Iron Man 3 Page #9

Don't open. Don't open.

-(BEEPING)

- All right. Let's go.

(GRUNTING)

You... You breathe fire? Okay.

(GROWLING)

(GRUNTING)

It's a glorious day, Savin.

This time tomorrow,

I'll have the West's

most powerful leader in one hand,

and the world's

most feared terrorist in the other.

I'll own the war on terror.

Create supply and demand.

For you, for your brothers and sisters.

Trust me,

you're gonna be in a puddle of blood

on the ground in five, four, three...

Come on! Two...

How did we get this shift?

All right,

I'm gonna give you a chance to escape.

- Put down your weapons.

-(SIGHING)

Tie yourselves to those chairs.

I'll let you live.

In five, four, bang!

- Ooh!

- Wow. That was...

You should be gone by now.

You should've already been gone.

I am just beyond terrified.

Here it comes.

- Three, four...

- Shut up.

- Five, four, three, two, one!

-(GRUNTING)

- Told you.

-(GROANS)

(GROANING)

Where's the rest?

(RATTLING)

(REPULSOR POWERING UP)

(CLAMOURING)

(GRUNTING)

(GROANS)

(SCREAMING)

Honestly,

I hate working here. They are so weird.

(GRUNTING)

Ah! Better late than never.

Not this time.

Not the face.

Phew! It's good to be back.

Hello, by the way.

JARVIS:
Oh, hello, sir.

(BEEPING)

GUARD'. All personnel, Stark is loose

and somewhere in the compound.

Repeat, Stark is loose

and somewhere in the compound.

- Ah! Let's go!

-(THRUSTERS MISFIRING)

Aw, crap.

(GROANING)

(GRUNTING)

Tony?

Rhodey, tell me

that was you in the suit.

- No. You got yours'?

-Uh... Mmm.

Kind of.

Main house, as fast as you can.

There's somebody I'd like you to meet.

(SNORING)

- You, you, you! Move! Get out!

-(GIRLS WHIMPERING)

The room is secure.

I have eyes on the Mandarin.

- What's this? I had winners.

-(GUNSHOTS)

What have you come as?

You make a move,

and I break your face.

I never thought people had been hurt.

They lied to me.

This is the Mandarin?

Yeah, I know, it's...

It's embarrassing.

Hi, Trevor. Trevor Slattery.

I know I'm shorter in person.

A bit smaller. Everyone says that.

But, um, hey,

if you're here to arrest me,

there's some people I'd like to roll on.

Here's how it works, Meryl Streep.

You tell him where Pepper is

and he'll stop doing it.

- Doing what?

-(SIZZLING)

on! I get it! Ow! That hurt.

I get it! I get it!

I don't know about any Pepper,

but I know about the plan.

Spill.

RHODEY:
Do you know

what they did to my suit?

What? No.

But I do know it's happening

off the coast.

Something to do with a big boat.

I can take you there.

(CHANTING)

Ole', ole', ole', ole'...

Tony, I swear to God,

I'm gonna blow his face off.

Oh, and this next bit may include

the vice president as well.

Is that...

Is that important?

- Somewhat.

- Yeah, a little bit.

TONY:
So?

RHODEY:
What are we gonna do?

I mean, we don't have any transport.

- Right.

-(BEER OPENS)

Hey, Ringo.

Didn't you say something

about a "lovely speedboat"?

If he's right about the location,

we're 20 minutes from where Pepper is.

But we also have to figure out this

-vice president thing, right?

- Right.

I wonder who I'm calling right now.

Oh! That's the vice president.

Thanks.

Hello?

TONY". Sir, this is Tony Stark.

Welcome back to the land of the living.

We believe you're about to be drawn

into the Mandarin campaign.

We gotta get you somewhere safe

as soon as possible.

Mr Stark, I'm about

to eat honey-roast ham,

surrounded by the Agency's finest.

The president's safe on Air Force One

with Colonel Rhodes.

I think we're good, here.

RHODEY:
Sir, this is Colonel Rhodes.

They're using the Iron Patriot

as a Trojan horse.

They're gonna take out

the president somehow.

We have to immediately

alert that plane.

Okay, I'm on it.

I'll have security lock it down.

If need be, they can have

F-22s in the air in 30 seconds.

- Thank you, Colonel.

Rhodes and Stark out.

Everything okay, sir?

Couldn't be better.

I love you, babe.

Colonel Rhodes.

Glad to see you could make it, son.

I feel safer already.

RHODEY:

We gotta make a decision.

We can either save the president,

or Pepper. We can't do both.

JARVIS:
Sir,

I have an update from Malibu.

The cranes have finally arrived,

and the cellar doors

are being cleared as we speak.

TONY:
And what about

the suit I'm wearing?

JARVIS:
The armour is now at 92%.

That's going to have to do.

Oh! Here he comes.

Here he comes. Get a quick picture.

Sure.

Oh!

(SIZZLING)

(BEEPING)

Everything all right, Colonel?

(GRUNTING)

(GROANS)

(GROANING)

(SCREAMING)

(GASPS)

It is an honour, Mr President.

If you're gonna do it, do it!

Whoa! Cool your boots, sir.

That's not how the Mandarin works.

Sir, Air Force One

has been compromised.

Internal shots, temperature spikes.

Get me eyes on it now.

Image coming through now, sir.

Was that Rhodes?

-(BANGING)

- MAN:
Is anyone there?

WOMAN:
Let us out!

(GROANING)

(GRUNTS)

TONY:
The President.

Now.

He's not here.

-(ELECTRICAL CRACKLING)

-(MECHANISMS GRINDING)

(GROANING SOFTLY)

Try the jet stream?

Speaking of which, go fish.

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(METAL CREAKING)

-(POWERING UP)

-(TONY GRUNTING)

(COUGHS)

Walk away from that, you son of a b*tch.

(ALL SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

How many in the air?

JARVIS:
Thirteen, sir.

- How many can I carry?

- JARVIS:
Four, sir.

Slow down. Slow down, relax.

What's your name? Heather?

(SCREAMING)

(SHRIEKING)

HEATHER:
Oh, God! No! No!

TONY:
Listen to me.

See that guy?

I'm gonna swing by,

you're just gonna grab him.

- You got it?

- What? Oh!

(HEATHER RESUMES SCREAMING)

I'll electrify your arm,

you won't be able to open your hand.

We can do this, Heather.

(HEATHER WHIMPERING)

Easy, see? Eleven more to go.

(SCREAMING)

Remember that game

called Barrel of Monkeys?

That's what we're going to do.

JARVIS:
18,000 feet.

Come on, people.

Everybody, grab your monkey.

Nice.

JARVIS:
10,000 feet.

(YELLING)

6,000 feet.

Come on, people.

Come on, come on, come on!

Yeah!

JARVIS:
1, 000 feet.

400 feet.

200 feet, sir.

TONY:
He's a chunky monkey,

let's get him.

Hello.

(TONY STRAINING)

(PASSENGERS CHEERING)

MAN:
We made it!

Nice work, guys!

Excellent.

Good team effort all around. Go us.

All right, Jarvis.

But it's only half-done.

We've still got to get Pepper...

(SIGHING)

That came out of nowhere.

Wow.

Give me some good news, man.

I think they all made it.

Oh, thank God.

Yeah, but I missed the president.

You couldn't save the president

with the suit,

how are we gonna save Pepper

with nothing?

Uh... Say, Jarvis,

is it that time?

The House Party Protocol, sir?

Correct.

(GASPS)

Hi.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

You think he's gonna help you?

He won't.

Having you here is not

just to motivate Tony Stark. It's, um...

Well, it's actually

more embarrassing than that.

You're here as my, um...

trophy-

(CHUCKLES) Mmm.

Good evening, sir.

(GASPS)

Welcome aboard, Mr President.

KILLIAN:
Ever hear

of an elephant graveyard?

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