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the b*tch don't float.

She don't!

But then you know

what you did?

You turned it around.

I liked your song.

Congratulations.

You got my vote.

Chinese... I'm just kidding.

I can get it off.

I was kidding.

Um, yeah, that was fine.

It was good.

Frank, promise me

you'll do stand-up.

I'm seated, Chris.

- I'm seated.

- Okay.

Larry, I think

we're gonna move on.

Chris, Chris, could you hold on

just for a second?

There's something under the

desk. I don't know what it is.

Oh, here it comes.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

Here it comes!

It's a knockout punch!

Make it stop, Chris!

Make it stop!

That's gotta hurt.

Veronica Decker, everybody!

Our final contestant

is a personal favorite of mine.

Now, I know there are a lot of cat

videos out there on the Internet,

but none that are quite as cute

as this furry little friend.

Please welcome

Mr. Blankets and his...

handler.

I love Mr. Blankets!

Hello, kitty.

Chris, I've got a bone

to pick with you.

You forgot to introduce me.

I'm the filmmaker.

- Dennis Wasserman.

- Hey, that's not the cat!

- That's not Mr. Blankets.

- That is not Mr. Blankets.

Mr. Blankets

is a brown tabby.

Everyone knows that

Mr. Blankets is a brown tabby.

That's an orange tabby.

No, no, no, this is...

this is him.

This... It's just...

It was a long trip and he...

he looks different in real life.

- O...

- No way that that could happen.

Okay, you know what,

can we please get a picture up,

please, of Mr. Blankets?

Okay, that is not

Mr. Blankets!

Oh.

No, no, no,

this is his friend.

I didn't bring him.

This is... this is Mr. Duvet.

Man:

We hate Mr. Duvet.

We want Mr. Blankets!

Boo!

Security. Security. Somebody...

somebody call security!

I am Mr. Blankets!

- I made him!

- He's a cat!

I'm the nominee!

I made the videos!

He's a cat!

Boo this! Boo this!

- you!

- you!

you!

Wow, you are such

a sad and angry man.

Boo the angry man!

Chris:

Okay, get him. There he is.

Go ahead. Go.

Wow.

Well, we, uh...

we clearly have to disqualify

Mr. Blankets.

That is such a shame.

I am Mr. Blankets!

I made him!

Well, we've tabulated your votes, and

we've come up with a clear winner.

Will the remaining contestants

please take the stage?

This is the moment

we've all been waiting for.

Who will get

their very own TV show?

Will it be

the lovely Amber Day,

a.k.a. Miss Cloudbottom,

the Dogcatcher.

Or will it be Tomas

"The Parody Boss"...

and friend?

Or will it be Veronica

"The Wobbly Walk" Decker?

And the winner is...

- Tomas.

- Yes! Justice!

Oh, I knew it!

You are not the winner.

What?

Oh... Veronica.

I hate to do this to you.

But how would you like

your own TV show?

Congratulations!

Oh!

Congratulations.

Thank you! Whoo!

Yeah!

- Hit it!

- Wobbly, Wobbly Walk

Do The Wobbly,

Wobbly Walk

- You can do it

- Wobble, Wobble, Wobble

- If you try

- Wobble, Wobble, Wobble

Now shake,

shake on the floor

Come on, baby

Veronica:
What I wanted

to do originally was

Broadway.

Uh, Woody Allen movie.

Win an Oscar.

But this is... similar.

Announcer:
with your

host Veronica Decker.

Hello, and welcome to

"Wobble with the Web Stars."

Where we took a show like "Dancing

with the Stars" and did it cheaper.

Gentlemen,

without further ado,

I present to you a sneak peek

of Amber Day's new character,

- Katie the Veterinarian.

- Whoo!

Hey, everyone, it's me,

Katie the Veterinarian.

Dennis:

Thanks for visiting, Mom.

I think this is

gonna cheer you up.

Look who came to see you.

You get that goddamn cat

out of here right now!

- Dennis...

- You ruined my life!

- Now! Now!

- Mr. Blankets.

Dale:
I went through a

very messy divorce.

Though, I would call it

a category four divorce.

Lucy's out of the biz.

Uh, I wanted her to-to have

a stable environment at home

with a dad who occasionally scares

the living hell out of her.

Uh, but I stopped doing that.

Of course, uh,

I still think about it.

Uh, Lucy's doing great.

Hasn't spoken a single word...

for two years.

That doctors say

that because I spent

the vast majority

of her life,

uh, dressed up

like a swamp demon,

that that probably has

something to do with why

she's not developed

speech patterns yet.

And why she also, um,

screams in her dreams.

Tomas:

Nobody watches TV anymore.

I'm literally the most famous

person in the whole world.

So I have been working on

a super-secret project

that is gonna blow you away.

Tomas Butterman presents

"Harvest Moon," a vampire web series.

I can't let you do this.

It's too dangerous, Tristin.

I can't help it, Roman.

- The prophecy's too strong.

- You're too strong.

I can feel it.

All my YouTube friends

wanna be in it.

And I was like, "Uh, sorry,

real actors only."

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The Wobbly Walk,

The Wobbly Walk

The Wobbly Walk

The Wobbly Walk,

The Wobbly Walk

The Wobbly, Wobbly,

Wobbly Walk

The Wobbly Walk,

The Wobbly Walk

The Wobbly, Wobbly,

Wobbly Walk

The Wobble, Wobble, Wobble,

Wobble, Wobble, Wobble

Do The Wobbly Wobbly Walk

Do The Wobbly

Wobbly Walk

- You can do it

- Wobble, Wobble, Wobble

- If you try

- Wobble, Wobble, Wobble

You gotta shake,

shake on the floor

Come on, baby

I'm doing it,

I'm doing it

I'm doing it, I'm doing it

Don't be sad 'cause

your boyfriend broke up

Do The Wobbly,

Wobbly Walk

Do The Wobbly, Wobbly Walk

The Wobbly Walk,

The Wobbly Walk

The Wobbly, Wobbly,

Wobbly Walk

The Wobbly Walk,

The Wobbly Walk

The Wobbly, Wobbly,

Wobbly Walk

Do The Wobbly,

Wobbly Walk

- Wobble, Wobble, Wobble

- Do The Wobbly, Wobbly Walk

- Wobble, Wobble, Wobble -

Do The Wobbly, Wobbly Walk

- Wobble, Wobble, Wobble

- Do The Wobbly, Wobbly Walk

Wobble, Wobble, Wobble

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