Iron Invader Page #5

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As much as sharks.

What are you thinking?

We cover the propane tank

in blood, we use it as bait.

When that thing goes for

it we shoot the tank,

blows the whole thing

to Kingdom Come.

Sounds good.

It's good.

Yeah.

Okay.

Where are you going?

To get my daughter.

Okay but you stay behind me,

we go to the drivers side

so we don't wet that

things appetite, okay?

Okay.

You ready?

Yeah.

[dramatic music]

Holy crap!

It's alive!

[dramatic music]

I wouldn't get too close

if I were you!

Well, you're not me,

are you?

Aaah!!!

[pounding]

[screams]

Aaah!!!

This is nuts!

Holy crap!

Mom!

[dramatic music]

Don't get out!

Get back in the car!

Stay in the car!

We're going to blow it up!

[dramatic music heightens]

Okay.

[dramatic music heightens]

Sweet.

[suspense music]

What's it doing?

Just sitting there.

You got any spray cleaner?

Spray cleaner?

Yeah, something

that kills germs!

[suspense music]

Look out!

[screams of agony]

Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

[screams of agony]

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Dear God in heaven!

[screams of agony]

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Wait.

That's not a vein.

Okay you do it.

Yeah, okay, alright.

No, no, no, I mean

you cut me.

No, it's better I do this,

you have to shoot the tank.

[loud clanging sounds]

This is a nightmare.

What are you doing

with the soap?

I'm going to find a way

to kill this thing

before anyone else does.

Do you think soap is strong

enough to kill something

as dangerous as this?

It says antibacterial.

You okay?

Yeah.

You really never had another

girlfriend after me?

Nothing serious, no.

You're crazy.

Half the girls in town

want you.

Peggy.

Soap didn't do crap.

Maybe not but

it's something.

Trust me, we've

just got to think.

What else kills bacteria?

[loud clanging sounds]

[dramatic music heightens]

This spray cleaner says

it kills germs.

It's coming!

[screams]

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey!

Smell this you hunk of junk!

Come on!

Come on, over here!

Max, lets get

out of here!

Come on!

Hey!

It's coming!

It's coming back!

Oh my God!

[screaming]

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't touch it!

[screaming]

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey!

[screaming]

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on!

Look what I got!

Hey!

Hey!

[screams]

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!

Suck on this!

She's got more balls

than both of us put together.

Look what I got.

That's it.

Come on.

That's it.

Come on.

Come on!

Get in the bar.

[dramatic music heightens]

Am I okay?

Yeah, you're fine.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Why didn't it kill me?

I touched it.

Agh!

Son of a b*tch!

Oh no!

Shoot the tank!

I can't, it's too far away,

I won't do anything.

[gunfire]

Run mom!

We've got to get

out of here,

we've got

to get inside.

We'll figure it out.

Claire, stay in the car!

We'll be right back,

baby!

Oh God.

Oh no.

What happened to Tony?

What do you think?

[loud banging]

I've got to help them.

What are you going

to do?

I'm going to get

the tank.

[loud banging]

What are you doing?

I'm going to chop that son

of a b*tch to pieces.

Max, be careful!

Are you crazy?

That's suicide!

That thing is going to bust

in the door any second.

[loud banging]

Bullets are bouncining off it o

unless you got a better idea.

Hey! Hey!!!!

You want a taste of this!

Damn it!

Well we'd better

do something!

Hey!

You want a taste of this!

[loud bangs]

Jake!

Jake! Jake, get ready!!

Jake!

Jake!

It's Max.

Alright, everybody

stay here.

Open the door.

Jake!

Jake, get ready!

Drop the tank!!

Get outta there!!

Run Max!!

Max, watch out!

Shoot it!

Move now, get out!

[dramatic music intensifies]

[gun fire]

[explosion]

Max!

Max!

[screams]

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

[screams]

Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be damned.

[dramatic music]

Help!

Amanda, look!

What?

The chink in the armour!

[sobbing]

Help!!! Help!!!!!!

[dramatic music]

Earl!

Earl!

[sobbing]

Max!

Get up!

[sobbing]

Move!

[sobbing]

Help! Help!!!!!!

Come on!

Are you okay, Max?

Max!

It don't like booze.

Earl, you alright?

Let's get you up.

Lets get out of here.

[sobbing]

Get up, get up!

Grab some bottles!

What is that?

What are you doing?

It doesn't like alcohol.

Have a drink you alien

son of a b*tch.

[sobbing]

Baby.

Are you okay?

[sobbing]

Yeah, but I

touched it.

Why didn't it kill me?

The metal was infected

with a bacteria

that feeds on blood iron.

Thank God you're anemic.

I'd say we got every

single one of them

small fry alien bastards.

What are we going to do

with all this scrap metal?

Well I can tell you what

we're not going to do with it.

Don't worry, I'm retiring

from the Golum business.

This stuffs all going in

the compacter just to be sure.

Yeah, well we're going

to take this with us,

just to be sure.

I'll go get the loader.

Yes!

Yes!

I know it's illegal to call

in a false report.

This is not a hoax.

What are you

looking for Earl?

My baby, she's

in here someplace.

Baby?

No, no, no, the Sheriff

and the deputy are dead,

do you understand that?

They're dead,

there is no law enforcement

in Redeemer right now.

Aha!! Here she is!

Look I just...

All that for a bottle

of liquor?

It's no ordinary

bottle of liquor,

this is Special Reserve.

This is worth more

than my damn truck.

I've been saving her

for a special occasion.

Well surviving last night

certainly qualifies.

I'll go find some glasses.

Okay, that's fine, you know

where to find me okay?

Yeah, you too.

Well, I just talked

to the State Police.

Do they believe you?

Not a word, they didn't

believe the kids either.

The good news is they're on

the way to arrest me.

What? What for?

Calling in a hoax.

That's the good news.

At least they are

coming, right?

You okay?

I will be.

We need to work on getting

you a girlfriend.

I told you, I'm picky.

How picky?

Very picky.

Well, nice to see

something good

came out of this

horror show.

Good timing.

Oh thank you.

Thank you.

[dramatic music]

Oh man, you've got

to be kidding me.

[dramatic music]

That bacteria really

doesn't want to die.

I sure hope they

appreciate fine liquor.

Well, we're going to have

to douse the entire yard,

just to be sure.

You got any more of that

Special Reserve stashed away?

Do bears crap in the woods?

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