedy fans.

My name's Dennis Wasserman,

and I'm a film director.

When I wanted to make movies,

I didn't have actors.

I didn't have friends.

I had to work with

what I had.

So my cat, Mr. Blankets,

became my muse.

I'd start out by filming Mr.

Blankets throughout his day.

Getting cool shots of him

sleeping and walking on tables,

and then I'd sync it with

the sickest music I could find.

But then I got sued.

Part of the agreement

with the major music labels

was that, um,

I'd pay for their legal fees

and in return, I wouldn't collect

any ad revenue on my videos.

So will you be bringing

Mr. Blankets to WebCon?

Um, no, not gonna do that.

It's like when Steven Spielberg

goes to a pool party,

people don't ask him, "Hey, you gonna

bring Jaws to the pool party?"

It just doesn't happen, so...

Yeah, I don't think anybody

really cares about the cat.

It's a B-52 bomber.

Come on, eat it.

Show 'em how to do that.

- Dale?

- Huh? Hey, hon.

Um, I'm working, what are

these people doing filming here?

My wife's not really

a fan of the videos.

Um, she's very vocal

about it.

Which is good, it's good

to have honest criticism,

because you need that.

She's also very vocal

about the fact

that she's the sole breadwinner

in our household.

And she is

personally responsible

for a lot of the weapon systems

that keep America safe.

So in a way, she's like

a real-life Tony Stark.

Which, I guess, you know,

makes me Hawkeye.

He's... he's tough, right?

Why's everybody shrugging?

I told you

about this a couple times.

I should've reminded you.

These guys are with

the, uh, "Chris!" show.

And Lucy's up getting

her own TV show.

- It's kind of a big deal.

- Yeah, okay.

Everyone in the neighborhood's

all freaking out.

That's great.

Um, I've got a late meeting,

so I'm gonna go.

- Okay, yeah.

- Okay, uh, you need to shave.

Oh, right. Oh, yeah, sorry.

Yeah, Brian, hi.

- Yeah, sorry, family sh*t.

- All right.

There goes your mom.

That's Go-Go Mary.

Always on the go.

You'll see a high 78

in the Valley.

74 in the low-laying regions

as things heat up when we head

into the Fourth of July...

weekend.

Sorry about that, folks.

Oh, God.

Oh, God, it's coming.

Cut it! Cut it!

Oh, my God, I'm shitting.

I'm shitting my pants!

Oh, my God,

I'm shitting my pants!

I'm shitting myself!

I'm shitting myself!

Oh! Oh!

Okay, first thoughts

on jokes I should say.

Hey, that's a lot of

number two.

Hey, buddy, you're supposed

to be looking out

- for number one.

- Oh, that's good.

That's really good.

My fans will love that.

Uh, he should've

forecast mudslides.

Oh!

"Mudslides."

Most people don't know this,

but comedians like myself,

have a team of writers.

And when I started my show,

I received a bunch of emails

from these three kids

that were huge fans of mine.

And I met up with them

and they were just so funny

and so nice.

Three little gentlemen.

- She's awesome.

- Super funny, super cool.

It's really cool working

with someone like that.

We try to hug her

as much as we can.

What do you think of

your chances of winning?

Yeah, I think I have

a really good chance to win.

Um, I'm the only woman

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