Iron Man and Captain America: Heroes United Page #4

your terrific acting.

How about you make it easy

on yourself and give up?

I've studied you both!

I know how you fight!

Yeah, but I'm guessing you don't

know how we fight together.

You know, I don't think he does.

This is gonna be fun.

(GRUNTS)

Really?

You let yourself get captured

and turned into a psycho?

It seemed like a good

idea at the time.

Isn't that what you always say?

Oh, I get it. You used my

spontaneous style... (GROANS)

...to sneak in and get

brainwashed so you

could find out where

the red skull is.

Stay!

So, I win the bet!

No, it was all part of "the

plan," so I won the bet.

Let's just say we're even.

By the way, what's hydra up to?

You don't wanna know.

You sure we shouldn't bring

him along, just in case?

He's too dangerous. We'll have S.H.I.E.L.D.

come and get him.

Just in case.

Don't go anywhere now, copycat.

IRON MAN:
So, you're

not gonna change?

This outfit tricked taskmaster,

it might work on the skull, too.

Stop stealing my

crazy idea schtick!

JARVIS:
Sir, I've

got something.

The missing mark vi's beacon is nearby

but weak, as if it were shielded.

What are you doing?

Scanning for the suit of armor

that taskmaster stole from me.

Wow, he really played you.

Were you planning on telling me?

What?

I mean, I meant to

let him steal it.

Yeah, so we could trace him.

Right.

All right, fine! Let's

just go bust some skulls.

(CLANKING)

AUTOMATED VOICE:
Iron man

armor access granted.

Hmm.

I think a name

change is in order.

I kinda like the iron master.

(CHUCKLES) Catchy.

So, not a word about my flying?

Your flying is the

least of my worries.

Oh, what? You don't

like my plan?

It's just a little too "me".

Come on, it's well thought out.

And it's the last thing

red skull would expect.

I figured the wild man

in you would love it.

This is the quietest

you've ever been.

What're you up to back there?

I'm not saying,

just in case skull still has

some control over your brain.

You really think

I'd turn on you?

Probably not, but

I like surprises,

so I'm working on a back-up plan

just in case yours doesn't work.

Wow, strategy from iron man?

What I can say, you're

rubbing off on me.

Maybe I'll earn a merit badge.

Got an incoming transmission,

better get outta sight.

Right.

AUTOMATED VOICE:
Approaching

vessel, identify.

This is taskmaster's

ship, vessel 6769.

Captain hydra requesting

permission to land.

6769, maintain your course.

RED SKULL:
Captain,

what have you to say?

Hail hydra!

Ah. Good.

Where is the taskmaster?

He tried to convince

me to betray you, sir.

He failed.

His turning on me

was inevitable,

but I did not

expect it so soon.

I took the liberty of

destroying the traitor.

You'll make a

worthy replacement.

Perhaps even my

second in command.

IRON MAN:
Nice.

Hydra has a great

benefit package, man.

Medical, dental,

free mind control.

And you're already wearing one of

their snazzy matching outfits.

Hey, how about you work

on that backup plan?

HYDRA TECH:
(OVER PA) Hydra

troopers, mobilize to 031.

All flight crews report

to mission briefing.

(LOUD WHIRRING)

I don't like this. They're

prepping for a large scale attack.

Well, then it's a good thing

we showed up for the party.

I can pretend to be a bad guy.

What are you gonna do?

I've got something up my sleeve.

I pretty much invented

stealth tech so...

That's surprising, considering

how much you like to be seen.

Captain America cracking jokes.

I like it! Now you just have

to work on being funny.

Sir. We're to escort you

to the great leader.

Carry on.

Hey, we've got an intruder!

Actually, you've got two.

(GRUNTING)

(CHUCKLING) I knew you couldn't

stay out of sight long.

No, no, it's just you being a

hydra goon is creeping me out.

Yeah, I'm gonna need a long shower

when we're done with this mission.

Of course, there's a giant

hydra rocket down here.

Why can't these guys

just rob jewelry stores?

That doesn't look any better.

What is it anyway?

CAPTAIN AMERICA:
It's red skull's

new army, compliments of my blood.

(LOUD WHIRRING)

(GRUNTING)

(LOUD SHRIEK)

'Cause the world needs more

captain America mutations,

freaks and weirdos?

Seriously, hydra.

IRON MAN:
Did you notice how I

didn't just run out there this time?

CAPTAIN AMERICA:
Yes,

and I was surprised.

IRON MAN:
You were supposed

to say, "impressed".

So, what are they

doing down here?

I don't know, but

that looks familiar.

Isn't that one of yours?

IRON MAN:
They're mass

producing my repulsor Cannon!

I'm gonna sue 'em.

Right after I beat 'em

into next Sunday.

That's not the only thing

they've ripped off.

(LOUD THUD)

(HISSING)

IRON MAN:
Is that a

copy of your shield?

It's huge.

All right, so what's

our big strategy?

We destroy everything.

Now you're talking.

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTING)

This design is ingenious.

These weapons will make

hydra unstoppable.

You know, the wattage settings on

these arc capacitors are all wrong.

(GASPS)

Sound the alarm! (GRUNTS)

No, don't.

(ALARM BUZZING) Argh!

Stark! What the

heck are you doing?

What? I'm blowing stuff up!

(GRUNTS)

Sorry, slowpoke.

(GRUNTING)

(LOUD EXPLOSION)

Come on, guys. You're

making this too easy!

(BEEPING)

Know what happens when

you pirate my tech?

This.

(LOUD EXPLOSIONS)

(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

You know, I'm kind of liking

this whole strategy thing.

Time for phase two.

Let's take a peek at

what's behind that.

Incoming!

(GRUNTING)

(WEAPONS FIRING)

I'm disappointed your

programing failed, captain.

You made an excellent

hydra agent.

Sorry, there's no future in it.

(GROANING)

IRON MAN:
Or in you, skull.

(SIGHS)

You will beg me to spare you,

when I control the world.

TASKMASTER:
Is that

so, red skull?

Well, look who put some

iron in their diet.

Got to admit, the new

paint job is cool.

Excellent, taskmaster.

Now that you've acquired

stark's ultimate weapon,

you will put it to my use.

I'm done taking orders

from you, skull.

The iron master is

taking control of hydra!

Fool, you work for me!

I love it when the

bad guys bicker.

CAPTAIN AMERICA:
Makes

our job easier.

Consider this a

hostile takeover.

What? (STRAINING)

Can't be. Ugh...

I'm unable attack you. Why?

Because you are my slave.

Now bow!

(GROANING)

You thought taking iron man's

stealth armor was your idea?

No.

I programed you to steal it.

The memory was erased,

but you also spent time

in my neurotransducer

and were conditioned

to think as I do.

Your recent ambition

to take over hydra?

It came from me!

You are no more than a hired gun

and you will obey

my every command.

(GROANS)

Hey, skull, you're kind of a

control freak, you know that?

For your first directive,

destroy iron man and

captain America!

(GRUNTING)

No more playing army, skull.

You have yet to see my army.

Or should I say "our" army?

(LOUD FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

So, do we do this

your way or my way?

Not sure it's gonna matter.

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