Iron Sky

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Roger that, be adviced radio stato cognent

roger that 710

....

Seven, three, eleven

Looking good. Landing vector optimum

touch down in t-minus 12

nsr now drop the banners

-All set

-Must we?

-The Eagle has landed baby.

-Please keep that fool

off the main frequency

Are getting a reading on you end too,

Sanders?

Mission control I can confirm vast

quantity of Helium 3

and the reading are stronger this way.

-You're breaking up, please be adviced

you may be nearing meteor shower

Adjust to communicate....

No f***ing way

Hey Sand, what do you do with that thing

hopping around over there?

I thought you suppose to be

taking some photos of me

Washington, have you got a visual on ...

- What was that, Houston?

-Hey Washington, it's Helium 3,

-What?

It's Helium 3 mine. Get over here!

Hey there's something over here

you need to see

No, Sanders! Sanders!

Oh god

Houston!, Houston! Son-of-a-b*tch

I need to get out of here

In English, now

Where are we from?

-Siegfried.

-They earth

and when did we leave?

-Brunhild

-1945.

-And where did we go?

-The dark side of the moon.

Brilliant

THE WHITE HOUSE WASHINGTON DC

Don't try to play dumb with me

It was your bad idea to send

those idiots to the moon

-Talk about disaster

-Not to be contradicting madam president

but i'm pretty sure it was your idea

It was my great idea have they succeeded,

now it's your stupid idea. Got it?

I didn't hire you for stupid ideas

I hire you because of your midas touch

Now my ratings are in the toilet

and that election is just weeks away

You dropped the ball Vivian,you

Now, I need a miracle.

Get me a miracle

Actually how was sending those 2

astronauts to the moon, supposed

to getting me re-elected?

We havent been to the moon for

fifty years. One of them was black.

-Thought it would look good

-Look good how?

Like I said one of them was black

Just think of the opportunity we wasted

years ago with that errand boy, Alan Powell?

-Colin Powell.

-That was close

-And where are you going?

-The UN, to do my job

The Great Dictator

by Charlie Chaplin.

It is one of the worlds most

famous short films.

which illustrates in ten minutes his

wish that one day, the entire world

will be held in the great

fuhrer's wise and gentle hands

-Any questions?

-I have a question.

In my classroom we are here to strictly

form a manner of addressing one another

To what do we owe the honor

of this visit?

-We captured an earthling.

-Your expertise is required

I love me some sauerkraut.

And Volkswagen.

huh...volvicnuggen

German words right

Where I come from we speak

German too you know what im saying

Your gonna be sorry

you did that white boy

You are a knock-out

How do I get out of here?

Thanks lady.

Have a nice day

No...

That is the air lock

No.

You might wanna cover up a bit

All good?

I know a lot of important people.

alot of very important people

i even know the President of America.

If you kill me, then thats just

a really f***ed up situation

You know the president of U.S.A?

Thanks homie

Ill talk to you later babe

Question, what is this apparatus?

Look man, how would I know?

I'm just a model.

-A model what? Citizen?

-No man, a model model...

Damn, what's wrong with you two?

you blind or something?

-Sh*t, I'm pretty.

-Are you part of the shock troops

before the invasion?

Invasion? Man, you all must be trippin

What is your mission?

Look dude, I just follow the paycheck,

you know what I'm saying?

-What is this device?

-That's my kick-ass cellphone

-and a computer.

-What?

that's not a computer.

This is a computer.

No, dat's ancient history homie

UNTIED WORLD CONFEDERACY, NY

I am telling you once again..

One moment we receive conformation

that the ship has landed successfully

on the moon

The next, all communication stopped

as though it had simply vanished

-Or you're hiding something from us?

Yeah, we are hiding something on

the dark side of the moon

I still find it very difficult to believe

that entire purpose of the mission

to promote your president's

re-election

Well believe what you like, we had

the senators spend

hundred-of-millions on campaigns

to get her elected the dog-sh*t-post

But Mr Secretary, the expenses

involve this time only makes

sense if it were a military purpose

Okay, lets get this clear

The united state has no

military activity on the moon

What about natural resources activity?

We know how the US sometimes

mixes the two up

-Is there any chance that you are

looking for Helium 3 up there?

Helium 3?

You just made that up didn't you?

That's so silly

PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN HQ, NY

I assume these are just

preliminary ideas?

Sir, we have a very small

delivery window

-Sir?

-Yes, sir.

Ma'am, and this is all.

Anyone who is not the head of a

department, should leave

You idiots.

You morons!

That's an insult to morons

What is this sh*t?

I have a meeting with the President of

the United...f***ing States of America.

tomorrow f***ing morning

Not with the President of Zambia.

Not with the President of the

f***ing Janitor's Union

But with the president of the f***ing

country you all happen to be living in.

you pieces of hellacious sh*t.

What am I suppose to tell her?

That my employees are not

intelligent enough

to be f***ing morons

Are you willing to work with the fuhrer ...

in the name of the fatherland,

stand behind the Wehrmacht.

This decision does not resolve all of us ...

Thank you.

I thought my ears were gonna bleed

You're welcome

May I ask what you name is?

James Washington.

-What yous?

-Renate Richter.

It is a pleasure to meet you, Washington

James Washington.

What's wrong with your skin?

Come on now please, you have

met a brother before, right?

-No, I'm an only child.

-No, I didn't mean like that

I meant a black man

No and this continues to confuse me

because you are much blacker

then when i first encountered you

Okay girl, look either i'm black

or you're blind

Look, what is going to happen to me?

I mean, what's with this guy

sticking needles in me?

-What about that angry dude?

-My fathers sticking needles into you?

That freaking scientist guy?

That your dad?

And what about you know....

Mr. Nachrichtenbermittlungs-

Oberfhrer Adler?

-I'm sorry, what?

-Klaus Adler.

He's going to be the next fuhrer.

And my husband.

Did you lose a bet or

something? I mean....

hey, Lucky you

Actually, lucky him

-I shouldn't even be here

-You cannot leave me tied up like this

-Please do me a favor.

-What?

-Play a Nazi

-And if I don't?

-They will eliminate you.

-Oh great

Is there a different radio station?

With the upcoming war ...

He's back.

hey man i dont like the look of this

With the prisoner now being one of us

we go down to the earth.

Hell help us to find more

telephone computers,well return

And then get Gotterdammerung flying.

UPSTATE, NEW YORK

-Can you smell that?

-No. We dont have time to waste

Take me to that president of yours

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