Irumbu Thirai

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'Am I serving you just a glass of tea?

I'm promising you a customer along with it'

'Give me just 1 chance, bro'

Let's see

'How can you be so vague?

Give me a positive answer, bro'

How strange!

I got an empty message

'Who is he?'

'Sending empty messages to me

like boys generally do to girls'

- Hello, Nagaraj

- Good morning, Sekar

'- Who is this boy?

- He's Gurumurthy I told you about'

Software Engineering?

I know Java, Icat very well

Bro, your degree is more important

to us than your language skills

Sit down

My dear boy

I need a favor from you

I want all the black money I've hoarded

changed into legal currency

What you have to do now is...

...open a new account

'This Friday evening...'

'...on the pretext you sold

software in America'

...5 million will be deposited

in your bank account

The reason being, if it is software,

it won't raise any eyebrows

The price is whatever we claim it to be

'After 2 weeks take 4.5 million

from your account'

Transfer it to the account

I instruct you to

Remaining 0.5 million is all yours

You don't have to return it

'But as soon as you see this kind of cash

you shouldn't have a change of heart'

Do you get it?

You can wish for something

but not wish for the moon!

Take good care of your wife and children

Take him with you

'Okay, Sekar

Let us go'

"O' mind, chant the name of Lord Rama"

[indistinct chatter]

'Duck is waddling up to the baby'

'The duck bit the baby'

'Within 5 minutes of depositing the cash

he has hauled the entire 5 million'

Where's the money?

I swear I don't know

You don't know?

I'll give you grace time

until 9:
00 p.m

If I don't get back the missing cash...

...forget your wife and child exist

9:
00 p.m

'Listen, Guru'

'Whether you swindled

or you got scammed'

'...I have no clue'

'If you don't return the cash, you can

see your wife and children as corpses'

What happened?

You're sweating all over

Elevator wasn't working

'Will you eat now?'

'I am making your favorite tomato chutney'

'I'll give you grace time

until 9:
00 p.m'

'Take good care of your wife and children'

'Iron Curtain'

'By just using an app...'

'...even without your knowledge'

'...using your own camera

many events can be recorded!'

'Isn't that Chandru's girlfriend?'

Yes, she is stripping

In today's digital world...

...there's no place for the word 'privacy'

All our day to day activities

are being recorded

'Yesterday my Facebook page

had so many links on Goa'

How does the Facebook chap know

whatever I chatted on WhatsApp?

Madam, I'm coming to your area

Where should I come exactly?

'I have shared 'Live' location

on WhatsApp for you'

'My whereabouts can be easily tracked

by the GPS in my smart phone'

'Do you know how many

have your number stored?'

'May be around 300 people'

'Your number is stored without even

your knowledge by 3 million people'

'Are you serious?'

'The virus 'Android banker' has attacked...'

'...232 banking softwares

which have been listed'

'An ATM card has 16 digits

as serial number'

'If you submit the number

your card gets renewed'

'Nowadays if you pay just Rs 500'

...you can get 10,000 details

about Aadhar card

'I wonder where she's from!'

- I'm Kathiravan

- 'Jack in the box!'

- Maria Ignatius

- Hi, Gnyanavel

'Look at the Jack in the box again!'

Let us converse in Tamil

That's even more convenient!

But it's inconvenient for me

Shall I leave now?

Make it easier for both of you

'Tearing hurry!'

'Get lost, you white maid!'

Listen, we'll get drunk tonight and

stuff ourselves with gourmet food

Because for 1 more year

we are stuck with military canteen

Why are you so desperate?

Every Thursday we get rationed liquor

Did you see the bar?

So many 'figures'?

Yuck! Don't deride ladies like that!

They are here as tourists

Treat them with some respect

Look at that chap over there

He's disgracing our entire nation!

That chap in a floral shirt?

Ditto

Let's get married in a church

Shall we get married?

Instead of that

according to your culture...

...in bodyguard Muniswaran temple

...if we get married and settle down

in Mylapore, it would be awesome

- In Mylapore?

- Yes

Awesome...?

It will be awful!

'How stupid of me!'

For you to settle here,

should I settle your bill?

Hey, give my bill also to her

You stay in Mylapore!

- I am Gnyanavel

- So be it!

Bro, please sit

I want 2 minutes of your time

Even though you snatched

my booty from under my nose

...why are you ditching

such a classy looking miss?

Mr Gnyanavel, I didn't flirt

because she's beautiful or fair

She's a foreigner

Do you wish to go abroad?

Not just a wish

My entire goal

Foreign places lure you so much?

I don't like staying here

Only population is 'Made in India' here

Everything else is 'Made abroad'

People here want to ape

those who live abroad

But I want to live abroad all my life

This is true ambition

That's my drin-

It's alright

- Are you married?

- No, bro

Then she's the girl for you

I'll continue

Maria, will you come home?

I live in Mylapore!

Why does my name make

all the females run a mile?

Won't she think he's a Casanova?

They must be good friends

- I'm leaving

- Don't be mad at me

Drink...drink

Look at him now

SIT DOWN!

Fine, let him disturb 1 more girl

I'll deal with him, okay?

- Confirmed...?

- Confirmed, I will ask him

Do you know you're talking

to a military man?

From Velu Military Hotel?

How dare you retort!

Get up, man

Hey! What the hell is your problem?

He had the gall to shove me aside!

Bash him up

He still goes back to that chick

- What is your problem?

- Punch him right on his face

If you dare flirt with a foreigner-

Our guest is God

'Did he drink too much?

Huddled in a corner quietly'

Kathir...?

My dear nephew

What happened to you?

You've been pounded to a pulp, eh?

Don't scream

If this bar owner Dubai Sekar

gets to know what happened...

...he'll tie you up in a desert

and castrate you!

All the time obsessing

about foreign 'items'!

Uncle...?

How can I go abroad

without a passport?

So I have no other choice

but to fall in love with a foreign chick

I know it's difficult to

fall in love with the girls here

But getting married to them is very easy

Whereas foreign girls

are easier to fall in love

But marrying them is a herculean task

To stun my father and you...

...if I don't marry Amy Jackson-

You must resemble

Michael Jackson to do so!

Your temper dangles at your nose tip

That's why they aimed at your nose

Your father is calling

Talk to him

- Tell me

- Listen

Your sister Selvi met with

an accident, her leg is injured

I need Rs 5000 immediately

Is that right?

Let me talk to Selvi

She...she is taking some medicine

Is that so?

Let me speak to the doctor

He's the one administering

the medicine to her

Nurse, compounder, watchman

Give the phone to someone there

Don't you trust me, son?

You are one person

I'll never trust in this world

Hang up now

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