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with me once you were free.
I said I wouldn't whilst I wasn't,
which implies no promise once I am.
Noted.
Let me rephrase.
I would be delighted... honored, really...
if you'd...
Howard!
Ow! Howard!
Howard!
I'm sentimental.
Well, I'm free this evening, so I suppose
a little dinner would do no harm.
Yes. Thank you.
I'll take care of it.
Marylin, this is
a moment to savor.
Yes, we were adversaries,
but we were also professionals.
So let us raise a glass
to friendship.
To victory.
So, how does it feel?
Sorry?
Victory. Independence.
Oh, um...
- Well, frankly, Miles...
- It's not everything you'd hoped for?
I know the feeling.
Independence.
Two-edged sword.
My friend... My best friend...
Sarah Sorkin?
Sarah Battista-O'Flanagan-Sorkin?
The O'Flanagan settlement?
- Ahh.
- Hmm.
- Huh.
- Anyway, three fine settlements.
More money
than she could ever hope to spend.
Yes.
Her vaunted independence.
Don't tell me. She sits around the house, afraid to
see people, afraid to put her portfolio into play.
And only a peptic ulcer
to keep her warm at night.
Yes.
There's a certain point
when you've achieved your goals.
You realize that you're
still not satisfied.
Yes.
We should order.
You know,
I'm not really hungry.
Neither am I.
Shh.
Hello?
Miles?
Hello? Marylin?
Sarah Sorkin just died!
Marylin!
Her ulcer...
perforated.
Infection.
Yes.
Miles?
Yes, Marylin?
She was alone.
She'd been dead for two days
before her Pilates instructor found her.
Marylin, listen to me.
No arguments. No discussions.
I'll have Wrigley meet us at the Wee Kirk o' the Heather.
- Wrigley!
- The vows are from an Arapaho dawn greeting ceremony.
The music is Simon and Garfunkel.
And this is the Massey prenup.
- You the two gettin' married?
- Mr. MacKinnon here will be officiating.
Sorry. Short notice.
Pen.
Marylin, you're welcome
to examine this.
This is the Massey prenup.
As you know, it's ironclad.
We tried to reach Freddy Bender.
We tried to reach Freddy, to have him here for your protection,
but we couldn't find him. I couldn't get him.
Are you two here to get married
or to bullshit?
- So you can't hope to benefit from the marriage?
- Not in any way.
And my wealth is completely...
completely protected?
As if a lead veil
had been drawn across it.
Do you still want to marry me?
More than ever.
Are ya rentin' kilts?
Do you, Miles Longfellow Massey,
of Massey, Myerson, Sloan
and Gurolnick, L.L.P.,
take Marylin Hamilton-Rexroth-Doyle
to be your lawful wedded wife?
I do. Yes. I do. I do.
Let me finish.
Jesus, have you never been married before?
To have and to hold, to love and to cherish,
till death do you part?
I do.
And do you,
Marylin Hamilton-Rexroth-Doyle,
take Miles Longfellow Massey
to be your lawful wedded husband,
To have and to hold, to love and to cherish,
till death do you part?
- I do.
- I now pronounce you man and wife.
I'll take care of you later.
No, no, no, no, no. No.
This is all wrong. Wha...
Is it the kilt?
Do you love me?
More than anything.
Can I trust you?
Yes. You can trust me.
Darling, you're exposed.
A sitting duck.
I hereby declare the 12th Congress
of the National Organization...
of Matrimonial Attorneys Nation wide... open.
As our first order of business, it is a privilege
to call to the podium our keynote speaker.
From the Los Angeles firm of Massey,
Myerson, Sloan and Gurolnick,
a man whose name is synonymous
with bitter disputes and big awards,
Miles Massey.
Thank you, Branco.
In the world of...
In the world of matrimonial law,
there are...
In the world of matrimonial law,
there are multiple tactics...
Friends,
this morning I stand before you
a very different Miles Massey...
than the one that
addressed you last year...
on the disposition of marital assets
following murder/suicide.
I wish to talk to you today
not about technical matters of law.
I wish to talk to you
about something more important.
I wish to talk to you
from the heart...
because today...
for the first time in my life,
I stand before you... naked...
vulnerable...
and in love.
Love.
It's a word
we matrimonial lawyers avoid.
Funny, isn't it? We're frightened of this
emotion, which is, in a sense,
the seed of our livelihood.
is here to tell you...
that love need
cause us no fear.
Love need cause us no shame.
Love is...
good.
Love is good.
I am, of course, aware that these remarks
will be received here with cynicism.
Cynicism, that cloak that
advertises our indifference...
Well, I'm here to tell you that that cynicism
which we think protects us...
in fact destroys.
Destroys love,
destroys our clients,
and, ultimately,
destroys ourselves.
Colleagues, when our clients come to us
confused and angry and hurting...
is guttering and threatens to die,
do we seek to extinguish that flame
so that we can sift...
through the smoldering wreckage
for our paltry reward,
or do we fan
this precious flame,
this most precious flame,
back into loving, roaring life?
Do we counsel fear or trust?
Do we seek to destroy or build?
Do we meet our clients'problems
with cynicism...
or with love?
The choice is, of course,
each of ours.
For my part, I've made the leap of love,
and there's no going back.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is
the last time I will address you...
as the president of N.O.M.A. N...
or as a member.
I intend to devote myself to pro bono
work in East Los Angeles...
or... one of those other...
God bless you all.
I love you, man.
So, Wrigley, I'm gonna be relinquishing
my partnership in Massey, Myerson.
If you'd care to join me in my
new endeavor, I'd be delighted.
Of course, I can't offer you the same kind of financial
remuneration you've grown accustomed to,
but the work'll have
to serve as its own reward.
Barkeep, we'll have two of your finest scotches.
That's the, uh...
- I propose a toast. Barkeep!
- That's... That's the soap that used to belong to, uh...
Now, you'll be serving in a junior capacity, of course.
Donovan Donaly.
- Miles, that's, uh... that's, uh... uh...
- It'll be a small operation, a boutique.
Let me tell you what they called me
in medical school.
The... I don't see why
my leadership skills should...
Howard?
Mackenzie the Mechanical Marvel.
It's Howard.
You see, I have no nerves.
He's not an oil tycoon.
An actor.
Doctor, this is highly unusual.
So Marylin married a soap actor.
So she's... she's... poor.
Get yourself some clean scrubs
and have them prepare the O.R.
- Well, thank God you have the prenup.
- I have no prenup.
- You have no prenup.
- I have no prenup.
You have no prenup.
Thanks.
Okay.
- Marylin?
- Oh, hello, Miles.
- Going back to L.A.?
- Yes.
Look, Miles, I think it's only fair
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