Interstate 60 Page #5

that you enjoy.

Although I will admit I have been

considering a career change.

Job in a convenience store...

Or maybe becoming...

a male prostitute.

You're gay?

- You're f***ing with me, aren't you?

- Yeah.

Fact is I'm a virgin.

I always will be.

My penis...

was cut off in a very weird accident,

when I was nine.

Yeah, right.

You want to see it?

Yeah... show me.

Holy sh*t.

Oh, God...

Oh, let me tell you, the world is very different pace,

when you're not constantly thinking about sex.

or responding sexually to everything...

Yeah.

I go to guess that'd would be.

Wait, how would you know?

How would you know,

what it's like to not have something, you never had?

Now you're thinking.

You'd be surprised,

how many people take that statement on faith.

Sounds right,

so they just except it.

As I say.

Messing with peoples heads,

can be a lot of fun.

You should try it.

Some nice scenery coming up ahead.

Hello then...

you're going my way?

If you're going west.

Then, that's my way.

Hey, why don't you hop in the back,

because huggy here is gonna wanna take a good look at me,

and if I'm in the front,

he'll have a better view.

And if you're in the back...

so will you.

I'm Laura.

Neal.

Oh, and that's Mr. Grant.

So, where you going Laura?

Me?

Oh, I'm going to a...

find a perfect f***.

Wow, that's an interesting destination.

Yeah, ever been there?

- Can't say that I have.

- Me either.

But so far the trip's been pretty exciting.

Only, how will you know,

when you've gotten there?

That is the problem.

It's actually become my obsession,

but you don't need to hear about it.

Sure, sure I do.

The first time, wasn't that great.

I'm thinking:

This is it?

This is what all these songs are written about?

I mean, talk about hype.

Second time was a little bit better.

Third time, now that was a hot time.

Forth time, not as good as the third time.

But once I've done it enough to have all these

expiriences to compare, just drove me nuts.

I mean,

what if the best one was right around the corner?

You know, how much better,

would the perfect one be?

So this became my quest.

No, there is times,

when wish I've gone to the convent.

But my obsession,

becomes your opportunities.

You little stun muffin.

You want to take advantage of a girl that can't say no?

Any guy turned you down before?

Not unless he was gay.

OK...

What number would I be?

But I have got a very,

very good hearing about you,

and there's something very, very special.

- I think I'm gonna pass, Laura.

- What do you mean, you will pass?

Guys don't pass.

Oh, I'm clean, there is no disease,

if that's what you're worried about.

I've got condoms...

all best kinds.

Come on Neal...

stick it to me.

I'm not doing it. Period.

So, you just.

You are not man enough?

You meet a real woman

and you turn in to a wuss?

Think you want measure up, hmmm?

Well, you'll never know,

will you?

Because if I don't do it...

I want be number 2000 and whatever.

I'll be number One.

That one guy.

Guy you will remember for the rest of your life.

You stay up at night,

thinking about me, wondering,

Was he the One?

The answer is yes.

I am the perfect f***.

The one you never had...

Perfect on every way...

Look, stop it, stop it...

This is Zen thing, it's amazing...

I've never been perfect in anything before.

Well, you can f*** me.

A mind f***, and it was terrible.

It was good for me.

What about you Mr.?

I'll bet,

you're a real man.

You're man enough to be in my book?

Oh, Hell yes.

Put me down in there.

But I sometimes got little troubles...

getting excited.

Let me take care of that baby.

Now, that's a museum you'd really appreciate.

What is it? A bunch of bogus paintings

Stop in Renburg. Have a look.

You'll find it very...

thought provoking.

450 mile to Danver.

Quarter tank of gas, and no money.

Well, when Columbus set sail,

he didn't know if it had any wind.

Stop!

Help. Stop!

Jesus lady...

Help my, please, my son...

took my car and run off. I think he's in Banton.

Will you take me there?

I've got to find him.

Look I'm sorry,

but I'm not going that way.

I'll pay you... $53.

It's all I have just take me to Banton.

Help my find my son, please.

You need money.

She shows up.

Coincidence?

All right lady, hop in. I'll take you.

- Thank you

Well, I'll hop out.

You're gettin' in tune with the highway.

Say,

that's important.

Good luck Neal.

Hey, wait a minute. Am I gonna see you again?

Always wanting an answer.

Well, maybe you'll find it in Banton.

I'll pay you the rest,

when we'll find Philip.

Oh, I'm Susan Ross.

Neal Oliver.

- So, how old is Philip, Susan?

- 16.

He's my baby.

He's all I have.

He's run away before,

but he's always come back.

God I am so scared...

What if I never find him?

- Well, did you call the Police?

- They say I should look in Banton

It's not like I've been a bad mother.

it's just...

so hard when you're all alone.

We're gonna find him Susan.

We'll find him.

It is illegal to sell,

consume, or transport Euphoria,

beyond the city limits, under penalty of law.

Be warned, it is highly addictive.

Even in small doses.

Withdraw from Euphoria, has known to cause injury and death.

All responsible citizens, are urged to avoid this drug at all costs,

and stay in the Euphoria-free zones.

Euphoria is legal in Banton,

and is distributed within the Banton city limits.

- However ...

What kind of town is this?

it is illegal to sell, consume ..

Maybe we should talk to the Police?

Come on.

16-year-old,

in town with legal drugs, and a rave.

Sorry,

but I don't think he'll be at the library.

The next bus to the rave is leaving in five minutes...

The next bus to the rave is leaving in five minutes.

First timers?

Are you aware,

that Euphoria is being distributed inside,

that it is dangerous, and addictive substance,

and it is strongly advised not to partake of it?

Well, how can we not be?

Go on.

You'll need this.

No, thanks.

Don't be stupid.

This is the answer.

This is to everything.

And you really need it.

Susan!

He's over here.

Philip.

Oh, thank God,

we've found you.

Please, let's go home.

Chill ma, I am home.

See this? This is the place.

The happiest place on earth.

You can't stay here.

You have to come home.

But Mom!

Who's this?

New stud boyfriend?

Sure can pick 'em.

- You've got school.

- F*** school.

I've got Euphoria.

Here, try some mom, the best.

Philip.

You can't stay here.

Yo, I'm in legal age here.

I can do anything I want.

I want... Euphoria.

You stole my car.

It's in the impound yard. Take it.

I don't want it. Eat it.

No, you take me there.

Go away. Leave me alone

Hey, what's a matter with you?

What's going on her?

Hey, now break it up.

Philip come home.

- That's it.

- Philip! Philip! Please come home.

The fact is ma'am, here your son's legal age.

He wants to stay...

He can't be forced to leave.

And...

He wants to stay.

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