Irish Jam Page #7

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I represent.

So I didn't disappoint them. Pulled

off the scam of a lifetime.

But it's all over now. Its time for

Jimmy Da Jam to get back to...

...familiar territory, make

another quick buck.

And then what? You spend it and you

make another, and you make another...

...and another. Where does it all end?

Can't you see the emptiness of it?

Stay. Come on what have

you got to lose?

You can't keep on running, Jimmy.

What are you running from?

Everybody loves you.

Everybody loves you just

the way you are.

Are you going to make me say it,

I love you?

Okay. I love you.

Please, don't go.

Please don't go.

I got to go, Maureen.

I got to go.

-Jimmy.

-James McDevitt, you stop there!

Or as God is my witness, I will not

be responsible for my actions.

And that goes for me to. And

remember I hit twice as hard.

McDevitt!

You're a liar and a scam artist.

This time I'm going to

beat the hell out of you.

But only if you take one more step

towards that boat.

This village needs you.

Jimmy Da Jam man.

We'd like you to stay.

That's all of us.

-Jimmy!

-My God.

Jimmy.

Please don't leave. Me dad left me.

Don't you leave me, too.

Don't leave.

Maureen Duffy. Kathleen Duffy.

Do youse take this man, James

Winston Da Jam McDevitt...

...to be your lawful husband

and father?

I do.

Kathleen, you've not lost your

voice again, have you?

Yes.

Come on, come on!

Okay, then. You can count me in.

Thank the Lord for that.

With the powers passed on down

to me I now declare you a family.

Well, go on then, Jimmy. You're

legal, you may kiss the bride.

You don't have to tell me twice.

My dad was right about

the magic ones.

But then everyone has a little bit of

magic in them, don't you think?

What? You don't believe me?

Jimmy!

Get your black ass away

from that girl.

You're not going to get away from

me Jimmy. Surprise.

The long lost son of Ireland.

You know baby. There comes a time

in a man's life when a man's got...

...to do what a man's got to do.

And I just did it.

Yeah.

-Come on!

-Where we going with the...

Now I...

And domesticated, too.

Just how I like my rappers.

I like to wrap something up

myself every day.

For Christmas I wrap and I wrap.

Pettikreep, I trust you...

I've got cramp in my foot, sorry.

Eat, it just doesn't matter. They

don't know how to feed black...

...people here. We're gonna have to

teach them. Okey dokey.

We want to start with pancakes.

Who wants pancakes?

I want pancakes.

Pancakes, Pancakes!

I never had no bear before. A little

bear could be a good thing.

It seems he wouldn't know a straight

line if it jumped up and bit him...

...on the arse. And then it...

Come on stand now!

Behave... Forward... You bugger,

get over there!

Oh and Euen!

Hi, sorry.

D'you know cameraman, you're

Italian, just like Frank Sinatra.

Good friend of mine man, dig that

man. Okay, I'm ready. Reloaded.

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